So you'd recommend David Mills as a Tax advisor! Mr B suggested it too?
DEREK DRAPER KEEPS FINDING OTH
· 10 months ago
Pope : Don't worry, God doesn't really hate your type.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
If only your dad could see you now, next you'll be telling you your a Tim.
Guido's Vunt
· 10 months ago
they are both commenting on how they enjoyed fucking guido's wife. the slut.
The Beast Of Clerkenwell
· 10 months ago
Prime Mentalist I think that you will find that attaching weights to it will stop your unatural urges.
raplog
· 10 months ago
Gordon: Will I lose the election?
Pope: Do I shit in the woods?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: Wow... you look even less human in the flesh.
Beef Eating Surrender Monkeys
· 10 months ago
No caption but snotty looks even more of a cunt in this pic than normal.
Is he doing a "Tim, nice but dim" impression?
Fucking wanker. Fuck off.
Salsa Sam said
· 10 months ago
Derek whilst you're on my missus wants to take dancing lessons, seems from the chat you know a bloke who could probably sort her out...any leads?
WV unpant - how appropriate!
seebag
· 10 months ago
"Your holiness, would you say it must be wonderful to be infallible?" "not at all bad thankyou Pope Bendict, thanks for asking"
Budgie
· 10 months ago
McBust: Do you wear that silly cap to hide your bogeys in? Me, I eat mine.
Pierrepoint
· 10 months ago
Where's yer purple tie today then, you saggy faced Scotch cunt.
Peter Grimes
· 10 months ago
Is McDoom giving the Pope his blessing or is he going to kiss his ring?
No, the Pope's, not that one!!
charcoal
· 10 months ago
Gordon looks forward to kissing the Pope's ring
Budgie
· 10 months ago
McDoom: I am infallible like you.
Frank Fartwell
· 10 months ago
"how's the "improving the views about Muslims" thing working out for ya?"
king chillout
· 10 months ago
Pope: I can pray for you all you want.... but New Labour is still fucked.
Hugo
· 10 months ago
So a priest is like a pint of Guiness because it's got a black body a white collar and if you get a bad one you wake up with a sore arse in the morning.
PrimeMentalist
· 10 months ago
Pope: "I hear you have one eye on my job."
Julian
· 10 months ago
Pope: you know, I really don't feel that well now.
Gordon Brown's flies
· 10 months ago
Ah Derek! Good to see you again...
Roger Thornhill
· 10 months ago
1. Pope thinks: "Note to self: Check rings after handshake".
2. Dope and a Pope
Dick the Prick
· 10 months ago
Gerald Ford concerned about copraphilliac meeting Pontiff.
Kate G
· 10 months ago
Draper really drove his career into the wall. What a car crash. What a loser. One of the funniest things in recent times.
IanVisits
· 10 months ago
Gordon seeks Pa(y)pal envoy to intercede in the Blog Wars with Derek Draper.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Did you wash your snotty hands before shaking mine?
Plato
· 10 months ago
Pope: Hear your bogey video is still beating Draper's Downfall.
Bill Quango MP
· 10 months ago
"Jesus died to save our souls."
"That's nothing. I saved the world"
geewiz
· 10 months ago
Keep a tight grip on my watch for me while I shake Gordon's hand.
Cardinal Toni Blair
· 10 months ago
Gordon Brown: "I'm very pleased to meet you Holy Father"
Interpreter: "Eee seyz eee woud lika contract killin for Harryetta Hamen"
Pope: "So wouda I...take care of it pronto"
handsome jack
· 10 months ago
Goat ony miracles, Jimmie?
"And I told God; "De
· 10 months ago
And the Holy Father replied:
"Did you, Prime Minister? You seem to be a little cold. Come along, I'm sure we can find you a nice warm fire"...
Anton de Beke
· 10 months ago
This crisis which started in America is a global problem requiring global solutions. My predecessor Toony Blur talked to your God and it did him a poower of good. Uhhh. Can you fix it for me to receive immediate divine intervention?
Eh, Ragazzo, sono il Papa, not Jimmy fucking Saville. Now piss off back to Scotland you heathen one-eyed twat.
Benny
· 10 months ago
Brown: "Weren't you on the Draper Downfall video?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Brown: Your Holiness, I heard you wear an expensive ring on your finger, where is it?
Pope Benedict XVI: I heard you were coming so I took it off.
Gordon Brownout
· 10 months ago
"What's that? ...really..how fascinating.Well, as I was saying..pardon? Erm, no.We don't see that much of each other these days..No I haven't been to his new house..8 bedrooms really... well if we can just talk about the credit crunch for a moment.. Gaza..really..my my. Well I never...doing a really great job..you don't say! Peace envoy, yes I know..i know..Catholic boy now..I know I know..could you just shut up about Blair for a moment..
The voice of reason
· 10 months ago
Damn - beaten to the kissing the popes ring joke ....
Mike Law
· 10 months ago
Brown: Tell your people that the prayers aren't coming through... they must try harder or I'll not be able to answer them when I'm not busy saving the world. Oh, and, bless you my son!
Bill Quango MP
· 10 months ago
I was just reading Dr Faustus. Do you have the Devil's email by any chance.
blondini
· 10 months ago
Bloke in white: "I'm not very happy with you."
Bloke on left: "Sorry, Mr Grout."
Bloke in middle: (Thinks) "Oh, dear, I think I've cum. Where's my hankie"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND IS THE CHIEF BOGEY CATCHER
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
And I am sure you could skip the need for me to be dead and the whole beatification process, for I AM the saviour of the world's financial system.
Chris Paul
· 10 months ago
Brown: (hurriedly pursing lips) "Wide-mouthed frogs? Don't get many of those round here your holiness."
Word ver is dammit hell ... well actually damiddel, but it's close.
Please somebody just kill the
· 10 months ago
Well Holy Father, I understand you use to be a Nazi. Do you still keep in touch with your old friends?
No the Jews have executed them all. Do you keep in touch with your old friends Prime Mentalist?
Never had any.
W.W.
· 10 months ago
Where can I get odd on the pope snuffing it before the years out?
Though I presume the odds have shortened somewhat
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Brown: Holy Father, what is a million years like to you?
Pope: Like one second, my son.
Brown: Holy Father, what is a million Pounds like to you?
Pope: Like one penny, my son.
Brown: I am in serious debt, Holy father, can you please spare a penny?
God: Just a second.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
"Any time you want to come to Britain and have me hear your confession Holy Father, just let me know"
215cu
· 10 months ago
Pope: "Sorry Gordon, God's too busy to sort out your little bit of local difficulty. God says his hands are tied, the amount of blasphemous language you generate from your fellow countrymen means it's Hell for you.
