DISQUS

Guido Fawkes Blog: Newbie Bloggers Campbell & Prezza Challenge Dale & Guido (But Can’t Remember Whatsisname)

  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Those fucking cocksuckers make me want to bite my own head off and boil it until I can't remember them anymore.


    Just leave us alone
  • Isacc Hunt · 9 months ago
    The fat thieving cunt doesn't even bother to publish my comments on his site now. Like all of his ilk he can dish it out but can't take it.
    No wonder he only gets an average of 5 comments per post.

    I hope the ignorant, lying slob dies very soon and is unable to enjoy his fat, stolen from the taxpayers, pension. That also goes for the peroxide scrubber he calls his wife.



    I'm not bitter.
  • Rightwinggit · 9 months ago
    This is the same pillock who referred to an F1 racing driver as "Damien Hill".
  • Thatsnews · 9 months ago
    Oh, dear. Or was John Prescott doing my mother's trick? "Accidentally" forgetting the name of someone she despises with a passion?


    Meanwhile o/t but of some interest

    Boris apponits new sustainable development chairman
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Have you all noticed that Brown is sucking up as much air time as he can manage while Cameron is in mourning


    Brown thinks of one thing only, Brown.



    A true scumbag
  • John Prescott (blogger to the · 9 months ago
    Rightwinggit - You say Damon, I say Damien - sounds same wit fookin pie int gob you shite.
  • Fanumbulist. · 9 months ago
    This is the same pillock who referred to an F1 racing driver as "Damien Hill".


    An honest mistake. He meant Damien Hirst.
  • The Beast Of Clerkenwell · 9 months ago
    To be fair to Doris Drooper
    (ask Kate)

    That fat, table waiting oaf always mangles his words.
  • Bill d'Sarse · 9 months ago
    These two comedians could make a remake of a well-known cult (yes cult) film. It would be based on an alcoholic mentalist and a forgetful bulimic (he forgets to throw up).


    They could call it 'With-ale and Pie'.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Sorry, just remind me - what was the name of Dolly's "blog"? Wasn't it something like Labour'sLostIt.org? or Labour'sPissedItDownTheDrain.org?


    wv: bonktion
  • Oscar · 9 months ago
    Labour List have turned off and deleted the comments on their youtube vids. They don't want to know how much they are hated by everyone.
  • A Voter · 9 months ago
    Hope his pension wad chokes him
  • http://www.cctvstar.blogspot.c · 9 months ago
    Hull has the highest pie sales of any city in Britain and now we know why.
  • backwoodsman · 9 months ago
    Fat useless fuck meets alchy with very poor dress sense.
  • Chiel · 9 months ago
    Ah Cuddly Campbell. Wants to join the club and rewrite his cv.


    * Organised the deception on WMD that led us into Iraq. Wrote the dossier.



    * Organised the 'Get Kelly' campaign. Overkill.



    * Debased British politics through lying, smearing, bullying and corrupting the media.



    * At a personal level his sordid political life had some nasty side effects - manic depression, alcoholism and splenetic rage.



    The vile evil that is Campbell is now seen as one of the lads.



    And now to advance his rehab he wants to hang out with Dale and Fawkes.



    Tell him when to drop dead.



    As for that fat slug Prescott tell him to stick his head up his arse and throw up.
  • Lord Balls of Ballover · 9 months ago
    Campbell "Third floor please"


    Prescott: "Righty-ho Squire"
  • NeoLiberal · 9 months ago
    What did they say? Something about vodka and pies?
  • So17 · 9 months ago
    'Look out baby we are taking over'


    Is that what the fat bucket of shit said?

    Sorry, what a pair of Tits.

    Yesterdays men living in a fantasy world of 'Cool Brittania'.



    I hope you get gangfucked by somali bum boys prezza, you fucking traitor.
  • Chris Paul · 9 months ago
    'Tis surely deliberate mispeaking Mr GuF? Using non given name as part of clearly knowingly candid camera "underminery"?
  • Oldrightie · 9 months ago
    Nightmare on Elm Street Two?
  • Old Holborn · 9 months ago
    Derek who?


    Didn't UNITE sack him from Labourlist last week?
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    I must say I concur entirely with the first three comments. And would like to add that they, Campbell and Prescott, who was not born in Liverpool but Prestatyn, are both slimeball bastards in their own rights.


