DISQUS

Captain Conservative, Defender · 9 months ago

" - And then, just as the weak chin, mortuary pallor and piggy eyes are looming over me I wake up. What does it mean?"


"Probably that Labour have a snowball's chance in Hell of winning a fourth term."

They do say opposits attract b · 9 months ago

'Beauty and the Beast'


or



'Lady and the Tramp'



What a scruffy bastard, get a shave Draper you twat.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"How do I tell my husband that I want to leave him for a ballroom dancer?"

talwin · 9 months ago

"....then again we could try DFS"

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Er, what happened to Prince Charming? Can I go back to sleep now?

The Penguin · 9 months ago

Are you sure you're in the Right Institute?


The Penguin

jgm2 · 9 months ago

Gollywog. Gollywog, gollywog, gollywog.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Bwaaaaaa-hahahahahaha!


Beyond captioning, I'm afraid - what a pretentious person.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Look into my eyes. I said 'in Berkeley', not 'at Berkeley'

IanVisits · 9 months ago

Sufferers of Sleep Paralysis often find themselves convinced that there is an ugly goblin type person in the room with them when they wake up.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"Here. Smell my fingers..."

Alan Douglas · 9 months ago

"The Spin Doctor At Work"


Alan Douglas

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"Then Max Clifford advised me to go public and said I could earn a fortune. But if you pay me £20,000 I won't say a word about your little fantasies"

mitch · 9 months ago

"....then I lube these 2 fingers and it's easier. Sanchez loves it."

Jonathan Cook · 9 months ago

DraperCheck (TM) - Moderation services to the stars. Unintrusive. £5.67 per hour.

Rodney Bewes · 9 months ago

Whatever happened to the Likey Lads?

Simon Heffer's Belly Button · 9 months ago

'And put down that you studied at Berkeley instead of some shit-hole no one's heard of...'

Maverick Muezzin · 9 months ago

Public disgust as Kate Garraway poses in photoshoot with her unshaved tw@t on display.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

'Are you sure you're a proper therapist?’

Simon Heffer's Belly Button · 9 months ago

With that quiff and those sideburns don't you think Derek looks a bit like Elvis? Albeit on his final moments on the toilet.

man in the street · 9 months ago

What a cunt.

I know about this, my name is · 9 months ago

Could you finish turning over?


Please, I can only get it up that way...

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Well darling you "DID" say, "fuck that barstard Guy Fawkes"

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Remember the time that Michael Barrymore lifted me up when I wore a see-through dress.
Now that's my kind of "man" !!!!

Paddy the magnificent · 9 months ago

He says:


" please lie down on the couch and make yourself comfortable..."



She says:



"actually, 'Doc', I'd rather not - that's how my problems really started..."

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Dolly, you fat prick. You're sitting on my fucking foot.

Robert Peston nailed as a Labo · 9 months ago

OT


BBC's Robert Peston is outed as a government mouthpiece:



"The row surrounding Sir Fred's pension deepened further amid suggestions that BBC business editor Robert Peston was used by the Government to leak the story of his deal to divert attention away from RBS's staggering losses."



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1155822/Treasury-minister-approved-Freds-693-000-year-pension-deal-begged-go.html

asinine assonance · 9 months ago

'hmm, i wonder if concatenation of my stated profession is as frowned upon as misrepresentation of my education?'

The Beast Of Clerkenwell · 9 months ago

Kate Garraway undergoes Fraudian analysis

Gary · 9 months ago

Ms. Garaway, what first attracted you to the fat, greasy egotist Derek?

out of the closet · 9 months ago

Draper "Do you think Anton would fancy a threesome?"


Kate "No! Get your own boyfriends"

Anonymous · 9 months ago

I know I shouldn't admit this, but is anyone else just a teensy bit jealous of Dolly? I've just cracked one off over this picture and made a hell of a mess of my new flatscreen...

Simon Heffer's Belly Button · 9 months ago

Why am I reminded of this for some reason?

Pompous Sulk · 9 months ago

This is cheap..not the real issue..more taste Guido..hissy fit..beautiful women..Tories deregulation of something trivial back in 1988..Take this down now..




{why don't I have any friends ?}

Council House Tory · 9 months ago

Naughty Guido

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"I keep having this nightmare that I'm married to a total tosser, and then I wake up and.... Arrgh!

