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Guido Fawkes Blog: Sunday Sleaze

  • electro-kevin · 10 months ago
    Y'know. I wouldn't give a toss about expenses if they were doing a good job of running the country.


    But they aren't ...



    ...so I do.



    VERY much.
  • The Voice of Britain · 10 months ago
    Doubt it. Labour is the party of envy and avarice. Their MPs more naturally lean towards troughing.


    wv = ingrab seriously
  • cujo · 10 months ago
    Despise Labour? Check out


    http://cctvstar.blogspot.com/
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Jacqui must be terminated to send a shot across the bows to those who didn't quite get the message after Permatan Hain was ejected.
  • The Raven · 10 months ago
    Even if they don't find anything, I'm sure the BBC and Michael Crick will spend countless hours discussing the fact that because the Mirror are looking for smoke, there must also be a fire. If not, they'll just drag up the loony, dodgy Wintertons again.
  • Darwen Reporter · 10 months ago
    Maybe Jacqui Smith will start flashing her cleavage again to try and distract the press!
  • nightjack · 10 months ago
    Whoever they are, whatever the party, they need booting.


    A clutch of people not fit to hold the public offices of representing us are clearly holding them.



    They stopped honestly representing their constituents or even promoting their political opinions within their own parties years ago. Looking at what they do rather than what they say, they are concerned with cold hard cash and as much of it as possible. Red, yellow or blue, it is plain as a pikestaff that they are institutionally corrupt.



    They vote against transparency in their dealings. They vote for unreasonably comfortable pay and conditions for themselves and their functionaries. By turns they pack the upper house and quangos with placemen beholden to them rather than to public service and honest governance. They refuse to be accountable for their failures and misdeeds, smugly clinging to office without honour or even the excuse of competence.



    They will never do what is needed to clean the stables; how could they? Damn them and damn their works. Damn them for turning the mother of parliaments into a casino. Damn them for fooling some of the people all of the time. Damn them for being dishonest bastards who will knowingly take the rest of us into ruin to bloat their own egos and feather nest for themselves and their clients. Damn them for turning our democracy into a kleptocracy.



    wv=inlyinu
  • Sparky · 10 months ago
    What ever they find, nobody will care. As everybody knows, Labour is the party of sleaze.If it's not people 'doing a Jacqui' it's the Lords getting cash for amendments.


    Bloody Labour!

    Bloody disgrace!
  • Half eyed Scottish idiot · 10 months ago
    Jackboots has said she will use the points system to cut back work permits for foreigners.


    Do they really think we are idiots?

    They've been telling this same old lie for years and has immigration fallen?
  • Raving loon · 10 months ago
    They may not find anything, but that won't stop the BBC talking about Thatcher, public spending cuts etc etc The basic purpose of the BBC is to make the people think:


    Labour=well meaning and just a bit unlucky at the moment



    Conservatives=evil scum coming to give you cholera
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    If the Tories have failed to undertake their own in-house check on trough swillers and not already cleaned up their side of the sty they are complete idiots. Fingers crossed!
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    It could backfire if they found someone. Cameron sacks them and tells them to repay the money. Where would that leave Smith and Brown?
  • WV: reaterat _ hmm. This sound · 10 months ago
    ALREADY!?


    Is there just too much sleaze to fit into a normal 24 hr Sunday?
  • Tuscan Tony · 10 months ago
    Isn't the very fact they're digging so energetically for similar behaviour chez Tories a tacit admission by the "world of leftie" that the bloat secretary's behaviour wasn't entirely honest?
  • russ · 10 months ago
    The labour party are composed of group of ex town hall no hopers, they know that their time in the spotlight will be brief, therefore they will make as much as they possibly can whilst in its glare, thankfully that time will soon be over, I would almost be happy to pay them whatever they want to be gone, spineless lying conniving scum that they are....
  • Ctesibius · 10 months ago
    I noticed Nick "Toenails" Robinson has been completely silent all week about the Government's various sleaze and incompetence stories. He's probably been busy trying to find dirt on the Tories. What's the betting that if a 'Tory equivalent' pops up he'll be posting stories 5 times a day?
  • jac · 10 months ago
    How about looking (again) into the Speaker's claims? Quite apart from his wife's taxi fares, doesn't he claim the Additional Costs Allowance for the Glasgow property? Only owns one house AND lives free and very high on the hog indeed in Speaker's House.


    What additional costs does he have, exactly?



    By the way, is Hain's 80+ yr old mother still being paid for doing his typing..........



    (word verification is - exeli. Who said computers don't have a sense of humour)
  • Guthrum · 10 months ago
    I wonder who it will be- can't wait
  • prototype munter · 10 months ago
    Linda Preston said...


    Maybe Jacqui Smith will start flashing her cleavage again to try and distract the press!



    @ 6:00 PM





    'Awer nawer', to quote The Archers.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Pretty sure it's Saturday.


    Guido must be planning a really big night if he thinks it's going to put him out of commission for all of tomorrow.
  • Rod Liddle · 10 months ago
    What a pathetic rag the Mirror is. If you want to read Labour propaganda or what Jade Goody is up to then get the Mirror.
  • The Economic Voice · 10 months ago
    Take it from me, her cleavage is NOT distracting.
  • cesars wife · 10 months ago
    i note jaqui has declined to sue peter oborne !!


    hains popped up to say we should fear the BNP , considering he has been able to do bugger all about marxist mugabe , perhaps he should concentrate more on telling us achievements in office ?? that is other than recieving large sums of money and not declaring them .



    labours snouters in chief mrs keen and hubby have done well for a london constituancey.



    if tories have been using allowances they better have been lving there , would help with housing shortage . i dont mind the allownaces so much its that the mp gets to own another property , its not an allownace its property developement earner in some cases .



    no news from millibands yet , looks like backers role for them .



    i just cant stop laughing at those that think that alan johnson could do it as he has the experience and get the union backing , hes not said much on royal mail sell off. sure was alot of property developement in hull .



    6 months since credit crunch became visible , and we have no clue as to how labour intend to pay off the borrowings !! and parliments not sitting , and people are suffering and hain is concerned about a local by election victory for the BNP , they are going to be so toasted for this farce
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    The BBC will use their usual loaded language that implies guilt when they discover that a Tory has does nothing wrong. Remember Yacht-gate?
    'George Osborne has been forced to deny any wrongdoing...'
  • Ken · 10 months ago
    cesars wife 7.10pm


    Hain says we "should fear the BNP".



    It's Labour that's shitting themselves about the BNP because they are taking thousands of their votes away from them.