    And I hate them and Campbell is yet another UNELECTED arm of this fucking lousy government.
  • A horrible, snivelling, lying, · 9 months ago

    Ay, I saw through these retards in a flash, and they ne'er came near ma cabnit.



    I saw it all coming mind, - ma judgement and foresight is faultless.



    But what happened wasnae ma fult ye understand!
  • Prezza's left bollock · 9 months ago
    Watching that little snippit made me realize: I miss those guys. Campbell may be a snake and Prescott may be a fool but at least they are human. Nice to see them "engaging" with the blogs.


    Can you imagine Gordo doing that?



    I think the slip confirms that Draper obviously writes all the posts on LabourList...
  • Isacc Hunt · 9 months ago
    Mr Guido Fawkes.
    Thank you for allowing me to use your blog as a platform.

    Re my previous post.

    Yes I am bitter.

    My wife and I survive on a small pension that is taxed to fuck by this government and I resent seeing it being used to pay this detestable lying bastard, and all his cohorts huge inflated pensions and perks.

    The bastard is so vain that I am sure he will read your post and I would just like to say,

    Mr Prescott, I mean every word with a passion. I sincerely hope and pray that you have an extremely short and unhappy retirement.
  • trevorsden · 9 months ago
    Why do you think I am remotely interested in what these two tits have to say.


    Prescot should still be in jail for having sex with an employee.



    BTW word verifivation is 'aerse' - which is what a posh Irishman might call these two.
  • Gooey Blob · 9 months ago
    Yesterday's men, both of them. They should find something else to do with their time.


    Then again, maybe no-one else will employ them.
  • Aye We Can ! · 9 months ago
    QUESTION: What do you call a scotsman at the World Cup finals?


    ANSWER: A referee



    Guido - can I ref this battle of the English heavyweights?



    We're good referees. Use to be good bankers too though



    Please guido, heed my plea - i wanna trip to London before it becomes a foreign capital city ( we an official one)
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Malcolm Powers[Part 2]


    Rumours are circulating that 'Three Tits'is feeling somewhat chastened after being told,in private ofcourse,that his services will not be required by Harriet Harman if should she ever stand againgst Brown.[Not that she has the slightest intention of so doing,now or in the future....]Powers would be a liability given the rather high profile he has developed over the past year on various blogs,including this one...in particular his tendency to expose his three nipples to credulous female party members while reprising scenes from the Full Monty...his claim to be,in consequence,gifted 'with a rare,a raw sexuality denied to most men..'this is the stuff of tabloid headlines...and then there is,ofcourse,his sheer political incompetence born of what one M.P.is allegded to have described as his 'slovenly,slapdash approach to duties which are better entrusted to other,safer hands'...
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    CONTINUES:
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  • cesars wife · 9 months ago
    nice return of guy TV


    Labour listens??? that would seem to contavene some sort of advertising standards , certanli havent listened to the IMF since 2003 .



    polly comment on ian dale had me in stiches .



    myners deal was oked by treasury?



    good news : labour voters think labour is the ruiners party , begining to see tories were right and they have been told big porkies tra laa
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Sad really, just like Dolly now a joke soon to be history.
  • A horrible, snivelling, lying, · 9 months ago

    I am exploring all legal action to recover money that I have wasted and bring a new era in my culture of financial responsibility.



    For it is I that, by my meddling in things I never understood, caused and encouraged this mess. And as well as creating millions of pointless jobs, we are exploring all legal action necessary to ensure the temporarily disgraced bankers will get nice little sinecures as gummunt advisors and quangocrats, - so that's OK then. (they will do the same for me in a few years).



    Some of my practices, now discovered, are not only unacceptable, they are indefensible and they have got to be cleaned up . . . now!



    Herr Comrade McStalin BrownStainovich said he was angry that his mistakes forced the taxpayer to prop up so much wasted effort and that he himself is not yet able to "run off" with entitlements.



    'But I will one day', he added.







    Old-Noo(née Noo-Old)BoringLiars - WASTING YOUR MONEY on a POINTLESS PROJECT somewhere NEAR YOU




  • Bill Quango MP · 9 months ago
    This is the same pillock who referred to an F1 racing driver as "Damien Hill".
    An honest mistake. He meant Damien Hirst.



