DISQUS

Guido Fawkes Blog: Hilton on Morphine, Making as Much Sense as Usual

  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    oooh...which three?
  • Cato · 10 months ago
    Dunno about Recess Monkey...Nosferatu might be nearer the mark!
  • Derek Draper (he studied IN Be · 10 months ago
    What the fuck is Hilton doing speaking to Guido when I specifically told him that he and Fawkes were no longer allowed to be mates. Right. That's it. I'm going to destroy the blogsphere now...
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Having been admitted to hospital with meningitis myself, I wouldn't wish the experience on anyone. Except perhaps Draper...
  • Kandahar BangBang Boy · 10 months ago
    If that's him in the photo, he looks like he's a lot more than meningitis to worry about...


    Looks a bit nocturnal to me - bet he's not seen out in the sunshine much.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    ICM Poll due out this evening:


    Conservatives 46%

    Labour 30%

    Liberal Democrats 12%



    Conservative lead 16%
  • Praguetory · 10 months ago
    Overcompensating for his one-eyed leader is understandable, but it sounds like our polygamous symian friend is seeing treble.


    By the way, is it Ok for a black primate trapped in a white primate's body to white up?
  • MisterE · 10 months ago
    Off topic, but can someone tell me who is funding the new government website??
    http://www.realhelpnow.gov.uk/

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    a .gov.uk site, am I right in saying that it's being funded by the taxpayer, and as such mustn't be biased towards any party??



    The site is one massive piece of propaganda for the Labour party! It's a fucking joke - aren't they're rules about this sort of thing??



    The introduction to the site, by our very own dear leader, tells you everything you need to know about it's impartiality... I quote - "Many people are asking how we found ourselves in this economic crisis, how we are going to get out of it and what the future is going to hold. I want to explain to people how this crisis, which started in America, has developed - and reassure people that Britain can come out of this stronger and fairer than before."



    Can anyone confirm who's paying for this site - us, or the Labour party themselves?
  • Farmer · 10 months ago
    I think he must have viral meningitis surely?


    I had the bacterial form as a child and the viral form as an adult. He will be very ill with the viral form but but bacterial menigitis is extremely serious and he would not be up chatting to girlfriends and blogging.



    Sounds a weird thing to say but I very sincerely hope he has the viral form and he has my best wishes.
  • Man with the thousand yard sta · 10 months ago
    "Mr E said...
    Off topic, but can someone tell me who is funding the new government website??

    http://www.realhelpnow.gov.uk/



    As a .gov.uk site, am I right in saying that it's being funded by the taxpayer, and as such mustn't be biased towards any party??



    The site is one massive piece of propaganda for the Labour party! It's a fucking joke - aren't they're rules about this sort of thing??"







    Yep.



    I aint laughing.
  • backwoodsman · 10 months ago
    Mister E, if its a government site, the likelehood of anyone looking at it deluded enough to consider voting nulab, for even a nano second, is pretty remote !
    OTH, I noted several dead tree hacks in the sunday qualities, had been pretty free in lifting the thoughts of Fawkes' contributors directly from the blog.
  • Countess Bathory · 10 months ago
    Charming-looking young man. Hope the hospital has put double locks on the blood bank...
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    What an ugly sh*te...
  • Oi! Widdicoombes! stop makin d · 10 months ago
    It's up to Hilton to prove e's not a malingering, drug addict.


    I will await the response if he as the nerve to offer one.



    I will laugh when Foot pegs it, I will celebrate when murderer Blair is rubbed out.

    What sort of mentalspastic would av an affair with Michael Foot in the early 70's no less?

    hahaha



    Is wife only got spicious when e got a new donkey jacket from the army n navy
  • cesars wife · 10 months ago
    i think there is somthing of the night about him.
  • Oleg, I bet you regret the mon · 10 months ago
    NuLabour acolyte = preposterous cunt
  • reg · 10 months ago
    "......and three ex-girlfriends."


    With a mug like that, the only three ex girlfriends he could possibly have would be his right hand doing a triple.
  • Mitch · 10 months ago
    How much sense can you expect from a socialist?
  • Guido Fawkes · 10 months ago
    Farmer,


    He has the bacterial type and everyone of his visitors is facemasked.
  • So17 · 10 months ago
    O/T


    Is the BBC not a little complicit in stokeing up the housing bubble with daytime telly such as 'Homes under the Hammer' where any old numpty could make a 'Tidy profit' out of shooting fish in a barrel.