The Devil says Hi and they are taking lots as to whose bitch you're going to be. I've heard Genghis has put in a high bid, so's Hitler and Hussein is showing some interest. However, Vlad the Impaler seems to be impressing ol' Satan with a lot of cash and some impressive things with red hot pokers....
God says that it might be a good idea not to make any plans this year, 58 is a difficult age."
Gordon "You didn't tell him I am, erm, was, damn it, oops sorry Your enimence, that I am not the Saviour of the world...?"
Pope: "Yes, Gordon, God was undecided until he heard that."
Gordon: "So if I took the job at the UN... perhaps?"
Pope: "Nope, too late, Blair's got that sewn up. History repeats itself it seems...."
Gordon: "bugger...."
Chris Paul
· 10 months ago
Brown: "Sheesh your holiness, it's past 1:30 on a Friday afternoon and GuF is moderating his fucking window shopper blog comments."
Il Pape: "Indeed. It is an ecumenical matter."
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: "Saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour is just as important as saving the rainforests". Gay Gordon: "I'm not gay".
Dick the Prick
· 10 months ago
Pope: 'Blackfriar's? Well, if you want!'
Aye We Can !
· 10 months ago
Gordon to Pope "The famine's over, why dont you go home?"
The Pope back " why dont you go home and resign you washed up presbyterian wanker. And take that useless cint of a pubic schoboy Daring with you - and those Alexander sisters, another pair of useless sons of the manse. In Rome we'd have beaten you to death by now and hung you and Sarah upside down in a Turin city sqaure for the people to come and kick the fuck out of"
Gordon back to Pope " I take it that's a no then?"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Brown says to Pope. "Must be great to know that you're safe in your job for life."
Pope. "Fuck off. At least I won a vote to get mine."
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
"Kind of you to set aside the time to see me, your Holiness"
"Not at all, I just thought that whilst you're here meeting me you're not free to be screwing anything else up, are you?"
Muppet
· 10 months ago
Brown: "We've done the Nu Labour bit, now we're starting the Nu Fascism chapter - you'd feel right at home, back to your childhood..."
Pope: "I'm 83 you know"
IanW
· 10 months ago
No, you're not the Saviour of the world my son, you're just a very naughty boy.
The Penguin
· 10 months ago
So, Your Holiness, could the Vatican Bank possibly step in and bail me out?
Tedium..yawn..something about Tories.... irrelevant totally off topic phrase with a smug word like "magniloquent." Arid attempt at a caption along the lines of "Have you seen George Osbourne? "No he's at the Bullingdon toff club"
banal sign off
Tra La teh Doh.
Archbishop Williamson
· 10 months ago
Pope "Dominus vobiscum, PM McTwat"
Brown : "Ratzinger don't dominus me -I am an atheist and am using this visit to trawl the Scottish Catholic vote."
Jayce Kay
· 10 months ago
Help you in Sevenoaks?
You haven't got a prayer.
Chris Paul
· 10 months ago
Brown: "So, your holiness, the trademark pointy hat is invisible to all but the true believer you say?"
Pape: "Yes. Like Mr Cameron's fine suit of clothes! He's stark bollock naked. Am I allowed to say that? Tebbit? Can I say that??"
Invicta
· 10 months ago
God's representative on Earth may I introduce God's representative on Earth.
The Pope
· 10 months ago
It's at times like this that I wish I could quote at you the part of the Bible where it tells you to fuck off.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
PM: "Hivins' help ma boab, nice to meet yoo Mr Pope."
PO: "Zukünftig Zyklop-Junge können Sie mich Ihren Vater nennen, verstehen?"
PM: "Javol, mein Führer! Und ich Gewohnheit sage Derek Draper dass Ihr ein Rassist."
PO: "He's a twatty bum boy."
Plato
· 10 months ago
Your Holiness, are you one of Draper's Twitter followers?
He's just posted this!
"All my fans might want to buy OK! and see me looking cool and handsome next to the Mrs. - or maybe not ;) "
sd
· 10 months ago
M-m-m-m-mister Holiness, th-th-th-there's a kw-kw-kw-question people keep asking me th-th-th-th-that I'd like to know the answer to: Are-are-are-are-are you Catholic?
talwin
· 10 months ago
Try to ignore it, Holy Father, he blows kisses to lots of men.
McDoom: Your holiness, can you arrange an auto de fe for this really evil man I know, Tony Bliar?
i dont usually say racist thin
· 10 months ago
Pope: "Whats the difference between you & me?...
.....I was kind of elected"
wv: verbopro
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
pope: when i was a young man we used to send poofs like you tho auschwitz....
The Pope
· 10 months ago
I've checked with the Bishops, my son. I don't think I can excommunicate Tony for being "an arse-faced weasel".
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Hello. I'm Gormless Brown, Saviour of the world, do you want to lick my ring like the rest of the Labour party?
Minekiller
· 10 months ago
THIS IS COMPLETLEY OT, but Minekiller did promise fellow conspirators a report on Draper's Wright Institute from a team of his academic colleagues over in California (who work at very respectable universities out there).
We used the cover of a prospective student / grad using the Wright certification.
This is what I have been told;
Hi G -
Sorry it's been such a lengthy delay in checking this out. Been grading and trying to shake a hideous cold (which has made grading just that much worse - for the kiddos too, I imagine). Some issues about Wright Institute: 1) An MA in Clinical Psych is not worth a whole helluva a lot. Is this for employment? Is this for admissions? If for employment, this is a weekend only program that has only 3 weekend meetings for class (It doesn't matter that they meet for 9 hours on end - no one learns that way). If this is for admissions, really zoom in on WHY the applicant wants to leave Wright and get a degree somewhere else. I can guarantee that her (or his, but I'll just use her for the rest of the message) motive is more in line with making the world safe for puppies, flowers and promoting diversity than it does with anything that would actually be productive. 2) This is a place associated with UCBerkeley and is therefore wildly left of center. If this matters ... 3) You'll have to judge this person based on something other than a transcript. The grades will not be a real reflection of the performance of the student since (quoting the faculty website), "The Wright Institute feels that evaluating students in a thoughtful, constructive way promotes intellectual growth and clinical potential." and "Open dialogue among students, faculty and administrative staff about the process as well as the content of learning is encouraged." This is standardly identifiable double-speak. It means, first, that giving a student a failing grade or less than an A for work done in a course would be detrimental to self-esteem and runs the risk of cutting short her learning potential (and this place was also founded by a man who wanted to tap into the unbridled life-long learning potential as a means to psychological growth and so naturally the faculty will not want to truncate the growth of its own students). And the second quote means that if the student did receive a less than A grade, then she would have open to her the means to talk (whine) her way through the faculty till someone simply told the original prof to just give the damn A. You'll have to go off of conference participation, references, publication, copy of thesis, etc. It actually looks like a thesis is not necessary for the MA, which also leans towards the "meaningless degree" label. 4) The entire faculty is drawn SOLELY from the clinical psychology community of the San Francisco Bay area. Further, there are only 6 faculty members who earned degrees outside the state of CA. Our grad schools are excellent if the field is science, physics, medicine. If its a social science, its generally viewed as ... well, not good (too fluffy touchy feely ... even for most academics). Additionally, out of the 44 faculty members, 24 received their degrees from the Wright Institute itself (not good - too incestuous and also could mean they couldn't get other jobs).