Mrs Dale · 9 months ago

Derek, you cunt, I AM NOT A RACIST.

Tuscan Tony · 9 months ago

"You still look far too much like Ian Hislop in a wig to properly arouse a girl, Dolly."

Derek Draper · 9 months ago

It would seem, my Darling, that these right wing bloggers can't get enough of me. Just imagine how obsessed, jealous and threatened they'd be if I wasn't the flop they claim...

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"And then I'll do to you what we've done to the economy"

Tameside Mafia · 9 months ago

Kate: "Errr Dolly dearest, shouldn't you be on the couch"


Dolly: "Stop being fucking racist you bitch and get Gordon on GMTV"

Kate watch me on youtube flash · 9 months ago

I dream I am in bed with a Golliwog and then just as we are about to make love, I wake up and there is this repulsive, smelly, drunk tramp, farting and snoring, while grinding his teeth and mumbling "racists are everywhere".


How I yearn for Antons touch, again and again and again.......



WV: catick

Anonymous · 9 months ago

o/t.......browns world saving plan........cost £trillions......
jobs? endlessssssssss!!



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156127/60-000-face-axe-banks-bloodbath-Bailed-RBS-Lloyds-cost-cutting-spree.html



such a clever man.

Cicero · 9 months ago

So let me see if I've got this right, Derek...I just repeat, "Labour never did anything wrong ever, and if they did, which they didn't, it is all the Conservatives' fault." Is that it?

anonaLon · 9 months ago

"Although security was tight for Kate's photoshoot, her stalker still managed to get in and sit right next to her"

mikeB · 9 months ago

So you think I'm mental?
surgeon heal thy self!!!!!

THE ESSEX BOYS · 9 months ago

"So let me get this quite straight Miss Garraway. You have a highly successful, well-paid career and you're regarded as one of the most attractive women on television with a host of rich, eligible men seeking your company?
But you agreed to marry a failed political activist with an enormous chip on each shoulder?

He's always grumpy, doesn't even shave for you, has no career prospects and all in all you now know he's a complete tosser?

I DO THINK YOU WERE RIGHT TO BOOK IN TODAY FOR COUNSELLING!"

backwoodsman · 9 months ago

Fuck, its still a frog !

Benny · 9 months ago

"sit on this"

mitch · 9 months ago

DROOPER: "I know the top 10 stiffs in government."


KATE: "Oooh, got their numbers?"

The world's best Clinical Psyc · 9 months ago

It's my husband. Apart from his delusions of adequacy, he thinks that he runs a political blog, called Labourlust or something. He fantasises that it is the most important political blog in Britain.


He can't get it up anymore, either. He keeps telling me it isn't his fault, though - it all started in America when he was at Berkeley.



Oh, by the way, you're sitting on my left leg........

Tom FD · 9 months ago

The therapist abuses his position by marrying his patient.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell · 9 months ago

"When I said that id love a good analizing,I thought I was inviting Anton around"

Anonymous · 9 months ago

you mean you're not Paul Merton? Next you'll be saying you didn't go to Berkeley...

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Desperate nymphomaniac tries aversion therapy.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell · 9 months ago

Well failed Dr
My husband has a micro penis, halitosis and is also allergic to soap,Im depressed.

Ciggy, Freud? · 9 months ago

"I've this recurring nightmare that I will wake up next to a big prick with a micro-penis..."

Oscar India · 9 months ago

"Actually Derek there IS a big difference between claiming to have a mammoth love rod in your pants and once having stood next to a bloke who had a mammoth love rod in his pants".

Anonymous · 9 months ago

'Look into the eyes,not around the eyes,look into the eyes'

MisterE · 9 months ago

"No no, I NEVER said I studied to be a psychotherapist at Berkeley, I said I became psycho the rapist in Berkeley. You just didn't listen, woman..."

idle · 9 months ago

"And how long have you been having these feelings?"


"Since I realised what a cunt you are"

Be careful what you wish for · 9 months ago

OT
If everyone who fucks up with other peoples money has to lose their pension rights Gordo had better watch out

Dick the Prick · 9 months ago

DD : 'I zink all your problems started with zee Labour partey'

jeremiah horrocks · 9 months ago

"Look into my eys, look into my eyes, look into my eyes...