    At the fag end of this appalling government we get Labour and the BNP fighting each other over the chav vote and the BNP seem to be winning judging by their victory over Labour in that Kent by-election last week.



    Labour are dead ducks and are running scared led by a mentally ill lunatic of a prime minister.



    The country can't afford another 16 months of this bankrupt shower and their demented leader.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    caesar: Hain was on R4 PM prog today [Sat] talking about the BNP, talking about 'our areas' - meaning Labour areas. He quickly corrected himself, but perhaps revealed how Labour regards the voters, ie simply takes them for granted.
    And they wonder why people are turning to the BNP.
  • Mitch · 10 months ago
    In a 1998 interview, John Hoefle, the banking columnist for EIR [Executive Intelligence Review], clarified the derivatives phenomenon using a colourful analogy. He said:


    During the 1980s, you had the creation of a huge financial bubble....You could look at that as fleas who set up a trading empire on a dog....They start pumping more and more blood out of the dog to support their trading, and then at a certain point, the amount of blood that they're trading exceeds what they can pump from the dog, without killing the dog. The dog begins to get very sick. So being clever little critters, what they do, is they switch to trading in blood futures. And since there's no connection -- they break the connection between the blood available and the amount you can trade, then you can have a real explosion of trading, and that's what the derivatives market represents. And so now you've had this explosion of trading in blood futures which is going right up to the point that now the dog is on the verge of dying. And that's essentially what the derivatives market is. It's the last gasp of a financial bubble.





    sounds about right to me.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    As the days get warmer I'm afraid that the streets will soon start to fill with unrest. There are an awful lot of angry people out there.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1151489... source close to the committee said: 'This is embarrassing for the Prime Minister. The commissioner would not have referred the matter to the committee if he had not found some breach of the rules.

    'The implication is clearly that they have been broken, however significantly. I would expect Gordon to get a stern ticking-off at the least.'

    At the time the complaint was lodged, sources close to Mr Brown denied he had done anything wrong, saying he did not declare the rental income because he had subtracted it from his Commons claim and did not profit from it.

    They also said the Commons Fees Office told him there was no need to declare the payment, which suggested Mr Brown had only inadvertently breached the rules.



    He subsequently altered the agreement in December 2007 after the issue was raised again by the Fees Office.
  • Dennis · 10 months ago
    I read a couple of pages of the Mirror once at the barber's. I thought, "Who writes this shit?" And even more worrying, "Who reads it?"


    I later discovered that it is read by professional morons, many of whom drive white vans or builders' lorries. Their copy of the Daily Mirror is often kept between the dashboard and the windscreen, together with empty Coke cans, old Mars Bars wrappers and the like.



    I don't know whether, in order to be able to buy a copy, one has to present the newsagent with a membership card from the British Union of Morons, but it seems likely. Certainly the editorial staff are all prominent in that organization; and I believe that Toilets may even be in the running for the 2010 presidency.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Does anyone take the Sunday Mirror seriously? Does anyone actually read the Sunday Mirror. And should we be in the slightest bit surprised that so desperate is the Labour Party, that their slavish servants of the Mirror are desperately trying to dig up some dirt. The simple fact is this: Smith is a senior member of the Government, and is upto her wotnots in sleaze. Surely she has no choice but to resign, but will she...!!!
    I hate the Government with a passion. I hope Smith loses her seat at the next Election. It'll serve her right!!
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Hmm, odds are stacked up against Labour though. Why bother trying to investigate the Tories when for every seedy little tabloid run by tiny minded Hoons like Kevin Maguire (Apologies to Geoff Hoon by the way for comparing him to that c**t) there are a lot better newspapers looking to take the much simpler route of checking upon which self-publicising scum on the government's front benches has shown his/her total contempt for the British people by spending a hundred thousand or so pounds of taxpayers money on their new flat.


    When The Mirror starts doing these sort of stories I become more and more suspicious that just maybe another paper has come a little bit close to the truth on another near-breaking scandal. The Alistair Darling ACA affair maybe?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    It would be interesting to know at what address Jacqui Smith has registered something as simple as her driving licence (if she has one.)
    If it still says her constituency address in Redditch and she gets away with claiming her sister's address is her residence then it is highly like she has committed an offence which potentially carries a £1000 fine since she has changed address and not told the DVLA. Alternatively if it is registered in Redditch and she isn't fined then her sister's address can surely not be considered her main residence!
  • So17 · 10 months ago
    The Bias in the media against the Conservatives is almost as severe as when they were in Government.
    The BBC bias is now the worst kept secret in the country.

    I read many Sites, not exclusivly political. These may be on many subjects from Motoring,Science,Enviroment etc and the common understanding is

    'It's the BBC, what do you expect'

    The Mirror has always been a Labour Rag and will no doubt find a Tory MP with his hand in the till, but that is not the point.

    If the BBC can be so predictable in its overzealous reporting of the fact then something has gone wrong.

    I will be making complaints to OFcom on a very regular fucking basis from now on.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    I went to Homebase today, but I didn't buy a spade.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    BBC Breaking News Alert: Prime Minister Gordon Brown will visit US President Barak Obama in Washington in early March, Downing Street has confirmed.


    we're all fucked
  • JPT · 10 months ago
    Most of them have probably.
  • 'Bad' Bill Occam's Razor Gang · 10 months ago
    People already have the idea.
    If 'Toilets' Maguire finds 'something', or if he finds anything which he can make to look like 'something', he'll be doing the rounds of the BBC sixways 'till sundown.

    No BBC studio door will be closed to 'good 'ol toilets'.

    He'll be on BBC R5 just for trying - they're not choosy when it comes to 'friends of Gordon'.
  • scraping the barrel · 10 months ago
    Brown has traded several thousand more British troops going to Afghanistan in exchange for a meeting with Obama on 3rd March.


    Is there anything this creep wouldn't do to try to boost his pathetic standing in the polls?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    I heard Chris Grayling's in the frame.
  • Adrian P · 10 months ago
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    All this moaning about MP's is rather peripheral. Of course they shouldn't break the law, and have to be harried and pursued. But must we actually care about them? 80% or more of legislation is created by the EU, so Westminiscule isn't very important. Neither are the MPs. They don't 'run the country'. Some unelected people elsewhere do that.
    DZ
  • just like doctors our so calle · 10 months ago
    Mitch 7:31 Briliant man, you should teach in universities !
  • put this on yer fuckin thought · 10 months ago
    Nu Labour : The sleaze that just keeps on giving !
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    BBC site latest is that 'the elections watchdog has launched an inquiry into donations to the Tory party by the company of Lord Ashcroft'. If you can't get them for fiddling their expenses, go for the open goal which is Lord Ashcroft. And the watchdog just happens to work on a Saturday & announces this today, in time for the Sunday press & a splash across all the BBC politics shows tomorrow morning.
  • LORD ASHCROFT'S HANDCUFFS · 10 months ago
    OINK! OINK! GUIDO!