All in all, if this is a candidate for employment, I would suggest some 'on-the-job' eval. If it's for a teaching post, have her teach a class and observe. If it's for another position, I would suggest having her write a mock proposal or something or someway to evaluate skills before offering a position. More likely than not, if this person is touting her association with the Wright Institute and that's at Berkeley as though this should be as self-explanatory of her qualifications as an MBA from Harvard, I would be very concerned. If this is a student applying for a PhD program or to work with one of your programs in order to build up 'street-cred' for applying to a PhD program, then I would still be HUGELY wary. This person is likely to believe that folks involved in violent civil conflict (aka, guns and mines and war and stuff), have lost sight of the joys of learning and exploration that they had as children and will therefore want to work with them so that they could reclaim their proper relation to their inner child and cease their hatreds. And I guess our inner children must just be toast because we think that's bullshit.
Okay, so there's the breakdown. Back to grading.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope reaches out to the mentally infirm.
Lacky stands by to wipe the stench off His Holiness' hand.
Touching Cloth
· 10 months ago
I'm surprised your holiness, you mean you've NEVER had the pleasure of relieving yourself in your own trousers?!?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
"Your Holiness we will pass on your best wishes to Jade, you may be interested to know I have ordered Shagger Jack to hot foot around to her gaff to make sure she is being well looked after"
Does anybody know the collecti
· 10 months ago
"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king Mr Pope.... so to hell with your guy!"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Natsy Derek asks if you could give him a job in Argentina. He's been a bit of a Berk and been unemployable since we sacked him from ZanuLabourlist.org
The Dirty Rat
· 10 months ago
"Yes Mr Brown. I would love to visit London. Can you meet me next Monday under Blackfriars Bridge?
ian paisley
· 10 months ago
Last rights given to Labour Party.
backwoodsman
· 10 months ago
"Yes, I can sell you a pardon, but you'll still be fucked come the next election."
Cato
· 10 months ago
Snotty....'It's a real pleasure to meet a genuine Nazi. One hears so much about them.'
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: "You don't look like the pictures of the Saviour of the World in the Sistene Chapel"
Old Holborn
· 10 months ago
Anda your Oliness, dis is a da man who sheeet ees pants.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Jesus Christ, I bet the Vatican stinks. All those dirty unwashed, rancid, halitosis-suffering, piss and shit stained, sexually repressed (and inadequate) mother fuckers.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Question: Which one thinks he is infallible?
Diablo
· 10 months ago
Gordon: If Jesus could do it for Lazarus, why can't you do it for me?
Pope: The corruption hadn't progressed so far in Lazarus
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
And can you reccomend me a good psychotherapist ?
Gordon Notnicebut-Dhimmi
· 10 months ago
"I have come to deliver a message from Lord Ahmed."
Tuscan Tony
· 10 months ago
"Always use a rubber when touching Gordon's hand Your Holiness - remember what Sarah told you last night..."
bergen
· 10 months ago
No,Holy Father,the Gordon Riots were not caused by me.
Arthur Haynes (Comedian)
· 10 months ago
Man in background:
Sorry your Holiness, it was my mistake. That's Gordon Brown not a bottle of Bourbon Crown.
AH (C)
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: Fucking hell, who's this window-licker?
Tarbucks Coffee
· 10 months ago
Pope: Guten Tag Herr Turdburglar
McBroon: It wasnae me
Gooey Blob
· 10 months ago
Hullo there. I'm 58 you know.
Man on the make
· 10 months ago
"So, your Holiness, how do I get that big job on the global economy then?"
Pope Adrian Monk (for it is he
· 10 months ago
Wipe! Wipe!
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
McTwat- " "Bugger, just pissed myself again anyone got a hanky?...oh yes... thanks!?"
Fib Dems
· 10 months ago
Brown: Harriet wants to know when you will have all women shortlists for Bishops?
Pope: Tell her to go F*** herself.
Brown: She already does.
Bishop Brennan
· 10 months ago
If Obama's people say that even they couldn't win the re-election for you, then I'm afraid there's no chance that I could help. Sorry.
wv: properho. As opposed to a non-proper one?
Bill Quango MP
· 10 months ago
Ah Chow. Bene. My adviser tells me you are some kind of count...
Alfie
· 10 months ago
Gordon's my name - but you can call me Damien...
TRA LA LA LAH.... TRA LA LA LAH.... TRA LA LA LAHHHH LA LA LAH!!!!!!
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
President Obama? Is that you? You're paler and shorter and more Germanic in real life...
Spartan
· 10 months ago
"You're wearing the wrong colour tie, you Scottish twat"
" Red one had bogeys on so l took this one from Dave"
"Thieving Scottish bastard!"
pete-s
· 10 months ago
Old man at the back is saying
"Well done your Holiness, you have caught the bastard who knicked the collection takings. He kept muttering 'My country needs every penny, it's the correct thing to do'".
peeved
· 10 months ago
'Holy father, I need a miracle'
Lola
· 10 months ago
The delusional meets the deluded?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Holy Father , feed us and keep us all alive, There's ten of us for dinner - and food enough for five.
Jonathan Cook
· 10 months ago
So, after you have been stabbed in the back by your colleagues, will you be converting to the Catholic church before joining the lucrative lecture circuit too?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
One of these men is in charge of a cartel that bases it's world view on fairy tales and lies to opress a large number of humanity.
He revels in the misery of others to further his cartels evil agenda of deciept and corruption that has endured for far too long.
They preach about the aiding the poor and sick yet furnish thier own lives with the trappings of wealth and power at the expense of those they are supposed to assist.
Truly evil incarnate.
The other man...
is the Pope.
righty right wing (mrs)
· 10 months ago
Guido,
I hate to say it, but all this moderation mallarkey & nonsense is stifling the site.
I have checked back three times in the past twenty minutes & no updates.
The vibrancy of debate is a vital asset on this blog, & I for one do not want to see it lose its edge because of......well, what exactly?
Please, get back to being "the free press" - its what you & we do best.
Thanks
Ah, 2.30 - G & T for me.
Regards RRW (Mrs)
wv: messatat
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Straw for leader perhaps? Even if he also is a lying devious scumbag.