"Now, for the umpteenth time...



"It's in fucking Berkeley you ignorant slut!!!"



Once more, gentlemen, once more; turn up the volume and ENJOY:-



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tgDbnPd_B4

Henry Buffs Rawlinson · 9 months ago

Sorry I'm leaving you, Sir Fred's pension outsizes yours

simon r · 9 months ago

"Fuck Off - it was Fiona Phillip's job to stick her tongue up Brown's arse, get someone else to have a fawning interview with the cunt"

The Last Of The Few · 9 months ago

No Derek, Anton says doggy style is dance

dr. sipp · 9 months ago

mucca an berka

Anonymous · 9 months ago

No I did not ask you to "lick my window" you bearded idiot.

Anton where ar't thou · 9 months ago

It's true, you are not a Buerk."

So17 · 9 months ago

Photographic evidence of the moment Derek Hypnotised Kate.


She now thinks she is married to a successful premier league footballer called Roberto and cannot understand all her friends shouting 'Its behind you' and 'Are you fucking blind'

stroppycow · 9 months ago

This is the nearest thing to sofa Government Dolly will ever experience!

Derek Tapeworm · 9 months ago

'This could equally well be a casting couch,dear? and whilst casting might be a harsh word,I've been meaning to tell you sonething for a while now...'

Bingo · 9 months ago

Bird:
You mean that on top of being a bumbling and disaster prone spin weasel for a nasty bankrupt government you are also a qualifications fraudster?



Bloke: Yes.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Leave Derek alone. He is a nice guy. Lovely wife. Nice house. er...that bedroom ceiling could do with a bit of painting Derek.

Filth In A Pretty Bottle · 9 months ago

'Labour -- Liars. New Labour -- Same old lies. Socialists -- Envious liars.No,it's no good darling,we'll have to up your dose.'

Canute · 9 months ago

"Berkeley, as in Berkeley Hunt?"

sarah from accounts · 9 months ago

Derek, I have to tell you - you are so despised in the media & public that if I were you I would take that job on Cable TV in Leicester - its the best offer you are ever likely to get on TV after Labourlist.


wv: staberro

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Look in to my eyes, not around the eyes....

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Do you think you physiologically prepared enough to have those breast implants.


My moobs are my own you bitch...

Muppet · 9 months ago

"So what you're saying is I'm suffering from bigger penis envy?"

so greasy it makes me queasy · 9 months ago

Dolly babes,...did you comb your hair with a kebab wrapper?

GB£.com · 9 months ago

Draper? No, she consented.

So17 · 9 months ago

Anton: 'can i smell your cunt?'


Kate: 'no you can't'



Anton: 'oh, it must be Derek then'

Paul Merton · 9 months ago

You're not Paul Merton - you're that twat who pretended to go to a top college!


or



I'm sure I can help - I have a lot of experience with people who keep wetting themselves because of fear...

laughing at gordon · 9 months ago

Kate: 'Derek, do you ever worry whether tableaux like this may be used at some point in the future to ridicule you?'

Kate Go-Away · 9 months ago

Fuck Off Del!


I'm not interviewing that wanker Gordon Brown on GMTV every again. Do you know they still can't get his shit stain off the sofa...

Henry Crun · 9 months ago

Oh fuck it's you Derek. I was having such a lovely wet dream about Anton.

cesars wife · 9 months ago

ms harker meets the prince of dimness clevery disguised as a street sleeper


tra laa and ahah

Henry Crun · 9 months ago

Bloody hell Derek, must you persist in putting rohypnol in my tea every time you feel the urge?

Anonymous · 9 months ago

'I keep dreaming of being crushed by a heavy cupboard with a key in its lock.'

A horrible, snivelling, lying, · 9 months ago

Ay, this'll be ma mon wot dooos ma brains, wi' his pretty little filly, - and a fine figure o' a mon he makes.



Mind, - ma judgement is faultless.



And what happened wasnae ma fult ye understand!

215cu · 9 months ago

Let me count the ways...


One, you are a twat.



Two, you are a twat, I know it's the same as one but you are such a big twat I had to mention it again...



Three, you are a twat, I know it's the same as One and Two but if the Lord God Almighty visited this good Earth he would say "Derek, you are God's biggest twat in the whole of creation, Alpha and Omega."