    Actually he meant Jimmy Hill
  • http://www.cctvstar.blogspot.c · 9 months ago
    There was an MP called John Prescott
    Who was bursting out of his wescot,

    He gorged and he quaffed

    And he binged and he scoffed,

    That gluttonous knobhead John Prescott.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Psetcot is perhaps the best example of the stinking hypocricy at the heart of this Government, though there are a few other well qualified candidates I grant you, Blunkett, Harman etc




    This is the man who literally spent thousands and thousands from the public purse on FOOD and then came out with the bulemic story. It wasnt fraud it was an illness blah blah



    Then it turs out has been shagging his dumb cow of a secretary whilst at work which is an offence under misconduct in public office. If you dont think so then ask those ex coppers who have recently been convicted ( rightly so ) and in one case imprisoned for the same offnce of shagging whilst on duty.



    Why was no action taken against Prestcott and while we are at it( looks like they were all at it ) Blunkett who did it whilst Home Secretary ?



    Fuckin hypocritical bastards?



    Anyway I console myself with the sure and certain knowledge that all this leads to an inevitable Labour wipeout at the next election and there is nothing the ex pornographer and his spin machine can do about it !!
  • Carlos · 9 months ago
    Pornographer talks to pie eating professional tw@ of a Northerner.


    "So what?"
  • Dave H · 9 months ago
    Prescott bears an uncanny resemblence to Jabba the Hut.
  • Sniper · 9 months ago
    A coward scoffs while a traitor sneers.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    If you think we have a load of duplicitous, lying politicians, how do you reckon Americans feel:


    http://trackacrat.com/
  • Dick the Prick · 9 months ago
    England 24 Ireland 14.


    Place yer bets



    WV: modbyele - she sounds nice - new intern?
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    63% of Irish voters now back Lisbon Treaty.


    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/more-than-60pc-of-voters-are-in-favour-of-lisbon-ii-1656978.html



    Hmmm comments Guido!
  • The Dirty Rat · 9 months ago
    Dick the thingy at 3:50


    My forecast is England 20 - Ireland 16.

    England are smoldering!!!
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Drapers moderation policy is strange.Negative comments on Gordon's Radio Oxford interview aren't being posted. Be Draper also has a post on Prescott and Campbell and negative comments there are being posted.


    Has Gordon got a firm grip on Draper's moderating balls? Is it fear or sycophancy? I think we should be told.
  • Goodnight Vienna · 9 months ago
    Instead of Draper -v- Guido et al, I think we should be more concerned about the fact that even the MSM are beginning to report the truth.


    Forget Draper the Distraction.
  • Mimi · 9 months ago
    Ah, Prescott, the fat bastard, wannabe bulimic, attention-seeking communist scumbag. Fingers crossed the fat fucker has a massive coronary very soon. Wrinkle-head Pauline will spend about two days mourning before moving house to Kirkella and milling round House of Fraser, Hull's answer to Selfridges. When the fat fuck finally pops his clogs I will be throwing a massive party.
  • Dick the Prick · 9 months ago
    It's kinda disgusting watching mould grow. Why don't Labour just get rid of the cunt? Seriously - there's only one reason and it's THEY COULD NOT GIVE A FUCK!


    Cherie Blair's educating me about Catholicism tmrw night on Ch4 - it's horrendous.



    Gonna be a bloody good match and the BBC are being juvenile. May the best team win! Hurrah!
  • http://www.cctvstar.blogspot.c · 9 months ago
    Has Gordon got a firm grip on Draper's moderating balls? Is it fear or sycophancy? I think we should be told.


    It's both. LabourList was never about open and honest debate, that was obvious from the beginning. Like the whole NuLabia project it was about spin. Long ago Labour was exposed as the Great Nothingness, and when (if) the General Election finally rolls around we will kick them out for good. No doubt they'll pull another postal fraud stunt like this but we shall be ready. Pitchforks and torches at the ready people. They're going down.
  • Shirking From Home · 9 months ago
    Dolly and his merry troupe of wankers appear to be away from their keyboards today. Labourpist hasn't published anything of note nor approved comments. Not notable in itself but today it verges on tumbleweed territory.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Just watched the Sky live at 5. Banks getting the blame of course but Brown and Mandleson both passing the buck. Brown was unbelievable in his speech and it was as if he had just arrived and had not been anywhere near westminster the last 12 years.