Your holiness - I understand the vatican has quite a reputation with banks?
Yes Mr Brown - My new acolyte blair asked if he could meet you under the bridge?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
The comm mod has gone to sleep. Someone twitter Guido and tell him he's left his blog in the hands of a numpty. fwiw it's 2.38 now.
Comment moderation on
· 10 months ago
no comments
Bogeyman
· 10 months ago
Pope: Do you confess your sins? Snot: No, never.
Graham Milne
· 10 months ago
Have a bubble coming out of the Pope's mouth which says 'Hello, Your Holiness. I understand you are the saviour of the world.'
Knife crime is undercontrol as
· 10 months ago
WTF!!
It dosent even see to make the main news now. Knife crime under control and falling, yeah right
"Two teenagers stabbed to death in London Two teenagers were stabbed to death in separate incidents in Stratford and Wealdstone on Thursday night, police have said"
cassius
· 10 months ago
That's funny, the last person who asked me to "kiss his ring" was the Business Secretary... are you related?
laughing at gordon
· 10 months ago
Shooting for the snuff movie remake of 'The Pope Must Die' gets under way.
Andrew Zalotocky
· 10 months ago
The last known photo of the late Pope Benedict XVI, believed to have been taken only minutes before the asteroid struck.
idle
· 10 months ago
von Pontiff: "Ich hear it iss your birsday today"
McBust: "Yes, your hoolyness. I wrote to Jim'll Fix It and asked if ah could meet other world leaders who would tak me seriously"
von Pontiff: "I fear you haff been misled, Herr Braun. Ve vill do the photoshoot und then you can - how you say? - 'boil your heid'"
Ian
· 10 months ago
I have saved the world and now I will save the kingdom of heaven.
Croydonian
· 10 months ago
My father thought you were the Anti- Christ, still, forgive and forget, eh, your Holiness?
Alfred T Mahan
· 10 months ago
So who's the bloke in the white skull cap talking to His Holiness?
Jonathan Cook
· 10 months ago
Things must be bad for Gordon - my Labour voting dad sent me this joke:
A German doctor said: "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one patient, put it in another and have them looking for work in six weeks".
A French doctor said: "That’s nothing. We can take a lung from one person and put it in another and have them looking for work in 4 weeks".
The English doctor said: "That’s nothing. We can take an arsehole from Scotland, put him in Number 10 and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours."
Pope: 'Yes, sadly John Paul II did become a bit of a window licker in the end...'
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Hello Your Holiness, I hear the Catholic Church is well healed, could I borrow £2Trillion, or whatever the Vatican can afford?
anonymouse in the treasury ski
· 10 months ago
Pope imposes "bogey-catcher" condition on meeting with Brown!
Javelin
· 10 months ago
Your Holiness I am Gordon Brown leader of the New Socialist Progressive party, Home repossessions are rising 54% and car productionslumped by 57%, National Debt at 48%. We have successfully progressed the country back to the end of the last Labour Government. Heil Hitler and death to the English Scum.
Four-eyed English Genius
· 10 months ago
Sorry, Gordon, we don't do indulgences any more. You can't buy your way out of this one!
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Sorry your holiness, their has been a bit of a mistake, I thought my aids said they had arranged a poop hole envounter.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Prime Mentalist..
I would recommend to wear the cilice around the knob, I find it really takes ones mind off things...
max the impaler
· 10 months ago
Your Holiness 'this is Ponzi Brown,the man responsible for making sure our bullion reserves have quadrupled in value in the last few years.He wants to make us offer we cannot refuse..a small island of little or no value somewhere in the Atlantic.'
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
I would recommend Huggies.
Anoneumouse
· 10 months ago
No my son, I cant come and support your election. You have to be dead before beatification not in your death throws.
strapworld
· 10 months ago
Good afternoon Archbishop, how are your wife and family?
Derek Draper (he studied IN Be
· 10 months ago
Bollox. When they told me everyone's saying 'brown is crap' over at Guido's, I thought you were all being racist.
oioioi
· 10 months ago
" After meeting you, I am changing the rules on abortion"
Tumbleweed
· 10 months ago
Just blowing down the main street.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope - 'How's married life'
Brown - 'Buggered if I know'
Rugfish
· 10 months ago
Pope: "When are you putting interest rates up you twat, I'm losing a fucking fortune here"?
Gordon: "Er, hello your Royal Popeliness. Er, I was, I was, I was, just saying to David Cameron yesterday that we'll have to do something soon or we'll ALL be bankrupt not just the hapless consumers"
Pope: "Tell Dave when you see him if he needs another backhander to keep supporting the Lisbon Treaty, I'll be sending father O'Donnelly here over to see him next month"
Gordon: "Er, yes, yes, yes, P-P-P-Popeliness, and thank you, and may I say you look rather fetching in your new dress today".
Pope: "Right okay you bumbling halfwit, just fuck off will you and get them rates up like I said! I have Bill Clinton, George and Tony and Joker Face waiting outside to receive my blessings. Must crack on lad. Now let me know if I can be of any help.- Hail Mary mother of grace etc, etc, etc."
Pope to father O'Donnelly as Gordon is leaving: "Tell that twat the next time he wants to visit he'll have to make an appointment like the rest of them" !!
Gareth
· 10 months ago
Maybe he's born with it.
(Is the Scotchman with the broken calculator wearing makeup again?)
Il Pontif: I had all my money in Iceland you shit. You're not getting out of here alive.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
one impotent person meets another impotent person
Not a sheep
· 10 months ago
I actually feel sick every time I have to look at a photo of Gordon Brown doing one of his ever odder smiles. Could you not put a warning over such pictures so we have to click to see the actual image. It really would help my stomach..
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
o/t but this moderation guff is a fucking waste of space.
I don't expect a refund but will certainly be visiting less.
Pre-moderation kills any momentum.
Thanks for the memories though.
A horrible, snivelling, lying,
· 10 months ago
OK with you if I mark up this trip to Rome on my expenses form under the heading of 'other / religious' ?
Ok! OK! I am prepared to conc
· 10 months ago
Er, Er, Um, Um, Er, uug, uug Jade the whole country is um er er thinking of you at this er um um er d, d, d, difficult t t time
Dalai Lama Ding Dong
· 10 months ago
Gold just hit $1000.
IUnknown
· 10 months ago
Gorgon: "Well, Your Grace, it looks like we both put our faith towards miracles"
Alastair D.
· 10 months ago
Queer as a Scottish pound note.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
"Between Nazis, what do you think is the best method, gassing or shooting?"