Minekiller · 9 months ago

Clinical Pyschology, you know its the Wright choice

They're all cunts at the BBC · 9 months ago

''Doctor', I am plagued by a recurring waking dream which is rendering me deeply insecure and nervous.
In this nightmare vision I am married to a ghastly, unshaven, self regarding, mendacious, puffed up, arrogant, failed lobbyist, & psuedo-intellectual gobshyte'.





'Hmmm interesting....Well we in the Labour parteh are the parteh of ideas, of renewal, of a new political construct'............

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Which one of us is the biggest twat?. Decisions decisions.

subrosa · 9 months ago

'I don't think you're a physiotherapist at all. Go sit on your own couch'.

the aged one · 9 months ago

Bird Dolly?

Plato · 9 months ago

Which bastard cut me down?

simon r · 9 months ago

How many more times do I have to tell you 'mr button mushroom dick' no more hanky panky till you have the enlargement op.

The Nightingales sang in Berke · 9 months ago

Having told everyone that he is a psychotherapist Dolly proves that he actually a hypnotherapist.


No other explanation why a respectable, good looking, successful young lady would shag him.

simon r · 9 months ago

Zip back up Derek, that thing is not coming near me until you wipe Mandy's saliva off it.

Alfie · 9 months ago

"Derek, do you think this makeover has gone just a bit too far?"


"Don't worry Gordon, I'd stake my qualification from Berkeley on you being able to pull it off"..



"By the way, my name's not Gordon any more - it's Prudence."

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Kate - "I must have been mental to marry you!"

Wossat? · 9 months ago

Draper: Does my head look big in this?

Anonymous · 9 months ago

As an aside, there was a picture of the two of them on holiday in the travel section of last week's MoS. It seems he is not above taking the right-wing press's shilling.

Colin Crapspray · 9 months ago

A few weeks of my treatment and you will be cured of all unhealthy political ideas

Captain Smith - Ice, what ice, · 9 months ago

Darling, I've just got the test results, positive for genital warts.


When you said that you were intimate with the entire ZaNuLab power base, I didn't think you meant......

Shaun · 9 months ago

"Twittering that I won't have sex with you will not change my mind, Derek!"

jgm2 · 9 months ago

Proof that psychology works. He must have really fucked with her mind to crush her self-esteem so much to be prepared to be in the same photo as him. Let alone the same marriage.

Frank Fartwell · 9 months ago

Cut down on the booze and fried food and you could lie on here too

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"You told me if I kissed you would turn into a prince charming."


"Did you mislead and con me..."



"Becasue you are still a chubby cheeked bulbous eyed ugly frog that drips slime from your orifices..."



wv - quange - queer and strange - how you end up after spending time in the company of Dolly.

righty right wing (mrs) · 9 months ago

No Derek, I am not giving you access until you have a shower

Widow Twankie · 9 months ago

You've been a bad girl, haven't you? So, I'm going to read aloud from Labourlist (clears throat). #1: Ed Balls on top-up fees.


Ooh, you kinky brute!

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Has she been hypnotised,what the fuck is she doing with a chinless unkempt tramp.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Jill Dando got what she deserved, ugly lying slag. Hope she's burning in hot shite with Robin cook.

What!!!!? · 9 months ago

"I'm sorry, it's just that you're such a tosser"

jgm2 · 9 months ago

She's even got 'porn star's hair'. You know, where they hook it over one ear so you can get a proper picture of them giving a blow-job.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Draper: "...and even though I've had the snip, I keep finding used johnny bags under my bed."


Blonde: "That's really sad but I thought we were here to discuss my childhood trauma."



Draper: "I went to Berkeley you know. Honest. And my best mate went to Oxford...... Brookes."

Anonymous · 9 months ago

What is she looking at and what is he sitting on? And what has she got round her neck?

Kate G · 9 months ago

So nice to have Anton in my twitter after all this time.

Prescott is a tub of lard · 9 months ago

there are too many knockers on this blog

Raving loon · 9 months ago

Lady in reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed...

philmill · 9 months ago

Do to me what you've done to New Labour big boy!

Rt. Hon. Geoff Hoon CUNT · 9 months ago

Kate: "Fuck off Derek you pug ugly cunt"


Word Verification: Derek Draper is a window licking cock goblin.