    Now things have gone pare shaped the new kid on the block is 'Wanted down under'

    presented by that boring voiced cow Nadia sawalha.

    A program that encourages the most industrious members of our society to piss of to Australia.

    Being mostly white hardworkers who are featured I am suprised the Title isn't 'Not wanted in UK'

    The BBC make me want to puke chunks.
  • uracuntandsoami · 10 months ago
    I wonder if this experience will leave him even more cuntish than usual.
  • Praguetory · 10 months ago
    "He has the bacterial type and everyone of his visitors is facemasked."


    Are all four doublebaggers? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Glad to hear he is making a recovery.
  • Real Twat Now · 10 months ago
    Check out Gordons Real help Now website


    "Many people are asking how we found ourselves in this economic crisis, how we are going to get out of it and what the future is going to hold. I want to explain to people how this crisis, which started in America, has developed - and reassure people that Britain can come out of this stronger and fairer than before." Gordon
  • Labour Hater · 10 months ago
    With a bit of luck the drugs'll loosen his tongue and he'll confess some terrible crime and cause (yet another) whopping great scandal for Labour.


    The finishing blow.



    http://cctvstar.blogspot.com/
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    he's not the best looking bloke in the world, but then some chicks like ugly men.
  • clochoderic · 10 months ago
    Re Government website:


    http://www.realhelpnow.gov.uk/


    <br
    > I checked out the map link to see how they are helping in Scotland. I was amazed to find that they are claiming credit for a freeze on cooncil tax despite this being oficial SNP policy, only passed in the teeth of desperate opposition by Darling, Murphy, their MSPs and Cooncillors.
  • Real Laugh Now · 10 months ago
  • John M Ward · 10 months ago
    Thanks for the additional info, Guido. I'm with "Farmer" on this, and wish Hilton well — which he obviously isn't at the moment.


    He might be an annoying whatsit but I don't wish him any ill. In fact, I felt quite sad when I read all this. Perhaps I'm going soft in my old age…
  • Real Labour Real Propaganda · 10 months ago
    I've never seen such blatant government funded propaganda before.


    From Labour's homepage



    the first headlines you see are



    Help for British People

    Help for business

    Help for families



    Whereas on the all new "real help" site



    Real help now

    Real help for business

    Real help for people



    The most blatant propaganda though is at the bottom of the page



    I want to explain to people how this crisis....



    No prizes for guessing what line comes next



    ...which started in America, has developed - and reassure people that Britain can come out of this stronger and fairer than before.



    And then under the how we got here link:



    ...I've been saying for the last ten years that we need better regulation and global coordination...



    Just in case you missed that, its even highlighted again along the side of the page.



    At least there are links to opportunities to

    comment

    and have Gordon Brown answer your questions.



    In this age of "real"; I suggest somebody post some "real" questions and then "real" people go and cast "real" votes to ensure they're top of the list :)



    Apparently you can also comment on the London summit youtube channel, but the videos I tried had comments disabled.



    Stifling debate before its even started
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    I do wish him well - it is not a fun thing to get.


    on the less serious side, perhaps he sgould have been mor careful when he kissed and made up with pcdoll.

    "caring nanny"
  • Max · 10 months ago
    Off thread but it even looks like Al-Qaeda funding for dirty bomb attacks has been hit by the credit crunch: Urine Campaign. Sorry, it made me smile...


    Twice. wv = rato sect
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Guido,


    I note that Draper has a respectable job and an informative column in a proper publication, whereas you occupy yourself writing nonsense about bogeys for the amusement of a small coterie of idiots, also you look like a big twat.



    Regards, etc
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/nicholas_clegg... (241st)in 2006/7 £21,610 in 2005/6



    Seems a lot for a second property in Sheffield?



    When the main residence is in Kingston:

    The couple, who met while studying at the College of Europe in Bruges, live in south west London.



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7905197.stm



    Nick Clegg = Jacqui Smith??????
  • google dougal · 10 months ago
    I cant believe the cunting cunt had to put "it started in america" Who gives a flying fuck where it started you fucking cretin. Fuck off now.