    The wheels are about to fall off your Tory-revival wet-dreamobile!
  • John East · 10 months ago
    The BBC should be renamed "The History Channel". I've seen a couple of reports lately whereby they dedicate 30 seconds or so the that day's Nulab troughing story, then cut to a 2-3 minute report on the history of sleaze in the form of a film of the Hamlton's or Aitkin.


    I suppose Nulab have accepted that their socialist thievery is so pervasive that it can no longer be ignored, so it's told he BBC that plan B is to be launched. This will be to convince the proles that all MP's are at it, and this message will likely be followed by a call for cross party reforms.



    We saw a similar tactic over party funding, and that scandal was deflated by sharing the blame. We are now seeing the same approach to sleaze.
  • Mitch · 10 months ago
    "Mitch 7:31 Briliant man, you should teach in universities !"


    no thanks I have a real job making real things which we sell for real money it may not pay fantastically but I can point to stuff and say I made that!! .
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    they have been digging. Is it in the paper now. No, they haven't found anything so they will make it up go another angle hence Ashcroft.


    The BBC must also be utterly errased they have long lost the reason for originally being set up.



    I still believe this is a smokescreen for the coming announcement of a major UK car manufacturer collapsing. That would be totally mortal to Labour so anything will do now to get the story away from the front page.



    They really are evil fucking people
  • Ratsniffer · 10 months ago
    Is anyone here old enough to remember when the Mirror was quite a respectable, campaigning rag, with some good writers - even if their politics were a little suspect? We're talking, of course, pre-Maxwell here, by a long shot.


    Now look at it. Fucking tawdry shit-sheet not worth wiping your arse on.
  • DAILY MIRROR BREAKING SCANDAL · 10 months ago
    BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
    DAILY MIRROR EXCLUSIVE

    SCANDAL! SCANDAL! SCANDAL!



    SLEEZE AND CORRUPTION HAS NOW BEEN SHOWN TO EXIST BY THE DAILY MIRROR. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE THAT SHE COULD GET CAUGHT LIKE THIS. WHAT WAS SHE FUCKING THINKING OFF???????

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    .BBC Watchdog presenter Julia Bradbury quits over alleged air miles scam
  • Shit-Bag · 10 months ago
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7903985.stm
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    fuck. Now he is talking about 'prudence' and exhorting people to be more careful with their money.



    Does this man have no shame?
  • John East · 10 months ago
    One thing missing from the Mirror's Chris Grayling story - they don't say that Grayling claimed his ex-council flat was his primary residence. I've no doubt that Tories and LibDems are likely to have their fare share of corrupt thieves, but I look forward to some clarification if we are to see his as an equivalent to the Jacqui Smith story.
  • Dick the Prick · 10 months ago
    Chris fucking Grayling. Cunt. Sack him - yeah, right.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Daily Mirro headlines tonight


    "Credit crunch crisis: 115 homes repossessed ever yday"



    Families in turmoil as repossession grief deepens Experts fear much worse to come



    and the twats still support McFuckup and this government?

    The Mirroe trolls should be next after labour and the BBC for the fucking lamposts
  • Jess The Dog · 10 months ago
    Grayling's snout-troughery is far less duplicitous than Jacqui Klebb's, but it prompts a roll of the eyeballs nonetheless.


    Probably why Cameron etc didn't want to steamroller in on the Klebb second home sleaze.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Sack the fucker, couldn't give a shit what party employs him, the bloke is SCUM. No wonder CMD gave Jacquelin Jill Smith such an easy time over her expenses fraud.
  • Can I opt out of BBC license f · 10 months ago
    BBC News. Brown first to see Obama. Lance Price, "Cameron looking out of touch...". Next article about Ashcroft. Fucking BBC....
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    re- Grayling - Think it;s over six year's isn't it. And we don;t even know what he claimed last year.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Now they seem to be on the case with Lord Ashcroft of Belize as well...


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7904033.stm
  • trevorsden · 10 months ago
    Is this a second home he is claiming for or a main home? Is it a room or a full flat.


    You could argue he should not claim for anything as his constituency is in Epsom - but I imagine he is perfectly entitled to claim for a flat as a second home.



    As long as you are legitimately claiming for a second home to ease travelling from your constituency you have to consider the difference between expenses for a flat and all the costs of overnight stays and/or travelling expenses as the alternative.



    As long as his claim is for a second home then I doubt that this will run. If its the other way round then his fate is tied with Smiths.





    Ashcroft - I doubt that this will amount to anything.



    I note the BBC playing up Brown meeting with Obama for all its worth. with some oik rubbishing Cameron. plus ca change ...
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    news of the World have done the old tale about Michael Ancram claiming "lichen removal" on exes - Daily Telegraph did it in February.


    Michael Ancram, the multi-millionaire former party chairman and deputy leader, claimed £22,030 - only £80 less than the maximum available to him under the controversial "additional costs allowance" (ACA). The allowance helps MPs with constituencies outside London to support the cost of running a second home.



    While most MPs spend their allowances on mortgages or rent, Mr Ancram admits not a penny of the £89,927 he has claimed since 2001 has gone on mortgage payments.



    Instead, he admitted he spent the money running his country home, including repainting its walls and removing moss from its garden.
  • W.W. · 10 months ago
    O/T but this is one of the class quotes of the year, from CIF.


    "For fuck's sake, Polly, we're fucked. Absolutely fuckingly fucked. And if there's one thing that would make us so fucked we could never get unfucked, it's borrowing more fucking money."



    bobdoney, you have put in one paragraph what the entire country is thinking, I salute you!



    W.W.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Daily Mirro headlines tonight


    "Credit crunch crisis: 115 homes repossessed ever yday"



    Families in turmoil as repossession grief deepens Experts fear much worse to come



    and the twats still support McFuckup and this government?

    The Mirroe trolls should be next after labour and the BBC for the fucking lamposts
  • anonymouse in the treasury ski · 10 months ago
    If that is all the Mirror can find then they haven't got anything.


    £100k over 7 years is £14k a year for mortgage costs and living expenses - which is what the allowance is for.