Squiffy · 9 months ago

She: I'm sure there's someone handsome there, if only I could see them through the Drapermist.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Get off my foot, you twat!

Funambulist · 9 months ago

Derek, I keep telling you, the Necronomicon says it has be a virgin sacrifice!

Steve Tierney · 9 months ago

"Please help me. My life is a mess. I don't know what to do. Everything is falling apart."


"Doctor, aren't you supposed to help me?"

Charlotte Corday · 9 months ago

It's Derek Draper.....


Be a Freud. Be very a Freud!

Scary Biscuits · 9 months ago

"No, I don't want to come dancing with you. And no, I told you, I didn't sleep with Anton. The Mirror paid up, remember?"

Oldrightie · 9 months ago

I've decided to join The Conservative Party. They smell nicer!

Herr doktor Freud D.Med. (Berk · 9 months ago

What a Victorian pose - or should that be poser?

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Guido
Do you have to publish a picture like that and spoil my weekend!



YUK!!!!

Stu Palmer · 9 months ago

this is a smokescreen

I bet your porn stats are shit · 9 months ago

Big Tits...


I have this horrible dream I'm married to a fat, useless lying cunt and a cutlery blog about forks is obsessed with him. I wake up and its all true. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!



Fat, lying cunt...



Less of the cunt. They are usefull!

Ambrose Sulk · 9 months ago

You're all just jealous that such a towering intellect is able to score a 'looker'.


You sad fucks.

Is BBC reporter Robert Peston · 9 months ago

Is BBC reporter Robert Peston a government stooge?


By Daily Mail Reporter

27th February 2009



Fresh questions have been raised over whether BBC Business editor Robert Peston is being used as a Government stooge during the financial crisis.



On Wednesday's 10 O'Clock News, Mr Peston breathlessly reported that Sir Fred Goodwin was already drawing a pension of £650,000-a-year.



He said that his pension post was worth a 'handsome' £16million. It was revealed yesterday that Sir Fred can actually claim an annual pension of £693,000.



The announcement completely overshadowed yesterday's disclosure that RBS had made a record £24billion loss - the biggest-ever in UK corporate history - and that the taxpayer would be insuring the bank against future losses of £325billion.



The timing of the story has once again sparked suspicions that the journalist is being used by the government to play down its own part in the current mess.



Rather than focus on the fact that the public were being asked to insure RBS against losses, the story of Goodwin diverted attention.......



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156848/Is-BBC-reporter-Robert-Peston-government-stooge.html

Mary Hinge · 9 months ago

Even that Dale Twit is more like to satisfy a woman than you...Look at yourself, as pricks go,you're a limpp excuss for one"

Anonymous · 9 months ago

It's over between us Derek! Anton is twice the man you will ever be. Oh and please take your clothes to the dry cleaners occasionally! It's not only Gordon who should be known as Mr Whiffy!!

DiscoveredJoys · 9 months ago

Ah! The fragrant Mr Garraway.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Derek's chat up line : "Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

+ + + NewsFlash + + + The Dire · 9 months ago

Mz. Bleary-Me, a turncoat, has ATTACKED POLITICAL CORRECTNESS !!!



We have waited for several hours for what we expected to be a crushing riposte, and denial by the Beloved Leader (may he long preserve his virginity), and Mz. Harmony HarPerson, - but there has been nothing! NUFFIN I tell 'ee!!



I need hardly say that this threatens the future of our Department, - even that of the entire Brownstainovich Broadcasting Corp - for what shall we do without the pointless claptrap we serve up - and that of the Grouniad also?



And what of our Pensions, and freebies - and ridiculous conferences and stupid meetings?



The future is indeed bleak.



I must rest . .. do what you can to salvage the situation . . . just attend to the usual bullshit and Celeb news

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Draper on the way to a masonic meeting decides to pop into Shepherd's market for a quick one while he's passing but gets bogged down haggling over the price.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

I thought it was usually the client who had to pay £100 an hour for a couch session.

Man (a fraud, masquerading as · 9 months ago

Your problem . . . what is it? . . .



(Woman on couch) YOU!!, you stupid F * * * * * !!

