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Re: Friday Caption Competition

Bobbietory — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:42:00 -0000

What's it like to be infallible, Prime Minister?

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Anonymous — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:35:00 -0000

'Whatever you do don't mention Gollies. I mentioned them one but I think I got away with it'

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Anon, to avoid the wrath of Do — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 07:52:00 -0000

Just to deeply offend Dolly

Pope to Garcon

Did you manage to get that offensive troll Dolly off out of the Vatican?

Garcon Blatently ignoring Jonah: Yep Papa, but we needed a crowbar to get him off of Jonah's ringpiece

Second offensive comment

Garcon: PAPA!! dont touch Jonah, you have no idea where that hand has been, he could have been fisting Dolly

Offensive enough?

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Das Pope — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 06:50:00 -0000

You look a bigger C**T than me!

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:53:00 -0000

Jesus assures me that you are a cunt.

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Mike H — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:40:00 -0000

Do I kiss your ring, or do you kiss mine?

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Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 12:36:00 -0000

Pope " Ah Gordon, I fully understand your problem. we learned many years ago that's its wise not to let women play too wide a role in the organisation. That Joan of Arc was almost as bad as Harriet"

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Setion D Notice — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:55:00 -0000

The moment I wake up

When I've put on my make-up

I say a little prayer for yooou

wv ploat (political gloat or political scrote).

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Gordo the Goner — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:47:00 -0000

'Ello Popey Rupert

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:22:00 -0000

Pope "When Cormac Murphy O'Connor goes, we have a real live one for you ..... what's his name?"

Assistant "Williamson, your Holiness"

Pope "Yes, given the state of Britain I hear he will be very popular"

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Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:15:00 -0000

Attendant readies his Holinesses Wetones Handwipes as precaution after Pope shakes hands with Brown

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Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:12:00 -0000

Brown " Father, forgive me"

Pope " Oh my son, it's not the first time. Many years ago we too blew up the British economy "

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Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:10:00 -0000

Gizz a job, Pope"

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Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:09:00 -0000

PM wishes Pope well....conclave to convene next week, just in case

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Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:07:00 -0000

"No," Mr Brown, "when they said you should kiss my ring, that's not what they meant"

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 10:44:00 -0000

Pope: I get tired of your English "Pope on a rope" jokes.

Brown: I hate the "dope on a rope" ones personally.

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Anonymous — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 10:42:00 -0000

Pope: Yes, I certainly am against contraception. However in your case Prime Minister I would make an exception.

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Mitch — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 10:35:00 -0000

Vatican banker meets merchant banker.

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Herr Schicklgruber — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 08:09:00 -0000

I have to say that you're taller and, errrr, whiter than I imagined you to be, Mr Mugabe

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Max — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 08:03:00 -0000

(At 12.03am) For goodness sake someone get them to let go of Red Wedgie's underpants. The man is clearly suffering.

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Tuscan Tony — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:42:00 -0000

"Are you a Pope in the Vatican or at the Vatican? I only ask because my IT guru Dolly said there was a big difference...

Re: Friday Caption Competition

ConversioMorum — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:32:00 -0000

GB: I've been told that on occasions like this it's normal to make an attempt at conversion, to sign up a celeb to the cause.
Pope: Sorry, I'm not interested in joining the Labour Party.

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Julian — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:15:00 -0000

Your Holiness, about this curse I seem to have ....

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Anton du Bonk — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 06:38:00 -0000

Hey Dolly, could you do us a favour and go through this lot and pick out the best captions again this week please? Would save so much time. Ta muchly - I'm shagged if I can be bothered.

Re: Friday Caption Competition

Revealations — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 05:58:00 -0000

Can you see your way to recommending having this book banned like Mein Kampf your Holiness, it's rather embarasing, you see, it's all true.

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