    Cunting fucking cunt
  • Tuscan Tony · 10 months ago
    Looking at the pic, he appears to be one of Michael Howard's lovechildren.
  • Max · 10 months ago
    Guardian poll in: Tories 42 (-2), ZaNuLab 30 (-2), Libs 18 (+2). No surprises. Likely BBC headline: Labour Surge in the Polls, Tractor Production Up.
  • Genghiz the Kahn · 10 months ago
    after your visit to the real help website -prop J. G. Brown MP, you might want to make use of this link.


    http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/ContactUs/Complaints.aspx
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    If you look at the last line tags the Liberal Democrats seem to have moved the detailed Breakdown as displayed to the link


    *"His "publish immediately" demand here. Detailed breakdown here.*



    http://www.order-order.com/2008/05/multi-millionaire-clegg-claimstax-free.html



    Has Clegg got something to hide?
  • I just gagged when I thought o · 10 months ago
    Hazel Blears' vagina must be like some hellish Fruit Salad, orange pink orange pink...


    http://www.cctvstar.blogspot.com
  • Frank Fartwell · 10 months ago
    Don't agree with his politics one iota but I hope the cunt is all right.
  • the joker · 10 months ago



    This has got to be a wind up....hasn't it? Although if it meant McTwat was no longer PM......
  • the joker · 10 months ago
    http://keeptonyblairforpm.wordpress.com/
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    is the link that should have appeared in my last comment. Apologies.
  • cesars wife · 10 months ago
    spooky, dow jones is at lowest since 1997, day after jonah brown said he was going to visit obama !


    apparently 150 mps now signed up against post office sell off , mandelson petard appears to have disappeared .



    word verification

    chiles has piles
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    I've recently started a job with the NHS. The money is crap...probably not enough to keep Mandy topped up with cappucinos for a month.


    Notably, two staff members within a week have been 'promoted' to jobs described as 'newly created roles.' No cutbacks here then.



    Despite rotten wages, there are compensations....being surrounded by sexy nurses all day being one of them. No wonder I'm going round with a smile on my face everyday.
  • Captain J G Brown of the Titan · 10 months ago
    A. Nobody saw it coming


    B. It came from the direction of America



    C. It doesn't matter anyway, because we're all in the same boat.
  • Oldrightie · 10 months ago
    Economic meltdown has only just begun.
  • Dirty Harry · 10 months ago
    oh guido you will be so proud ,ave a butchers at GB article comments in guardian .guidoisation has clearly occured or comment moderators are busy , bizarrely other comments on articles are high no doubt trying to make it look like nothing unusual in PM getting sooo many responses .
    i hope he reads them , some are better than on here



    "that useless wankers head should be put on a spike"



    pesto breaking bank liabilities more than expected , now at 1.2 trillion pounds or total GDP .



    so they have lied .



    scary article in daily mail on what social networking does to you , makes you wonder though , i mean its addictive !! if it is a Dr death world domination device by number 3 at spectre , i can picture the FO and the chairs scenario , i mean mashing kids brains for the pruposes of world domination , puts o whole new slant on leibour mind bending
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Mandleson had lied to the great British Public about the rumour about a UK car (van)plant being in trouble and tried to shit on a union leader actually telling the truth.


    Now we discover there actually is a DIRECT link and dead tree press still not actually asking questions except one Paper.



    We still don't know what Mandleson was doing on the yacht either?



    From the Daily Mail



    Embarrassment for Mandelson as van firm owned by Russian oligarch friend pleads for £30m bail-out



    Lord Mandelson faced further embarrassment over his links with a Russian billionaire last night as one of the tycoon's firms asked for a £30million Government bail-out.

    The Business Secretary was forced to detach himself from talks over helping van-maker LDV which is owned by Oleg Deripaska.

    Mr Deripaska was at the centre of political controversy last year over his dealings with Lord Mandelson.



    BANG TO RIGHTS

    Will they take him on

    Yeah right.....
  • Starfucks Mandybots · 10 months ago
    Just seen Badger on Sky News stating
    "Northern Millstone will decide if you can afford a Mortgage or not and this is the right thing to do"



    err... and the last 11 years?? WTF????



    by the way all house prices are going though the floor.