Masked Marvel · 9 months ago

"I don't have enough fingers to count up your chins Derek, so these two will just have to do".

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"Pull my finger..."

Diablo · 9 months ago

The downside of allowing your "therapist" to hypnotize you during treatment

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"Remember the hassle we had last time; the heel of my Jimmy Choo will get stuck again if you sit like that"

Gordon's Rocking Horse · 9 months ago

"I'm trying Derek, but after 10 inches it's not easy getting used to 3 inches again"

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Kate, "I keep having this recurring nightmare that I married Derek Draper, you know the twat from Labourlist".

Anton du Beke · 9 months ago

She goes like a train. Who's he?

Max · 9 months ago

Overheard; the photographer and his assistant are talking whilst taking this photo...


Photographer: "Not what I got into this profession for. Photo-journalism is where my heart is. I often daydream of working for a major newspaper, caught in the middle of an epic disaster such as a flood of biblical proportions. I'm there taking career-defining photographs while nature unleashes all of its destructive fury. Then suddenly I see a man struggling in the water. He is fighting for his life trying not to get taken down with the debris. I move in closer and realise it's Gordon Brown and the raging water is about to take him under forever."



Assistant (interrupting): "Jeeze! The moral dilemma: you can jump in and save the life of the Prime Minister or shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men!"



Photographer: "Nope, the dilemma is would you select high contrast colour or go with the simplicity of black and white..."

The Dirty Rat · 9 months ago

Fuck the caption.
I'd give her one.

W.W. · 9 months ago

"look into my eye's, not around the eyes' but into the eye's, 1,2,3, your under. When you wake up I will be witty, attractive and smell of roses"


W.W.

Roy Hatterjee says Derek's a c · 9 months ago

'Do you come from paradise?'


'No luv, I come from Chorley. Fancy chips and gravy ont' bus station?'

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"All that time at the computer, Derek, you really expect me to believe you're blogging for the Labour Pary and not surfing Asian babes."

T England · 9 months ago

So do you want a job on Labourlist or not?


Word V=hothed

Anonymous · 9 months ago

I said F**koff you smelly bastard and have a bath.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

The lunatic has taken over the asylum.

stroppycow · 9 months ago

Kate: "This is the closest you will ever get to Sofa Government Darling!"

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Pretentious? Moi?

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Is it true that you are a Berkeley Hunt type?

Anonymous · 9 months ago

What a lovely couple.


And Kate and Derek look good, too.





wv = pricalas tee hee.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Kate: "i do wish you'd grow up, Derek, youre not in the student union now.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

So you didn't really go to UCLA Berkeley? No problem. But while we're doing confessions, I used to be a bloke.

Dolly's Butt Plug · 9 months ago

What is he doing sitting on me?

Jean-Paul Marat · 9 months ago

It's Derek Draper...


Be a Fraud.



Be very a Fraud!

Kate Go-All-The-Way · 9 months ago

Have you seen the size of my knockers Del?


Oh! I forgot...I won't let you!

LabourList has induced a 40-ye · 9 months ago

Derek, is no-one is moderating the turd quality in this open sewer of spiteful depravity ...? Isn't that what you normally do on a Friday afternoon?

man in the street · 9 months ago

Simon Heffer's Belly Button 12:21 PM


Excellent.

The Dirty Rat · 9 months ago

Before I take down my draws and put my legs in the air I want to see your qualifications.


WV. anton

ronell · 9 months ago

Kate: Next time, make a fucking appointment.

AntiCitizenOne · 9 months ago

Super and Superfluous.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Kate: Are you the catastrophe that started in America?


Wv - atolywt (for a mo, thought it said 'adolytwat')

gerald · 9 months ago

Just my luck to be the only sleeping beauty woken up by a kiss from a frog.


Now fuck off.

Old Holborn · 9 months ago

What do you mean you've been fired from Labourlist for being a gobby shite? Can't you EVER hold down a fucking job?

Krusty The Clown · 9 months ago

Kate: "I get paid for talking bollocks"
Draper: "I get paid for being one"

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"Anton....Ohhhhh ANTON! Snort cough yawn....oh its just you?

Canute · 9 months ago

"Sorry Derek, it's not you, it's me.








I think you are a total cunt"

Oscar · 9 months ago

You can't make me laugh, think or cum so fuck off to your own sofa, there's a good chap.

