Guido Fawkes Blog - Latest Comments in Friday Caption Competition

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Ian — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:45:00 -0000

Right, gerrem off for the next photo. We need a splash for Page 3 of labourlust.

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Dolly's skid-marked undies — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:38:00 -0000

Look Del, you are a shit-smeared piss stinking cheesey-dicked old dosser. You've had this year's mercy fuck. No more til you have a shower.

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pigs in space — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:59:00 -0000

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. I am not an inadequate, lying loser who smells of stale urine, but a high achieving Berkeley qualified genius with immense political and media power.

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killemallletgodsortemout — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:53:00 -0000

Paul Merton interviews "Old one leg" Heather Mills-McCartney for Room 101.

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Dr Phil Macavity — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:31:00 -0000

Derek: You're a fucking window licker you slag

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 10:51:00 -0000

Well known TV presenter & the guy who put the 'berk' in 'Berkely'.

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 10:50:00 -0000

Is there ever a winner chosen for these competitions?

Perhaps you can get all of the contributors to "vote" (like the "recommend" system in the Guardian's Comment is Free.....

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 09:53:00 -0000

Jade Goody not the only one to be woken by a terrifying hallucination.

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dr signmund fraud — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 07:30:00 -0000

I dreamt that Fred said that Gordon suffers from pensi(o)n envy...

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Fiend's Brave Victim — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:01:00 -0000

Image makers here and abroad:

http://northbriton.com/2009...

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Jack Warts — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:36:00 -0000

Draper and Garroway discuss divorce over "irreconcilable religious differences".

He thinks he's God and she doesn't.

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Mitch — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:31:00 -0000

Its true Derek I post on Guidos blog.

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Vienna Woods — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:20:00 -0000

" but...you told me you were a psychoanalyst"

"No, no, no, I said I'm just PSYCHO"

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MARA MACSEOININ — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:49:00 -0000

He: Just lie back and think of England.
She: What's England?

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Wat Dabney — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:31:00 -0000

Truly, Dolly is the Brentmeister

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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JuanKerr.com — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:19:00 -0000

"Doctor. I have an arousal problem.......You...."

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Kinderling — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:02:00 -0000

"Dez, you spent your whole life second-guessing what women want.
Now their children are abandoned to the BBC paedophilia whilst they go to work.

Give me two $%^&*£! good reasons to stay..."

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Anonymous — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:02:00 -0000

I would not breed from these specimens

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The Grim Reaper — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:01:00 -0000

Kate: "Yes Dolly, even I think you're a twat."

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kiss me kate — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:44:00 -0000

Do I really have to tell you what your right hand is for?

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Anonymous — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:41:00 -0000

I'm looking for a caring and trusting therapist. I've been lied to and taken advantage of by men all my life but I guess I can trust you.

Thank goodness I've finally found someone I can trust.. not some shyster who's trying to trick me with fake qualifications.

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kate — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:31:00 -0000

I must have been fucking insane to marry you.

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rayburn — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:15:00 -0000

Do you come here often?

Ooh you are awful....and I don't like you.

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Deadbeat Dad — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:53:00 -0000

Hot Chick with Douchebag!

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Anonymous — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:08:00 -0000

"Doctor, I have this fascination for fat little men, who have no spine and fawn after other mens great acheivments."