A horrible, snivelling, lying,
· 10 months ago
What do my lips say ?
trevorsden
· 10 months ago
"And tell me - is it true you used to be in the Hitler Youth?"
or
'Would you buy a used car off any of these men?'
or
"Oh, so you are in the Freemasons as well?"
or
"Oh, you look so much thinner than in your cartoons" "Thank you Prime Minister"
Lord Turdburgler of Cesspool
· 10 months ago
Brown: "Your Holiness looks well."
The Pope then drops dead.
Lance Uppercut
· 10 months ago
HH: Jesus died to save our souls.
GB: Great. If he saves arseholes, he can probably help me.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
The Daily Mash has an excellent transcript of their conversation:
"Gooood. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Bogey."
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Eh, Ragazzo, sono il Papa, not Jimmy fucking Saville. Now piss off back to Scotland you heathen one-eyed twat.
He's German. He might well have said the second bit though.
Lancastrian Irish Catholic
· 10 months ago
GB - 'Bless me father, for I have sinned.... it is 12 years since I set up the FSA.'
Pope - 'Fuck me, there's no fucking absolution that would cover a monumental fuck up like that...
Steve Tierney
· 10 months ago
GB: "Very pleased to meet you, your holiness."
Pope: "You're the Prime Minister of Great Britain? I thought you'd be slimmer."
Guy in the middle: "No! No! Don't touch him your holiness..."
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Brown : Look you accepted Tony Blair into the Church after he left office, so why won't you do the same for me?
Pope : You're really crap.
Brown : Can you lend me some money then?
Tayto
· 10 months ago
Can you please exorcise me I have this curse.
Ian Paisley's a prod
· 10 months ago
Kiddy fiddler's convention.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
The Pope to Gordon:- "Jusus wept - is that your sex face?"
wv - monions - Government money - it makes you cry.
justsurfing
· 10 months ago
Sorry I can't invite you back to London but it could cause unrest within our Muslim population.
The Beast Of Clerkenwell
· 10 months ago
Pope meets Dope
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: Your mother should have used contraception
Melvin Cragsbury
· 10 months ago
Could I offer Dolly for the priesthood, Your Holiness. You do still castrate them, don't you?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
My Party would love to adopt the preferred papal solution to the banker problem your holiness, but we don't have enough bridges.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
My Party would love to adopt the preferred papal solution to the banker problem your holiness, but we don't have enough bridges.
William Gruff
· 10 months ago
Has naeb'dy telt ye I'm God's repray-sairntaytiv on Airth, no' yieu the now?
A horrible, snivelling, lying,
· 10 months ago
I'm very goo' wi' ta' money ye ken - wo'd ye like any financial advisin' while I'm here the noo ?
Gordon Brown has turned Britai
· 10 months ago
Interpreter: Prime Minster you seemed to have dropped your large white butt plug
Piers Morgan
· 10 months ago
Pope: "Sodomites will burn in hell"
Brown "But I'm married now"
Pope "You're still a raving bumboy"
Geoffrey G Brooking
· 10 months ago
GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD.
I SHALL NOT WORK.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,
I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.
BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,
I AM GLAD I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG
AND BROWN WAS A TREE!
Lord Mandy of Marrarsekesh
· 10 months ago
Pope "I hear all you Scottish Presbyterians are closet queers"
Gay Gordon "Ooh you are awful!"
Dunblane D Notice
· 10 months ago
Gordo 'I hear you Germans like sausage. Would you like a taste of mine?'
Benedict "I prefer bratwurst to haggis, you Scotch poof"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
The onlooker:
'Count your fingers after that handshake, your Holiness'
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
SaaB in serious trouble From Sky News
Staff working for 80 dealerships in the UK are waiting to find out whether they will have a job in the next few weeks after the move.
Saab was jettisoned by its owner, car giant General Motors, today after GM said it was not prepared to plough any more cash into the firm.
Cardinal Chunder
· 10 months ago
Do you still believe in your invisible friend?
Fuck off. Do you still believe Britain is best placed to weather the recession?
Rugfish
· 10 months ago
Hey up shift that photo to one where he looks his normal daft twatting self please because he's beginning to look like Superman!
Or is it the mass hypnotic therapy he's been using on me?
Also, I agree with others. Please get rid of the fucking moderator as he's obviously reading porn instead of getting these blogs up in time. Cheers.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Jonah: Its so lovely to meet you Chief Rabbi.......I see Rangers got a tremendous victory last night........would you take your hat off in my office....just fetch me a G&T please garcon.....so lovely to meet you your holiness - I'm so glad they picked you Pope Benedict and not that Awful Roland Ratzinger
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
"Hello, I am God's representative on Earth."
"Actually, Mr Brown, I think you will find that is my job description."
bozo the chump
· 10 months ago
Pope. Remind me to count my fingers when the cunt has left.
Lend us a tenner Benny. och! go on. I'll suck your dick.. I'm really good at it! I often suck my wifes.
No? Well fuck you then you nazi cunt.
emanter
· 10 months ago
Hello, I'm god and I saved the world.
Faux Cu
· 10 months ago
I didn't know ze vas a mason
That's one hell of a lot of ze
· 10 months ago
His Holiness says, via interpetor, So how does it feel having sold out your country in preparation for it to become an Islamic state, just to satisfy your ego and be Prime Minister for what amounts to a very short time in the history of a once great country.
Non of that diversity shit here, we stay Catholic and we stay Italian!
Funny how it goes, if it was not for Henry VIII and his take on family values and religion, you would probably still have a great country today.
Half eyed Scottish idiot
· 10 months ago
McGormless - I think I am going to dribble
Man in middle - Here's my hanky
Kindly old Jack helps Saint Ja
· 10 months ago
OT
Jack Straw seeks the chav vote in his bid to take over from Brown:
GB to Pope: Thank God for George Osborne, our electoral prospects would be more difficult without him.
Pope to GB: Yes, I know, the power of prayer is always underestimated. Take materialism for instance, it is vanishing as we speak.
Tra laa!
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: Very interesting to meet the Anti-Christ in the flesh - but what a lot of flesh! Is your Dad, Satan as big a bloater as you?
Oh & if Dezzy Drooper from LabourLost is reading this - go have a shower & hairwash.
Jon1
· 10 months ago
Pope:
"Ah so your last confession was in 1983 before you became a British MP. I see. God is always ready for sinners like you to repent and let me tell you now my child, that unless you repent, you, along with Britain, who you claim to lead, will perish. Now let us pray together. Dear heavenly father forgive us trespasses..."
Mr John Lyon CB - still going
· 10 months ago
Having given Gordon the P2 grip and received it in return, His Holiness feels free to speak frankly, so you are the one-eyed Scottish cunt that Mr Clarkson has told me so much about, now there's a man who would make a wonderfull Prime Minister.