Swiss Bob · 9 months ago

Derek Draper said...


It would seem, my Darling, that these right wing bloggers can't get enough of me. Just imagine how obsessed, jealous and threatened they'd be if I wasn't the flop they claim...



Dear Derek,



I have the feeling that the above was unintentionally hilarious but if not I salute you for your sense of irony.

Fucking delicious! · 9 months ago

That picture looks like the opening shot from the adult internet site Old Farts and Young Tarts. Sign up at LabourList to see what happens next.


Fucking delicious!

justsurfing · 9 months ago

I met this bloke who told me he'd qualified at Berkeley - I knew it was true as he turned out to be a right berk.

Old Chestnut · 9 months ago

My name is Prezza. Trust me.

Old Berklian · 9 months ago

Whatever next? Gordon Brown with Carla Bruni?

Anonymous · 9 months ago

No Derek, it's my dress and I won't lend it to you even if you are seeing the Prime Mentalist for a little relaxation later.

Blind Steve · 9 months ago

Finally, Derek's shipment of Rohypnol had arrived from eBay.

I would like to be in Berkely, · 9 months ago

Darling, don't worry, I love you and your are at least a tiny bit less of a cunt than that Bono chap, when I say less, well a tiny bitty fraction less!

Anonymous · 9 months ago

"Doctor, I have this fascination for fat little men, who have no spine and fawn after other mens great acheivments."

Deadbeat Dad · 9 months ago

Hot Chick with Douchebag!

rayburn · 9 months ago

Do you come here often?


Ooh you are awful....and I don't like you.

kate · 9 months ago

I must have been fucking insane to marry you.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

I'm looking for a caring and trusting therapist. I've been lied to and taken advantage of by men all my life but I guess I can trust you.


Thank goodness I've finally found someone I can trust.. not some shyster who's trying to trick me with fake qualifications.

kiss me kate · 9 months ago

Do I really have to tell you what your right hand is for?

The Grim Reaper · 9 months ago

Kate: "Yes Dolly, even I think you're a twat."

Kinderling · 9 months ago

"Dez, you spent your whole life second-guessing what women want.
Now their children are abandoned to the BBC paedophilia whilst they go to work.

Give me two $%^&*£! good reasons to stay..."

Anonymous · 9 months ago

I would not breed from these specimens

JuanKerr.com · 9 months ago

"Doctor. I have an arousal problem.......You...."

Wat Dabney · 9 months ago

Truly, Dolly is the Brentmeister


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUmsx8xhLR0

MARA MACSEOININ · 9 months ago

He: Just lie back and think of England.
She: What's England?

Vienna Woods · 9 months ago

" but...you told me you were a psychoanalyst"


"No, no, no, I said I'm just PSYCHO"

Mitch · 9 months ago

Its true Derek I post on Guidos blog.

Jack Warts · 9 months ago

Draper and Garroway discuss divorce over "irreconcilable religious differences".


He thinks he's God and she doesn't.

Fiend's Brave Victim · 9 months ago

Image makers here and abroad:


http://northbriton.com/2009/02/image-makers-here-and-abroad/

dr signmund fraud · 9 months ago

I dreamt that Fred said that Gordon suffers from pensi(o)n envy...

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Jade Goody not the only one to be woken by a terrifying hallucination.

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Is there ever a winner chosen for these competitions?


Perhaps you can get all of the contributors to "vote" (like the "recommend" system in the Guardian's Comment is Free.....

Anonymous · 9 months ago

Well known TV presenter & the guy who put the 'berk' in 'Berkely'.

Dr Phil Macavity · 9 months ago

Derek: You're a fucking window licker you slag

killemallletgodsortemout · 9 months ago

Paul Merton interviews "Old one leg" Heather Mills-McCartney for Room 101.

pigs in space · 9 months ago

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. I am not an inadequate, lying loser who smells of stale urine, but a high achieving Berkeley qualified genius with immense political and media power.

Dolly's skid-marked undies · 9 months ago

Look Del, you are a shit-smeared piss stinking cheesey-dicked old dosser. You've had this year's mercy fuck. No more til you have a shower.

Ian · 9 months ago

Right, gerrem off for the next photo. We need a splash for Page 3 of labourlust.