    I think the general daily rate for exes is £35, so for 150 days that would be £5.5k, leaving about £6.5k for mortgage costs, which sounds about right on a £100k property.



    Sorry, but that sounds fair to me.



    Jackboots has a problem because she has refused the Grace and Favour home available to the Home Sec which would have automatically been designated her second home so she could not claim anything on the one in Redditch.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    No it don't smell good. The cunt is taking the piss out of taxpayers.
  • The ground is looming towards · 10 months ago
    Humour in the SMail from Chris Mullin's diaries.


    'Gordon Brown is described variously as ‘mirthless’, ‘obsessive’, ‘paranoid’ and ‘megalomaniac’ but ‘if it all goes wrong he’ll be nowhere to be seen’.



    John Prescott is ‘hopelessly insecure’ and ‘afraid of being shown up by his underlings’ and, Mr Mullin reveals, came to work one day wearing shoes that did not match.



    Peter Mandelson ‘doesn’t keep his trap shut and can’t bear not being the centre of attention’, Yvette Cooper is ‘bright and pleasant but a swot rather than a natural talent’ and Keith Vaz ‘an utter lightweight’.



    The diaries record Mr Mullin’s bemusement when he learned that Mr Brown’s officials insisted a picture of Tony Blair with Nelson Mandela was dropped from a Labour Party leaflet about international development.



    ‘They wanted the picture of Blair removed. Doesn’t that say it all?’ notes Mr Mullin. Clare Short is quoted as calling Mr Brown a ‘megalomaniac’. ‘Gordon’s machine churns night and day,’ writes Mr Mullin.



    He quotes one Blair courtier as saying, ‘He’s mad, quite mad,’ adding: ‘I was gobsmacked. ‘‘What do you mean?” “Gordon is obsessive, paranoid, secretive and lacking in personal skills. I’d probably pack it in if Gordon became leader.”’



    Later, the MP says: ‘Beneath it all lurks the same old Gordon who still bites his nails; the same mirthless smile, switching on and off like a neon sign.’
  • Editor · 10 months ago
  • Gordo's cheap flat bought from · 10 months ago
    Sunday Times


    'GORDON BROWN wants to ban 100% mortgages as part of a blitz of initiatives designed to save the banking system – including a new bail-out with a potential cost of £500 billion.'



    Door



    Stable



    Bolted
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    who cares
    get labour out and now



    and the BBC front page is



    Brown to meet Obama

    Watchdog investigates Tories



    Thats the FRONT PAGE not the politics page





    scumbags
  • The Grim Reaper · 10 months ago
    Is there anyone amongst the 646 who is NOT on the take?
  • Alex · 10 months ago
    What the f*** is wrong with half the morons on here. £14k a year isn't a lot for the finance and running costs of a flat in Westminster. He isn't claiming at his primary residence and he is perfectly entitled to it as an MP from outside London. He may not stay there very often, but it is cheaper than putting MP's up for the night in a London hotel. He may live only 17 miles away, but how many people walk home 17 miles after all the trains have stopped running?
  • Thatsnews · 10 months ago
    So according to the Mirror, two wrongs DO make a right?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Take it from me, her cleavage is NOT distracting.


    Oh, yes it fucking is!
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Mirror article says Grayling's constituency is 17 miles away. Labour MP for Hendon has claimed expenses (and may still be doing so) for in-town accommodation although his constituency is about 35 mins tube ride from Westminster. Doubtless there are other London area MPs who do the same.
  • All Seeing Eye · 10 months ago
    get your wheelbarrows.the printig presses are going to start.


    be warned.......the shit is only just beginning....



    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5780753.ece
  • cesars wife · 10 months ago
    shock news brown to end 100% mortgages !!


    DOH !



    brown annouces going to USA in a weeks time , to have working meeting with obama !!



    DOH !



    i think i get it , make annoucement then go on junket .



    as if banning 100% mortages will stop the 145 reposessions a day .



    guido any news from ireland , news is saying it was property bubble , not mentioning euro corsett.saying its worse than UK ??
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Linda Preston said...


    Maybe Jacqui Smith will start flashing her cleavage again to try and distract the press!



    ***



    I would rather die than give her a pearl necklace.



    wv = biransu - with poppadums and lime pickle, please.
  • Labour-Hater · 10 months ago
    http://cctvstar.blogspot.com/2009/02/big-sister... SISTER KNOWS BEST



    DEATH TO NULABOUR
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Why is Ashcroft suddenly being investigated? What are the government trying to hide at the moment?


    Why have they found Ashcroft, the Tory party and Camerons mum guilty of wrongdoing (ok they haven't at the moment but its a Tory so its guaranteed they will)



    wv = RUSE D



    why don't rhey just cut the crap
  • Dolly lost his job Oh Yeah! · 10 months ago
    From The Mail on Sunday


    The Government has been accused of a 'grotesque waste of public money' after it was disclosed that a senior civil servant is to be paid up to £160,000 a year to encourage colleagues and Ministers to use social networking sites such as Facebook.

    A new post - Director of Digital Engagement - is being created, despite Gordon Brown's promise to cut bureaucratic waste last year by shedding thousands of Whitehall jobs.

    The salary, which is only slightly less than the Prime Minister earns, was seized on by critics last night as a further sign of ministers' obsession with the internet, despite the fact that millions of people, particularly the elderly, have no access to a computer.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Broon`s finally flipped -


    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/feb/22/gordon-brown-comment-banks?commentpage=1



    I expect we will have me fun with this one.



    Comments already range from "deluded" to "psychotic" - and that is from loyal Guardian lentil-munchers ...
  • Jules · 10 months ago
    I may yet be proved wrong but a number of people I know (and I considerered doing the same) have ex-council flats just south of the River to overnight in during the week despite living in commuting distance. The difficulty with commuting being when you have late nights at work and early morning starts. I use a hotel and claim expenses - if I could have claimed expenses to support a flat I would have done, and if this is his second home not his first, exactly what is the issue?
  • Bingo · 10 months ago
    'What are the government trying to hide at the moment?'


    Well, just about everything they have ever done, where do we start?



    Anything to try to distract attention for McSaggy's endless lies and bungling.



    Too damn late.
  • Mitch · 10 months ago
    It would be so funny if brown turns up at the white house,walks in the oval office and finds blair and slotgob playing twister on the rug with the chosen one.


    chosen one= voted for.

    snotty= foisted on.
  • Mitch · 10 months ago
    snotty has defecated a big stinking pile on CIF which makes as much sense backwards as forwards.Boy is he getting it in the comments.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Grayling story is a non story. It's his second home, he uses it occasionally when he is working late at Westminster. That is what an MPs second home is for. If he was claiming his house in Ashstead as his second home that would be a "Jacqui Smith" scandal.