Earthlet Nigel
· 10 months ago
Snot Gobbler," How much are indulgences these days? I have a few things I need to sort. Dolly being just one, and then there's a few I er....... Plenty of money though so name your price".
wv cashlept lovely
Gooey Blob
· 10 months ago
Pope: Jesus saves. Gordon: Not with HBOS, I hope.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
It's a great privilege to meet you I've long been an admirer of you and in your unshakeable and steadfast belief that you are bringing salvation to the World in these troubled times
Thank you -Your Holiness - it started in the USA you know !!!!
SteveS
· 10 months ago
Dollar rejected the BO up.Big things coming very soon.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Every-fucking-thing is going down the same path.
The day Guido is moderated is the day we are all worse off.
You didn't even print my entry for the Caption Competition - despite the fact that it had no obscenities.
Heel Robublind
· 10 months ago
The Holy Father's personal assistant keeps firm hold of the Papal purse and a watchful eye on the Pope's watch during a recent meeting with the notorious Scottish pickpocket Gordon Brown.
Stop the Waugh Coalition
· 10 months ago
Pope to Gordon: 'Do you think that Ambrose Silk's comments at 4.58 p.m., suggesting that Labour's MPs aren't materialistic, are disgusting hypocrisy?'
Gordon: 'You can't get the staff these days. But by the time this comment gets put up on Guido's thread he'll have knocked off for the weekend anyway and won't give a reply.'
NuLab - surely the sleaziest g
· 10 months ago
Gordon's PPS prepares to slip the Pope a £20 in the hope that he may say something nice about the Prime MInister for the Italian News.
The Pope being polite replies that for such a small amount he can guarantee nothing but on a personal level he will pray for the liar Jacqui Smith in the hope that she will not, in due course, spend too long in purgatory
Plenty
· 10 months ago
Pope: My sympathies Mr Brown for your country's turmoil. Have you come for your confession?
Brown (to himself) No, I'm praying they'll vote me in again, so I can bugger it up for another four years...It's all so f***** hysterical
(then to Pope:) Don't be Don't be your holiness, it's just a minor storm in a tea cup.
Desperate Derek
· 10 months ago
"Ambrose Silk said...
GB to Pope: Thank God for George Osborne, our electoral prospects would be more difficult without him.
Pope to GB: Yes, I know, the power of prayer is always underestimated. Take materialism for instance, it is vanishing as we speak.
Tra laa!"
February 20, 2009 4:58 PM
Very poor. Please do better.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Gordon kisses the ring.
Gooey Blob
· 10 months ago
I hear millions of catholics call you father. My colleague from the CSA would like to talk to you about that...
Wheeeeere's Dolly
· 10 months ago
Your Holiness, I am very interessted in the official Vatican line that the gas chambers never existed, I am thinking of installing some within my own police state, to finally finish of the white middle classes and rather hope that you will back me on this one.
cesars wife
· 10 months ago
GB: good morning your holiness
pope: good morning prime minister
GB :what a beautiful palace
pope:yes it has a great deal of history
GB: do you have any food
pope: yeah i think got the measure of this guy , double papal whopper with cheese , holy fries and mega gulpa blessed water
GB: no onions
pope :why do they make you cry
GB : is there a camera ?? ok ill have some
green giraffe
· 10 months ago
"Well, I've got this friend. He's got loads of problems - everybody hates him, he's been found out about his qualifications, he has uncontrollable outbursts of anger, delusions of grandeur, he's mentally unstable, obsessive and just can't let things go. The list goes on and on ... You couldn't pray for him, could you?"
"Sorry - are we talking about you or Dolly?"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Gordon" ...and then she said, despite me leaving him and being found guilty I still believe him innocent ! "
Pope" No way man..some people will believe anything ! "
Gordon " Thats nothing have you heard the one about the sisters spare room and £116,000 "
Pope " To right I have, are all the people you work with mired in sleaze ? "
Gordon " errr....."
The only Tory in the Village
· 10 months ago
Papa: 'Ah, you're the one-eyed, Scottish, idiot, heretic!'
Socialist s**t bag: 'Screw you Pappy, you obviously haven't heard about the curse that doth fall upon all who meet me!'
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Gordo "Och as I was saying Your Holiness, I am Superman and will save the world. By the way my mate Alistair's a wizz with finances perhaps you'd like him to take a look at your investments". Translator "The fat man says he's not going to stop singing until everybody believes it was all America's fault" Pope "I vatch da news, the fat one eyed poof will get fuck all from me, I've already rescinded his prayers for some green shoots of recovery, the little fat cunt will have to suffer like the rest of us".
Anna Raccoon
· 10 months ago
Anybody else noticed that picture of Gordon Brown - his expression is identical to those Guy Fawkes masks doing the rounds.......
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Gorgon Brown "Where did you get your clothes? People won't notice when I piss myself in that!"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Now that we are REALLY SKINT as a nation do we qualify to stay in the G7 and are we legible to host the G20 summit..
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Gorgon Brown "As I have saved the world, I've come for my saint-hood"
Ambrose Silk
· 10 months ago
Stop the Waugh Coalition said... February 20, 2009 5:18 PM
If you would like to know, and since you are not rampantly abusive, I am not suggesting that Labour MP's or supporters or voters or anyone is less materialistic than another. I am praying for all of us to be less materialistic. Because materialism is so boring. Thankfully it looks like there will be no avoiding it.
Tra laa!
ferengi
· 10 months ago
Pope: I thought it was tomorrow I was seeing the retards.
Tra laa
davefromluton
· 10 months ago
Pope: I'm sorry Gordon. Although Jesus Christ could raise Lazarus from the dead, even Jesus can't revive New Labour
rupert dalrymple
· 10 months ago
McTwat: I'd like to try some Quantitative Easing.
Pope: Ooh you are awful....and nobody likes you.
So17
· 10 months ago
'Now Cardinal,before I meet the pope and fuck it up, remind me. Dont mention the war or that other thing with alterboys, is that right?'
'Meezta Brown, dis Is de Pope'
'Och shit, wot have I furkin done noo'
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pull my finger.
Faux Cu
· 10 months ago
El Papa
Aha Herr Brown, You come from the country that is famous for its reformation?
Will you allow your fellow Scots a referendum?
GB
Fuck off you imposter
Silvio Envelopus Talli
· 10 months ago
YHEWRUSALAAMi
Guy Herbert
· 10 months ago
The two infallible powers - the pope and bullshit.
marvin the kangaroo
· 10 months ago
"Ambrose Silk said...
Stop the Waugh Coalition said... February 20, 2009 5:18 PM
If you would like to know, and since you are not rampantly abusive, I am not suggesting that Labour MP's or supporters or voters or anyone is less materialistic than another. I am praying for all of us to be less materialistic. Because materialism is so boring. Thankfully it looks like there will be no avoiding it.
Tra laa!