    The sky anchor bought it all of course and not one mention of the governments inactions etc.



    I have a horrible feeling that the bastards are going to get clean away with this I really do. I hope no but the scum bag Brown and his aides are slowly turning this away from their responsibility.
  • Goodnight Vienna · 9 months ago
    Drapers moderation policy is strange @ 4.56pm


    So is Guido's.
  • Throbber · 9 months ago
    Pair of utter cunts
  • The shade of Dr David Kelly · 9 months ago
    Will no one avenge me?
  • john · 9 months ago
    Prescott on the Web?


    Bloggy Blobby Blobby!



    Oi Oi Oi!
  • Aardvark · 9 months ago
    Anon 4.56pm


    Its a little bit like following what was going on during the days of the old Soviet Union. Kremlinologists would look for any subtle hints of who was in or out. Dollys just a modern day uglier and more overweight version of Lord Haw Haw.
  • electro-kevin · 9 months ago
    What an utter disappointment John Prescott has been.


    In opposition he was one of my heroes. As a union man through and through I thought he would be a true man of the people.



    In actuality he turned out to be the worst of the worst.



    A vile hypocrite and cheat.
  • Budgie · 9 months ago
    Dave H said..."Prescott bears an uncanny resemblance to Jabba the Hut."


    Or is that Pizza the Hut?



    And is it Gorgon who is the pizza?
  • Pizzatime · 9 months ago
    Laurel & Hardy.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Budgie:
    Jabba the Hut bears an uncanny resemblance to John Prescott!

    Unlucky fucker
  • Gobby The Mutt - The Bulemia Y · 9 months ago
    I'll get t'pies, you get t'booze...and don't fookin' forget t'babycham for our Pauline.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Time was the comments ran into 300 to 400 on this blog....the good old days.
  • Gobby The Mutt - The Bulemia Y · 9 months ago
    "electro-kevin said...


    What an utter disappointment John Prescott has been."



    Pies
  • Air Nokia One · 9 months ago
    Talk about getting hung by ones own petard how about this developing story tonight about to explode in the face of McFuckwit, Mandleson and co.?


    The government OK'd the original pension deal of Fred the shred (although they are now in myopic denial) but now they see the fallout over their incompetence for doing so bluster and shout and McFuckwit threatens legal action today when in Bristol to recover some of the monies.



    It turns out tonight that a Top City employment lawyer Ronnie Fox has warned that any bid to confiscate Sir Fred’s reward for failure would be against Labour’s controversial Human Rights Act.

    (Daily Express)



    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is just getting ridiculous this government just can't help but fuck up everytime. What did we do to deserve these clowns. They really have to go and quickly as you just cant make this up you really can't and this is tax payers money they are squandering.
  • Johnno · 9 months ago
    Fucking bastard cunts!
  • Brian O'Driscoll · 9 months ago
    You durty durty English cunts.
  • Plenty · 9 months ago
    Talking of bloggers and blogging. US Congress snubs bloggers. Read the story on www.plenty2say.com and www.the-latest.com...
  • Mitch · 9 months ago
    "Sir Fred’s reward for failure would be against Labour’s controversial Human Rights Act."


    Damn right!! these stupid fuckers have spent 11 years painting themselves into a corner.
  • Declan Kidney, maths teacher · 9 months ago
    Flutey, you cunting prick.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    DAILY EXPRESS BLOGGER SAID


    BEEFSANDWICH>>>>>>>>>

    28.02.09, 3:14pm



    Good afternoon!



    You just KNOW that Downing Street is in a flat spin and Brown has not got a leg to stand on.



    Fred The Shred has engaged the top lawyers and the best PR merchants on the planet to fight his corner.



    This case is indicative of the absolute chaos in Government.



    Brown extends his grubby hand towards his old crony in the House of Lords an offers him a job he cannot refuse.



    It is not merely unfortunate that this muppet gave Fred The Shred a pension pot of £16MILLION - it is absolutely scandalous, when the very person who is appointed to sort out the financial crisis in the UK commits an act of gross incompetence before he has parked his fat backside on the leather swivel chair.



    My mole tells me that His Lordship will resign and go back to sleep in the House of Lords - after he has collected a fat salary, pension and expenses for the period he was "employed" by Brown.