    Are the Mirror saying he should spend more nights in his second home than his main home?
  • SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GUNSHOP · 10 months ago
    In my very countryside local last night there were people from 23 households.


    18 of the 23 households held legal guns either shotguns or rifles!



    (this i think would be a higher % than even the roughest sink estate.)



    100% of the people in my local despise labour over their wrecking of the countryside with hunting bans, tax on needed 4x4s, cock ups on subsidy payments, foot and mouth ETC ETC



    A few of the more militant i am sure would drop broooon where he stood.



    No wonder liebour dont do the countryside.
  • RavingAbsolutelyFuckingMad · 10 months ago
    * Comment is free


    We will put people first, not bankers



    The prime minister explains how new institutions with new values will govern our banking system



    YOY JUST GOTTA FUCKIN LAUGH - this must take the biscuit for sunday sleaze!!!
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Gordon Brown is like a second rate plumber trying to fix the electrics.
    Would you let him do it??
  • Farmer · 10 months ago
    Chris Grayling appears to have done nothing wrong. Is this the best they can come up with?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Anonymous said...
    As the days get warmer I'm afraid that the streets will soon start to fill with unrest. There are an awful lot of angry people out there.



    February 21, 2009 7:33 PM



    Bring it on. And the first meeting place is the BBC Television Centre. These bastards have got to be brought to account.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Farmer said...
    Chris Grayling appears to have done nothing wrong. Is this the best they can come up with?



    February 22, 2009 8:28 AM



    Since when has 'doing nothing wrong' kept the Tories off the BBC headlines? Yes it is the best they can come up with but, to the proles who can't actually be bovvered to read the details, it simply makes politicians look 'all the same'.



    What the BBC don't seem to realise. By insinuating that 'they're all at it', voters flock to the BNP. Or do they realise what they are doing?



    I'm coming to the conclusion that this is the reason behind the Beeb's news angle. With the BNP receiving between 10% and 20% of the vote in the Euro elections, another reason is available for the Snot Gobbler to 'postpone' (read abandon) a general election.



    With 'terrorism', the state of the economy and the fear of a BNP election victory, the reasons NOT to have an election are growing like a top.
  • Mitch · 10 months ago
    If you’d spent a million quid every day since the birth of Christ, the bill would still be smaller than after Brown’s 12-year binge.




    tell your friend this little fact!!
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Politician stuffing pockets with public cash.


    Dog bites man?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Jacqui on the Andrew Marr show.


    What are the odds Marr lets her off the hook?



    He's a pathetic Labour stooge.



    One of the socialist lovies we all pay our hard earned money to so they can live in the manner to which they can't achieve on their own talentless skills.
  • Britain on the skids · 10 months ago
    Most papers and even BBC, Sky, and ITN are obsessed with Jade Goody's wedding. What a dumbed down, infantilised, sick-joke of a country Britain has become.
  • Competitive Mourning · 10 months ago
    Hope the florists have booked extra. (Bet the fuckers make a mint, and the tabloids, mags, tv progs ... who said life is cheap?)
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Marr was as scathing as usual.


    Didn't realise until recently that he was married to that well known Labour tub thumper at the Guardian, Jackie Ashley.
  • The British People · 10 months ago
    Gordon lets off a tiny smoke bomb then, like the pea balled saggy coward that he is, goes scuttling away from the limelight.


    NO CHANCE McMental, spotlight firmly on you and you, your lies and your endless bungling.



    Just sod off!
  • spot the BBC hypocrisy · 10 months ago
    I see the BBC, in league with the Sunday Mirror, are trying to resurrect the Ashcroft/foreign Tory donor business again.


    He gives the Tories a few million a year but it is dwarfed by the far greater sums given the Labour Party by Asian billionaires like the Mittals and Hindujas.



    You won't hear about that on the BBC or in the Mirror though.
  • Beatify Jade - now! · 10 months ago
    I do hope Jade recovers.


    Because she would make a better Home Secretary than that over-promoted excuse we have right now. Innit?
  • Arseholes · 10 months ago
    I want Brown to stay until the bitter end. He looks fucked now, he'll be in a coffin come next May.


    Fucking lying, cheating, useless, corrupt cunt.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    IF! I thought for one moment that Dave C in Number 10 is going to put a stop to MP's fleecing the Taxpayer I would vote for him.


    The signs don't look good!
  • raggles · 10 months ago
    Just seen Jacqui Smith on jug ears.


    How can someone with five bellies be such a fucking lightweight.
  • not Chris Grayling · 10 months ago
    To all those who say Grayling is a "non-story", just remember what Cameron said - "would people think it's reasonable?"
    Now, spending £104K in six years (we don't know what he claimed last year (but probably close to the £24K max - so that makes a total of £128K!!) on a flat he only paid £124K for and is now worth at least £250K. Well!

    And he lives just a 40-min train ride away, or 17-miles in a cab/car which he could also claim on expenses!

    Will he be giving back the capital gain he's made on the property to the taxpayer whose cash he used to make such a profit? Er, No.

    PS> he could always live in the other two homes he owns in Wimbledon, according to the Mirror - but he chooses not to.

    Go figure!
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    O/T but I wonder if Gord is wetting himself at the thought of being the first European leader to visit Obama in the White House.
  • Peter Grimes · 10 months ago
    Fat Jacqui on the Panda Marr show this morning obviously under pressure because she looked close to tears most of the time. Not very appealing! When the pressure, such as it was, came off, she lightened up enormously but the blink rate when Helena Kennedy made some telling points showed up the lies.


    wv - deevall
  • judith · 10 months ago
    In my Greater London suburban constituency, we had a Labour MP from 97 to 05.


    She lived 1 minute's walk from the Tube station.



    She bought a flat in Inner London as her second home, for which she claimed full expenses. It was primarily occupied by one of her adult children. When she lost her seat, she sold the flat at the top of the market, and of course pocketed all the profit. All this is completely legal.



    When asked, whilst an MP, why she needed a second home, given that most of her constituents worked in London and used the Tube to commute even if having to work overtime, she said that it could be difficult to get a hotel room at a reasonable price at short notice if the House sat late, or she had to be in Westminster early in the morning.



    Oddly enough, her Tory successor, who also lives in the constituency, but not within walking distance of a Tube station, manages to cope with a very heavy workload but without having a second home.
  • White Van Man slams well known · 10 months ago
    Mr Dennis


    Your calumny , White Van Man (moron) reads Mirror is off target.