February 20, 2009 6:00 PM"
So who do you think has been the biggest spender and credit blagger of them all, you dozy trollop? Go on have a guess.
Bill Quango MP
· 10 months ago
You were appointed to the position by your party..so was I!
You saved the world..so did I!
You have a tiny army..so do I! This is amazing. What else?
You have your own bank..So do I..Lots of them!
You have never been with a woman!..This is just uncanny..
Herr Von Pugwash
· 10 months ago
BROON: "Did you say you was married to one?"
H.JUGEND: "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
Word Ver: Pannica (on the streets of nottingham, panic on the streets on Bham... )
Half The Story
· 10 months ago
No, no not the greenhouse..............
Cardinal del Monte
· 10 months ago
BROWN: "I am the Saviour of the World" POPE: "Do not blaspheme in my presence...."
Bleep
· 10 months ago
Watch it - I suck and blow.
dheigham
· 10 months ago
"Did you really pardon Tony Blair for all his sins against me?"
Vazeline® - The slipperiest su
· 10 months ago
Mr Brown, please, I beg of you, stop those fiendish pseudo scientific experiments in your country, where you produce clones called 'dolly' and worse, those awful, I am told they are called NuLabor wimmin, that are so obviously cloned, they are very scary!
Mandelson whacked
· 10 months ago
ot
What's happened to the news story about Peter Mandelson being hit by a shoe thrown at him by somebody in a car park today? It was mentioned on Talk Sport and on the Sky site briefly but now disappeared and not mentioned on tonights news programmes.
Do they still have D notices over stuff the government don't want you to hear about?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Brown: "Your Holiness"
Pope " Call an election ! "
Daily Referendum
· 10 months ago
In a massive U-turn, the Pope changes his mind on contraception.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Ambrose Silk: Since you do not wish to follow the path of Materialism Can I have your money !
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Brown 'has confidence' in Jowell
Ms Jowell is Olympics minister in Gordon Brown's government Gordon Brown has said he supports Tessa Jowell, after her estranged husband was convicted of accepting a bribe from Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi.
Shes's toast!
Mummy
· 10 months ago
Chill your Holiness.......we only banned those other fuckers because they 'thought' bad things. Rumour has it you've got the ok from the Big Man upsatairs so what you think is like, totally different from those other bigoted, homophobic, racist twats. Of course your welcome in the UK and obviously we wouldn't turn you away at the airport because, like, your thoughts have been sanctioned by God, So that, like, makes it cool.
Andrew B
· 10 months ago
caption entry
... you know, I saved the world without having to die.
ma si muore in ogni pmq
... no pmqs don't count.
Kinderling
· 10 months ago
"My aid has a gun, Your Eminence, and my Enforcement Officers surround the building.." "What is it you want?" "Pay to get your car unclamped like everyone else!"
NU LABOUR NU DANGER
· 10 months ago
Front Page The Independent
Revealed: the full extent of Labour's curbs on civil liberties
Audit report highlights 'permanent erosion' of freedoms since 1997 By Michael Savage, Political Correspodent Friday, 20 February 2009
'We have lived under one of the most authoritarian ages in living memory,' says Shami Chakrabarti of Liberty The full extent of state powers to detain people without charge, cover up Government errors, hold the DNA of the innocent and share personal data between public bodies has been revealed in a devastating analysis of the erosion of civil liberties in Britain over the past decade.
Almost 60 new powers contained in more than 25 Acts of Parliament have whittled away at freedoms and broken pledges set out in the Human Rights Act and Magna Carta, according to a new audit of laws introduced since Labour came to power in 1997. The dossier, compiled by the Convention on Modern Liberty, criticises police powers to detain terror suspects for 28 days without charge, new stop-and-search powers handed to police (allowing them to stop people without reason at airports and other designated areas), and restrictions on the right of peaceful protest.
JPT
· 10 months ago
Gordon says: 'I've saved the world economy your holiness - what have you ever done?'
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Right - I paid the money; now tell Scottish Catholics to start voting Labour again.
Red Wedge
· 10 months ago
Labour supporters you've got to fight for what you want and fight for all that you believe and It's right to fight for what we want to live the way we please. As long as we have done our best then no one can do more and life and love and happiness ere well worth fighting for. We should never count the cost or worry that we'll fall, it's better to have fought and lost than not have fought at all.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
SALEM INT
Dr Blue
· 10 months ago
GB "Was asking Derek Draper to run LabourList a mortal or a venial sin?"
simon r
· 10 months ago
Pope - "Are you here to give me my FISCAL STIMULUS"
Gordon - "Yeah, bend over while I just grease up my forearm..."
simon r
· 10 months ago
Gordon - "You know, if you REALLY loved me you would have swallowed"
Pope - "mmmppphh mmphh mphhmpphh mmmph"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
@Anna Racoon 17.53: So now we know where all our money went, plastic surgery & Botox for Birthday Boy.
Anton du Beke
· 10 months ago
Anonytwat @3:55
I know he's a kraut you fucking moron.
And he lives in The Vatican, innit?
So he speaks Italian along with 55 other languages, cos he's clever, know what I mean?
Unlike you, you perfectly useless cunt.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Troll Alert - Red Wedge is at it again. Why don't you go cheer 'em up at LabourLost or Labour.org? I'm sure they'd love your cheery enthusiasm. Wouldn't they? Oh, they don't want to vote for Gordon either?
DRAPERBOT-X83458758
· 10 months ago
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A self-loving, over-scented cl
· 10 months ago
RACIST!
freeman
· 10 months ago
Greetings your Holinest. How can I help you solve the world's problems?
Beowulff
· 10 months ago
"We will do everything in our power to see that you get another good bonus from the bankrupted peasants of Angleland this year, Papa" "Bene, Bene. Who is he again?" "He’s the one that saved the world, Papa." "I thought you said he fucked the heathen Anglelanders" "He did that as well Papa" "Then why doesn’t he look like that lunatic in the film" "That was another Scottes person, Papa. By the way he says, ‘Can you lend him a couple of Euros for the bus fare back. He’s a bit short at the moment"
Ratzinger Tower Burger
· 10 months ago
Gordon: No more kiddie fiddling or Jew bashing, alright!?
Hitler Youth Pope: You cold hearted calivinist.
JULIAN BRAY UK speaker/moderat
· 10 months ago
Brown: Ah Michael Winner! So good to finally meet you! Don't go away..I've got to see some old fogey in the next room and hand over a few of my Dads sermons. I should be through in say 10 minutes, why don't we have a spot of lunch at the Cavaleri Hotel? You can get your secretary Geraldine to take my picture and put it in your next column!
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
24 hours to live !
Trying just that bit harder to
· 10 months ago
Congratulations I see that you also have taken a starring role in the OldFartsYoungTarts.com website
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Lord Mandy hit on the head by someones smelly old trainer. Serves the cunt right LOL
Welcome to Brown Britain.