    You could not make it up Beefsandwich!!
  • broad band failed...help · 9 months ago
    .....HELP.....BROADBAND FAILED.......DIAL UP SPEED ONLY.......DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE ALCOHOLIC AND THE LARD ARSE HAVE SAID.....ENLIGHTEN ME SOMEONE PLEASE...OVER......MESSAGE ENDS


    wv: Minsit - Lord Fondelboy per cahnce?
  • dont atke ur eye of the ball ! · 9 months ago
    England are smoldering are they ha ha ha ha . Listen Fuckers this isnt about the four constituent parts , its about US ALL, THE FUCKING UK LABOUR WANT TO DIVIDE US, dont listen . Labour wipeout, Labour Wipeout LABOUR WIPEOUT !
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    OT - Things must be really bad for Labour. Charles (E) Hardwidge has popped up on Labourpissed after lying low for a while saying:


    "There's nowhere else to post this but I can snuggle a response to Derek Drapers comments about Labour List in here. It's a stretch but workable. It's not going to pretty but it's something that coming from a strong product design and marketing perspective I feel needs to be said, especially as I'm the poor sucker targeted by this stuff.



    The look and feel is too scrappy, the content is amateur choir preaching, and comments are just dead in the water. I'm not and probably never will be a member of Labour and the whole gig is too much like internal masturbation like the sort Hazel Blears commented that Labour need to get over.



    Okay, so Go Fourth is the campaign site. Fine, I took a look at that and the immediate five second impression is it's what some school kid put together. Just scanning the content just throws up retread material. It's not stuff I'd call readable. Then I start looking for other stuff and it's too small and awkward to read. The comments are dead so there's no conversation worth having.



    Maybe I'm missing something but the space I expected Labour List to fill snuggles between the official party site and the campaign site. This punchy and popular space is exactly where Labour need to be, and they're rowing in exactly the opposite direction. It's like you guys are setting out to lose. Maybe you're right and I'm wrong. But, I wouldn't do that."



    If this is die in the wool Labour man Hardwidge's opinion then annihilation at the election is certain.



    Off to put the champagne in the fridge :)
  • McTwat is just full of shit an · 9 months ago
    FROM THE DAILY TELEGRAPH


    Gordon Brown is powerless to strip Sir Fred Goodwin of pension

    Sir Fred Goodwin will be able to keep his £693,000-a-year pension because Gordon Brown is powerless to strip him of the retirement fund, it has became clear.



    Under the 1995 Pensions Act, an occupational pension once granted can be reduced or stopped if the recipient is shown to have been either negligent or fraudulent during his employment.



    "Those are both extremely hard to prove," said Mr Hilliard.



    It is probably illegal due to the Human rights act.
  • dutch · 9 months ago
    Poor old Alex Hilton... not even on that list.
  • Gobby The Mutt - The Bulemia Y · 9 months ago
    "Electro Kevin said.....




    In opposition he was one of my heroes. As a union man through and through I thought he would be a true man of the people.



    In actuality he turned out to be the worst of the worst.



    A vile hypocrite and cheat.



    February 28, 2009 6:47 PM"



    Eeh lad, don't be so fookin' daft.
  • PistonBroke · 9 months ago
    "shown to have been either negligent or fraudulent during his employment"


    Bringing RBS to bankruptcy wouldn't be hard to prove. Sounds pretty fucking negligent too, but then I'm biased as I own some shares.
  • labour wipeout · 9 months ago
    Prezza" They say the great Leader is cursed "


    Cambo " I have heard it said also and it is worrying"



    Prezza " I'm doing my best going round the TV studios doing my honest John tells it like it is routine but Its not working"



    Cambo " No Ive noticed, I think the Public see through your man of the people credentials "



    Prezza 2 Are we finished, tell me it isnt so please "



    Cambo " the..the..Theres...no more I can do....Im sorry "
  • The Dirty Rat · 9 months ago
    Dirty Rat 4:53 pm.


    My forecast is England 20 - Ireland 16.

    England are smoldering!!!



    Well done Ireland. England you played like a bunch of cunts.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Prezza " I hear Harriet was responsible for setting fire to the reichstag"


    Campo " Yes , and made it look like those Jewish Bankers "



    Prezza " She really has to calm down a bit or else our troughing will come to an end "



    Campo " I am aware of that, leave it with me I will speak to Mandy in the morning "



    Prezza " OK by the way have you seen my tin of condensed milk ? "
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