    Pukka White Van Man subscribes to the Sun. Wouldn't be seen dead reading that Mirror crap.



    Yours etc



    WVM



    PS Stick to belling ringing. Leave media comment to Roy Greenslade.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    OT - Just back from a trip to the US where I met up with one of the lead editors of the Amercican Psychiatric Association Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Psychiatric Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). Those in the know will understand that this is the worlds leading authorative handbook for the diagnosis of psychiatric conditions. Anyway, having vented my spleen about Gordon we decided to classify him according to the mannual. The experts view was that he fitted perfectly the diagnostic criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder (DSM code 301.81)


    "A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:



    (1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)



    Tick



    (2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love



    Tick



    (3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)



    Tick



    (4) requires excessive admiration



    Tick



    (5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations



    Tick



    (6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends



    Tick



    (7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others



    Tick



    (8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her



    Tick



    (9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes



    Tick



    The experts view was that such an individual was totally unsuited to be in any position of power but I guess we already knew that.



    WV - Saten (I kid ye not!)
  • Pugwash · 10 months ago
    To be honest Guido... this blog has losts its Dynamics, its become stale, no longer anarchic... a big difference from what it used to be.
    Too much whimping, and not enough punching these f**ksters in the face!



    Word Ver: Sowrin
  • £2,000,000,000,000 and still c · 10 months ago
  • Kooper · 10 months ago
    on a personal level the story of Jade Goody is very sad but it is not headline news, I cannot begin to image what discussion went on in the BBC editorial meeting when it was decided to put the Goody story as the lead other than a cynical attempt to keep more bad news Labour out of the news.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    After snotties bit in CIF this great comment


    DanMcNeil

    22 Feb 09, 12:50am (about 10 hours ago)

    I'm really sorry Gordon. Really sorry. I tried to read your article. Believe me, I tried. Oh, I tried so hard. It's monkey-typing-at-the-keyboard-gibberish though. I suspect you know this.



    Honestly, if I were to blindly assess the intelligence (right and left brain) of the writer of this article, I'd have them marked down as deeply average. Not imbecilic, mind you. But not particularly clever either. Your writing is incredibly robotic. Sorry, I'm being polite - actually, your writing is magnificently dull.



    Your prose is exciting and inspirational in the same way that the prose of a washing machine instruction manuel is exciting and inspirational. You have the charisma of roof shingle. I cannot believe that you are the Prime Minister of the UK. Compared to you, John Major was the life and soul of the party. Oh yes.



    It wouldn't matter if, behind your dullness, you were actually capable.



    But you're not.



    Oh God.
  • Tomato Soup · 10 months ago
    Peston, the BBC milkman's horse's bell end, now appears to be criticising Gordon Brown in his wittering entitled "Brown's cautious bank reforms"


    It a bit too late you fucking cretin, how about getting yourself some leather elbow patches and becoming an English teacher.
  • ukipwebmaster · 10 months ago
    The Conservative's new slogan:
    Sharing the proceeds of sleaze.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    This is truly clutching at straws. I don't like anyone scamming the public on expenses but I just cannot see what this particular MP has actually done wrong here. As for 'doing a Jacqboots' its completly different.


    Ashcroft also underinvestigation. The Tories have stated that the company meets the test of political donations and this was carefully checked. This can be verified within minutes so why an investigation and why right now? Cutting off the source of funding perhaps just before an election.

    Its going to be April / May for an election all the signs are there.



    Wait any longer and the banks report and the full damage of whats being going on and Labour have covered up will be laid bare. Labour at that point would not survive in enough numbers even to fill the cross benches.
  • Starfucks Mandybots · 10 months ago
    I used the term before and I use it now again Labour is purely 'flapaplating'


    What we used to do as kids in when camping to get flames on the embers of a fire was to flap a plate at the fire by trying to blow air quickly over / into it.



    Exactly what Nu Lab, The Mirror rag and AlJabeeba are attempting to do right here in regard to the opposition.



    Flapaplating rarely worked but we still kept doing it for some unknown fucking reason??



    Don't let them get away with it.
  • Elby the Beserk · 10 months ago
  • Arthur Haynes (Comedian) · 10 months ago
    Mr Fawkes, Arthur has pointed out before that Tories may do 'Jacquis' too!


    A Tory MP



    * Member, Treasury Committee (since 10 Feb 2009)

    * Member, Justice Committee (since 7 Nov 2007)



    [Now they are appropriate subjects methinks]



    Joint first place for additional allowances, has/had a flat in the city and between 2003 and 2005 was never there apart from a few days a month. Arthur should know, Arthur was one of his neighbours during that period. Is he still there? Don't know but probably. With expenses on offer like this why wouldn't he be milking the cash cow like all the other trough suckers.



    Please point The Sunday Mirror in the right direction there'a a good chap.



    AH (C)
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Andrew Marr is not a very nice man. The injunction forbids further explanation.
  • Old Holborn · 10 months ago
    Wakey Wakey Guido


    Secret report leaked from the EU on MEP's



    MEP's to become millionaires and 47% pay rise
  • Mitch · 10 months ago
    285 negative comments on CIF and about 3 in his favour(his wife &dolly) he really is hated!
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Very little mention of Obama's visit to Canada. I wonder why?


    AJC
  • Twig · 10 months ago
    Richard Madeley mentioned just now on LBC radio that Mandy claimed £80,000 on redecorating his Westminster office.
    I haven't seen it confirmed anywhere else, but it wouldn't surprise me.
  • A minor gummunt apparatchik pr · 10 months ago

    Screw away my dears, - for there ain't not no roit 'n rong - take it wot ever way u want - kno wot oi mean? Have a few moments of feckless fumbling fun whenever you want - know wot oi mean?



    Breed like rabbits - get every girl up the duff by age 15, and every girly boy seen to by age 14.



    Remember - we've got flats 'n fridges, 'n cookers waiting for the girls, - kno wot oi mean? And no responsibility for the boys - you won't kno wot that means lads - and a whole army of second-rate no-hoppers ter do yer so-shorl work 'n benfits 'n that - kno wot oi mean?



    And to use jargon, wot u wouldn't unnerstan' - we're concerned wiv sustainability, which means ensuring your votes for us in future.



    In our day, there used to be a prog where they sang 'Play Away' - but we want to change the words to 'Screw Away!