    Labour are now telling us in every area they warned us and denying responsibility but only until they hope to get re-elected.

    No ...sorry! they NULABOUR made all happen but now they attempt to change history



    Watch everything these bastards say from now on.



    Here's the first one

    we will limit the number of people entering the UK. (how many times?)

    Bollox!!!!!





    By the way Vodaphone UK are laying off etc etc etc etc



    Jees! we need an election and quickly



    British jobs for British workers



    hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

    fuck labour

    destroy!!!!!
  • Mitch · 10 months ago
    "it started in America"


    Does it matter which fukin gun the bullet comes from that kills you? you should be wearing armour not have an IOU from the MOD....gordon=fukwit
  • I am saving these ****** s ho · 10 months ago
  • man in the street · 10 months ago
    I just got name checked on Sky's paper review.
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    "The Olympics minister, Tessa Jowell, today calls for Labour to "step outside its comfort zone" and to address the issues that concern "the aspirational working class" as the internal debate grows about Labour's declining electoral appeal."




    Does that include those aspirational Brits who accept bribes from aspirational Italians and use it to pay off their mortgages?
  • Anonymous · 10 months ago
    Brown and Labour are fucked. We know it, they know it. There will be riots in the streets in the summer if things carry on as they are.
  • Ambrose Silk · 10 months ago
    Saw Cameron on Channel Four being slapped around his room of unread books.


    Question

    Why does he speak as though he's about to burp?



    Answer

    Becasue when he's nervous he swallows air, so actually he is about to burp. What a weird fish!



    Tra laa!
  • Stan the BNP man · 10 months ago
    LDV, have a butchers


    What is the connection between the demise of the troubled van-maker LDV and the British Army?



    Well, have a good look at the picture on the left. It shows an Army truck assembled at the Vienna plant of MAN Nutzfahrzeuge Österreich AG in Austria, and you are now seeing some of them – like this one - over here.



    The MoD chose these in 2004 to equip the British Army, much to the anger of British bidders, with 5,200 to be delivered between 2007 and 2013. The contract was worth £1.1 billion and, at the time of the order, the MAN website was happily chirping that it "ensures a continuous workload for the Vienna plant and thus helps to safeguard jobs" – Austrian jobs.



    In the bidding for the contract, however, the clear favourite was the then US military truck maker, Stewart & Stevenson. It had a combat-proven product which was acknowledged to be better.



    Crucially, and here is the rub, it had teamed with UK firms, Multidrive Limited, Lex Defence, and LDV Limited in order to bid for the contract. It intended to build the trucks in Birmingham, giving the contract a high British-design and build component, using one of the LDV plants for the manufacture.



    The purchase was made during Blair's "European phase" when he was putting his weight behind the EU's Rapid Reaction Force and this was yet another of those rigged contracts in pursuit of the "European First" defence procurement policy. Such was the enthusiasm to buy the MAN truck (also bought by Eurocorps) that key performance standards were waived.



    Thus, according to the National Audit Office, it was not required to meet "Defence Planning Assumptions" and neither was it required to be "capable of operating in world-wide climatic conditions", an interesting waiver, given that it was intended to operate in both Iraq and Afghanistan. That the competition fully met the specifications put them at a disadvantage.



    For LDV, the loss of the contract was disastrous. Formerly part of the British Leyland Empire, the company had been saved from closure in 1993 by a management buy-out and in 2002 had put in a bid for the Army support vehicle contract, as part of the S&S consortium, with high hopes of winning. Success would have guaranteed the jobs of at least 600 British workers, directly employed, and many more secondary workers. With the contract now in full swing, would have helped the company weather the recession...........

    http://eureferendum.blogspot.com/2009/02/british-jobs-for-austrian-workers.html



    and further on the subject ......http://eureferendum.blogspot.com/
  • saminus · 10 months ago
    Camn't get online to FB you, but didn't know Alex was unwell & want to drop him a line. Any chance you could msg me offline there with a contact addy (hospital would do) where I can drop him a line?


    He's a good guy and it's quite upsetting to think that he's been so dangerously ill and I didn't know. Bad friend!!



    Good to know you're looking out for him and keeping him on his toes.