    [simpering chorus of approval from Old-Noo(Née Noo-Old)BoringLiar clitorati]





    NOO(OLD)BORINGLIARS - WASTING YOUR MONEY on a POINTLESS PROJECT somewhere NEAR YOU




  • The Gabbler Of Greenspanist Gi · 10 months ago

    Ah didnae finger or fumble with the finances, mind!



    It wasnae ma fult ye understand!




  • Herr Comrade McGoebbelsBrownSt · 10 months ago



    Remember People, - DEBT IS WEALTH!!!



    So ye'all £33,000 better off - thanks t'me!!









    NOO(OLD)BORINGLIARS - WASTING YOUR MONEY on SOMETHING POINTLESS somewhere NEAR YOU




  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Jacqui Smiths Big Brother State may be the only way left for her to remain in power, because her own majority will be gone in thirty seconds come general election time.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Yopu might like to examine the second home status of many scottish MP's who stay midweek at the Caledonian Club Halkin Street London, much to the chagrin of tother caledonoan club members who cannot get a room for a London overnight vist althoughn paying their club subscriptions in full.
    So Any MP giving an address Halkin Street should be given detailed scrutiny as it would be on a par with the Home Secs arrangment...
  • Half eyed Scottish idiot · 10 months ago
    Chris Grayling has only claimed the extra costs he has incurred from having a second home.


    On the other hand Jackboots has claimed £116k when she has only had to pay out a bit of rent to her sister.



    Slight difference I think!!



    Is this the best the trolls at the Mirror can come up with?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    One interesting thing about Jacqboots is that her sister's house is now classed as unsafe since the neighbours have identified themselves to the press. Therefore she now needs to have alternative accommodation, presumably at the taxpayers expense.
  • RavingMad · 10 months ago
    On the day that Jade Goody tells the media world, especially the BBC who run the story as main item, that she is having a private wedding except for one glossy magazine, multi-payout type nonsense as if I care fuckwits, I was reading the 'Complete British Birds' and I dozed off in splendid recline and into my mind came Brown's latest missive...the wonderfully titled 'Complete British Turds' with a forward by our venerable leader recounting his heady days as prime mentalist. Offering a critique of everyone of his colleagues, whom he hated, and the financiers and bankers and egoists, none of whom he had a good word for. He tries to yet again establish that everybody except him was guilty of everything. He alone stood as the bastion of everything noble and honest and true.Then I woke with a start and ran around the house shouting INSANE, INSANE, THE MAN'S INSANE......quick call a medic and section him now. I can't stand much more of this.....
  • Just Curious · 10 months ago
    Anyone heard any more of a certain prominent Catholic gentleman whose donations to Labour were wisely rejected due to foreign links which included the House of Saud and Mugabe's Zimbabwe?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Interesting to see what happens with this story in the morning. Could be difficult for him and Dave if this fails "the Daily Mail test".
  • Jane Goody (Mrs) · 10 months ago
    Westminster Diary


    TWO HOMES SECRETARY



    'She was probably there for a third of the time'

    Jacqui Smith must be wishing she had made a bit more of an effort with the neighbours. They are practically queuing up to drop her in it over allegations, currently being looked at by the Parliamentary standards commissioner, that she does not spend as much time as she should at her "main home" in London, despite claiming £116,000 in allowances over the past five years on her "second home" in Redditch. The latest neighbour to come out of the woodwork chose the low-profile environs of BBC One's flagship political discussion programme Question Time to share his observations on the home secretary's comings and goings. The man, who works from home, claimed Ms Smith spends about a third of her time at the London address, which belongs to Ms Smith's sister.
  • minty · 10 months ago
    Mctwat is supposed to be saving the world, and yet he still finds time to have dinner with that arch cunt Piers Morgan, as well as Simon Cowell and Amanda Holden.


    What the fuck is going on?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    The whole point of the exercise and the Ashcroft investigation is an attempt at a quid pro quo settlement - you let Jackboot Jacqui off the hook and we'll forget about Grayling ans Ashcroft.


    On the face of it, Grayling has nothing to fear - Smith on the other hand is up for fraud charges.



    I think the way round this is for complaints about the perceived bias of the Commissioner to be sent to the Commission and to the media.



    It takes nothing for the Commission to start investigations about Tory MPs, but find it almost impossible to get upset about Labour MPs, no matter serious the crime appears to be.
  • Captain Smith - Ice, what ice, · 10 months ago
    He's got that sort of face! The sort whereby you would check to see if your hand was still there after a handshake!
  • Twig · 10 months ago
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Where the fuck are you?


    momentum ... lost ... hello?
  • Oh no, not more Labour madness · 10 months ago
    But there are still a few Labour nutters at CiF:-


    "The Tories are much worse than Labour because they see every pound that goes into the exchequer as a pound leeched from their pockets. The truth is that the state is the prime agency of redistribution of wealth in society.



    The Tories will attack what they lie in calling the "bloated" public sector when really what they are attacking is the redistribution of wealth via public services. The tories, just like margaret Thatcher, want to see a skelectal state that does the bidding of the owners of Britain PLC. A state so pared back that charity itself turns Victorian again and the state can wash its hands of the poor and the unemplyed and the sick and all of these people fall into the clutches of the private sector.



    The Tories want to roll back 1945.



    We can't let this happen and you can't let this happen but this means that the state must take up the reigns of the economy and that you put our taxpayers money to good use instead of gifting it to these amoral vultures and that you order the banks to lend and stp pussyfooting about.



    If you do these things then we will be in a stronger position in Britain in the future. You may even jump start the economy if you took control of lending and refused to cut back the public sector. Lending won't happen of itself.



    You should know by now Mr Brown, that capitalism is not benign. It is a slavering animal whose hunger is never satisfied.



    Take control of this beast now. And stop the Tories from getting in by hook or by crook."



    This after 12 years of our wonderful public sector "redistributing wealth" through public services. Yeah, I'm much better off paying more stealth tax to pay for the socialist jobsworths and quangos that want to control every aspect of my life for the benefit of the "community" and the EUSSR.



    Wankers.
  • Gobby The Mutt - The Bulemia Y · 10 months ago
    I hate to say I told you so, but Gordon is a cunt.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Ann Keen & Alan Keen, both Labour MPs have their home in Brentford, easy commuting distance from Westminster (about 9 miles) and also claim for a flat in Pimlico. They were until recently, each claiming their full allowance, and possibly still are.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Chris Graying should be ashamed of himself.


    Last year when he was Tory Spokesman for Welfare he kept going on benefit scroungers.



    A bit ricj from someone like him who from the sounds of it was practically drowning in expenses claims ripping off the taxpayer.



    He should resign but jusr like the rest of our croooked MPs be they Labour, Tory or LibDem.



    Grayling also looks and sounds like an obnoxious bastard.
  • zoomraker · 10 months ago
    this guy is good


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqkMfToY9Pk&eurl=http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    If an MP owns a second home and claims for it what is wrong with that, perfectly within the rules as they are incurring extra expense to do their job. Smith owns one home and lodges with her sister (in a house owned by sister one assumes - the Land Registry will clear that up)and calls it her main residence and her substantial home in Redditch, her second home. This does not appear to be within a usual understanding of the rules as I read them. Anything else is smoke and mirrors and an attempt to take our eyes away from the ball.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Anyone see Brown on the BBC front page today (and aparently the Observer ), with delicious irony it says this..........


    Gordon Brown has called for a more responsible banking system, in which banks are the "servants of the economy and society and never its master"



    But what I would really like to see is the one eyed scottish fuckwit taking this one step further and applying it to politicians as well.
  • For the benefit of Dolly, this · 10 months ago
    Christ! A white Vaz - time to be very unforgiving for slippery bastards on either side of the house.
  • Icebergs - a bit like buses yo · 10 months ago
  • Mr &amp;amp; Mrs Keen MPs · 10 months ago
    We love to rake in the expenses for our second home(s). We represent Brentford in West London and need the extra cash to pay for our tax payer funded high life. Snuffle snuffle. Did the Sunday Mirror mention us today? No of course not, because we are greedy little Labour MPs....
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    No wonder "Cambo" didn't go for the jugular with "thieving Jacqui".


    They should all be made to pay it back and disbared - in any other profession this would count as FRAUD!



    At least benefit fraudsters usually admit their guilt and hang their head in shame - this shower won't even accept what they have done is wrong....



    Finding a "bent MP" at the moment seems as easy as catching mackerel!
  • The Director of Politically Co · 10 months ago



    Hi, -The Sun of Our Lives, The Great Helmsperson, - he that brings me and many other NooBoringLiar wimmin to spontaneous orgasm whenever he passes by, - oh I can't go on -



    (rests while paroxysm subsides)



    . . anyway, He has graciously consented to visit Mr NoDrama . .. oh I'm going again . . I only have to mention Mr NoDrama's name! . . . in March.



    Big it up . . . . .. and keep the line going on the Celeb . . . you know, stick with the really important isshooos!



    There's nothing else - apart from Tory sleeze 'n that - just folla the Red Tops on that one.
  • talwin · 10 months ago
    Arthur Haynes, 11.30am


    A tory MP "...joint first place for additional allowances"



    I haven't checked (don't think I need to) but I'm pretty sure it's the case that umpteen MPs, of all colours, are in 'joint first place' for the additional costs allowance. Anyone who takes the max will fall into this category.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    The Mirror article is great, how outrageous that a Tory using public money towards a property which actually rises in value!


    I'm sure no labour MP's have ever used allowances towards homes which rose in value....
  • Ajax · 10 months ago
    In an article in the Guardian this morning Brown says that "We will put people first, not bankers".


    This is what he does. Like every rotten con-man who preys on people, he is very astute at knowing what people are thinking and wanting. Then he just says what they want to hear in the full knowledge that this is the exact opposite of what he has been doing, is doing now and will do in the future.



    This is what he has done all his political and adult life.



    He is morally, intellectually and spiritually depraved and stunted.



    This is a seriously wicked and evil man.



    He is not like normal people, he is very dangerous and will continue until he is stopped.



    The BBC knows this but protects him whilst he destroys our country.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    To the twats who use long monikers


    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  • Nipper · 10 months ago
    £100k over 7 years averages out at about £14k p.a. which is only just over £1k per month which is a damn sight cheaper than my rent. I think Grayling, who is actually a decent bloke, should be commended for finding such a good deal. Cheaper even than an hotel.


    More to the point, what is the Great Larder in Chief trying to distract us from?
  • Judge Pickles · 10 months ago
    Got to love this pic from Reuters front page - my 3 year old pulls the same face when her little friends exclude her from the cracker table activity . . . .


    http://uk.reuters.com/article/UKNews1/idUKSP42335720090222



    You can almost imagine the conversation " Let's pretend we're talking about something very important and then just make whispering noises to each other - pss pss pss pss pss "



    Ha, he's pissed himself again ! Mein Gott, Sacre Bleu!
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    So why isn't Jacqui just being funded with her lodging expenses at her sister's, rather than 24k a year to fund the family home? The rest of us mere mortals are expected to fund our family but NOT Jacqui.


    Little wonder then that her sister's home had the highest ever recorded sale on her street last year.



    Andrew Marr is a cunt.
  • peeved · 10 months ago
    Just watched Smith on Marr. Another black mark on Brown's judgement, she is an even worse appointment than Marino or Crosby.


    Brown may well be a thieving lying turd but he is also deluded and believes his own lies. Smith is a calculating, thieving liar who is well aware of her complete lack of morals.
  • Let Them Eat Cake · 10 months ago
    Ann Keen and her fucking feeble husband are the worst troughing cunts in the country. Try and nail them will you Guido?
  • Oldrightie · 10 months ago
    Oh no, not more Labour madness said...


    ----------------

    Labour = madness. Any Twat who claims to support this dead parrot of a Party is mad. Sad, like all mad people, they really don't know it.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    The Times
    Investigation into Ashcroft's Tory donations

    Conservatives could be forced to give up nearly £5m of party funding if commission finds they have breached electoral law





    Whats the betting they do find against the Tories and they have to give this up just before an election?

    What a fucking coincidence.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Not content with fucking a lot of childrens lives up Beverley Hughes now goes for bust. No wonder we hav the highest tenage preg rate in the world almost. Thes idiots just dont get it do they?


    From the Times



    PARENTS should avoid trying to convince their teenage children of the difference between right and wrong when talking to them about sex, a new government leaflet is to advise.



    Instead, any discussion of values should be kept “light” to encourage teenagers to form their own views, according to the brochure, which one critic has called “amoral”.



    Talking to Your Teenager About Sex and Relationships will be distributed in pharmacies from next month as part of an initiative led by Beverley Hughes, the children’s minister.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Have London's finest been moonlighting in Paris? French cop 'executed' with multiple shots to head.
  • Smith on Marr this morning was · 10 months ago
    Anon 7:59 I wouldnt worry about the finances of the next election as the Conservatives should win this on a budget of a few pennies and a half eaten ham sandwich as this Labour government are so fucking useless and so despised, they are finished mate, trust me !


    Call an election if you think your hard enough !