· 10 months ago
Brown: Your Holiness, I have been waiting so long to say that I cannot see you in the same way since I saw the photographs of you in the lederhosen with the swastika armbands.
Pope: cunt
dothydra
· 10 months ago
Red Wedge.
"As long as we have done our best then no one can do more and life and love and happiness ere well worth fighting for."
Thanks to that one eyed twat, it looks as if we've all lost the fucking battle.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
OMO
OMO ADDS BRICHT BRICHT BRICHTNESS
Sparky
· 10 months ago
Would a collective noun of cnuts be a Hoon of cnuts?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Gordon: Did you know Pope Benedict VI was strangled to death in 974?
Pope: Is that what you use those cheap snot covered ties for?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Guido,
Derek has gone down the pub.
It's taken 30 minutes for my blog to appear.
BTW - he's got tons of typos on his website anyway.
Regards
The Pope
DiscoveredJoys
· 10 months ago
GB: "Gissa job your Popeness"
Blaad
· 10 months ago
You wanker. I asked you not to come!
A horrible, snivelling, lying,
· 10 months ago
I can gi' ye five minutes of ma' time free, - after that ye'll have to pay!
pp
· 10 months ago
Youve been praying for 'jane goody'?
No wonder it isn't working you idiot, its JADE, got that? JADE.
Gordon Brownout
· 10 months ago
What a turd. Ambrose Silk's parody Pompous Sulk posts at February 20, 2009 1:43 PM
Pompous Sulk said... Tedium..yawn..something about Tories....irrelevant totally off topic phrase with a smug word like "magniloquent." Arid attempt at a caption along the lines of "Have you seen George Osbourne? "No he's at the Bullingdon toff club" banal sign off Tra La teh Doh.
OK
Then the Silk the troll strolls along at February 20, 2009 4:58 PM and drivels..
Ambrose Silk said... GB to Pope: Thank God for George Osborne, our electoral prospects would be more difficult without him. Pope to GB: Yes, I know, the power of prayer is always underestimated. Take materialism for instance, it is vanishing as we speak. Tra laa!
The foolish troll is a caricature of himself! The silly little prick.
call an election
· 10 months ago
Brown: Have you seen Nick Robinson ?
Pope: I was going to ask you the same thing !
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Will St Jade Goddy make it to her wedding night now Jonah Brown has given her his blessing?
Ah Herr Braun, Hitler (Austrian) took 12 years to totally destroy Germany after becoming Chancellor, whereas you (Scot) have managed to do the same to England in just 11.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHEREABOUTS IN THE ATTIC THAT PORTABLE CHIMMNEYS KEPT YOU MIGHT NEED IT IN A MINUTE.
pigs in space
· 10 months ago
Virgin birth ... no problem, Walking on water ... easy, Resurrection from the dead ... straightforward...
rescuing the British economy after your mismanagement .... no fucking chance
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
The time for debate is over. We need to stop talking and start acting. Better yet, we need to challenge the present and enrich the future. Let us note first of all that Mr. Derek Draper's minions are quick to point out that because Derek is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, he is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Derek is a victim of his own success—a success that enables Derek to reap a whirlwind of destroyed marriages, damaged children, and, quite possibly, a globe-wide expression of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. I should note that it is our responsibility to ourselves, to our posterity, to our ancestors, and to the God of Nature, which made us what we are, to get us out of the hammerlock that he is holding us in. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if he finds a way to manufacture and compile daunting lists of imaginary transgressions committed against him. It behooves all of us to understand that outrage pounded in my temples when I first realized that Mr. Derek Draper wants to promote solipsism's traits as normative values to be embraced. Period, finis, and Q.E.D.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: This isn't the hand you pick your nose with, is it?
Snotty: No Tony, that's the other one. (This one's been up Mandelson though)
Mitch
· 10 months ago
man in a dress meets man in a nappy,nothing changes.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
"Tell me Herr Braun, how can zer toilet be zer basis of British cultural humour, as opposed to being a mundane und functional item for us Germans?"
"Och, Ye ken tha' Ah dinna use the toilet. Ah just use mah underpants."
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Holy Ben meets wholly bent.
Revealations
· 10 months ago
Can you see your way to recommending having this book banned like Mein Kampf your Holiness, it's rather embarasing, you see, it's all true.
Hey Dolly, could you do us a favour and go through this lot and pick out the best captions again this week please? Would save so much time. Ta muchly - I'm shagged if I can be bothered.
Julian
· 10 months ago
Your Holiness, about this curse I seem to have ....
ConversioMorum
· 10 months ago
GB: I've been told that on occasions like this it's normal to make an attempt at conversion, to sign up a celeb to the cause. Pope: Sorry, I'm not interested in joining the Labour Party.
Tuscan Tony
· 10 months ago
"Are you a Pope in the Vatican or at the Vatican? I only ask because my IT guru Dolly said there was a big difference...
Max
· 10 months ago
(At 12.03am) For goodness sake someone get them to let go of Red Wedgie's underpants. The man is clearly suffering.
Herr Schicklgruber
· 10 months ago
I have to say that you're taller and, errrr, whiter than I imagined you to be, Mr Mugabe
Mitch
· 10 months ago
Vatican banker meets merchant banker.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: Yes, I certainly am against contraception. However in your case Prime Minister I would make an exception.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope: I get tired of your English "Pope on a rope" jokes.
Brown: I hate the "dope on a rope" ones personally.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
"No," Mr Brown, "when they said you should kiss my ring, that's not what they meant"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
PM wishes Pope well....conclave to convene next week, just in case
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Gizz a job, Pope"
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Brown " Father, forgive me"
Pope " Oh my son, it's not the first time. Many years ago we too blew up the British economy "
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Attendant readies his Holinesses Wetones Handwipes as precaution after Pope shakes hands with Brown
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope "When Cormac Murphy O'Connor goes, we have a real live one for you ..... what's his name?"
Assistant "Williamson, your Holiness"
Pope "Yes, given the state of Britain I hear he will be very popular"
Gordo the Goner
· 10 months ago
'Ello Popey Rupert
Setion D Notice
· 10 months ago
The moment I wake up
When I've put on my make-up
I say a little prayer for yooou
wv ploat (political gloat or political scrote).
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Pope " Ah Gordon, I fully understand your problem. we learned many years ago that's its wise not to let women play too wide a role in the organisation. That Joan of Arc was almost as bad as Harriet"
Mike H
· 10 months ago
Do I kiss your ring, or do you kiss mine?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Jesus assures me that you are a cunt.
Das Pope
· 10 months ago
You look a bigger C**T than me!
Anon, to avoid the wrath of Do
· 10 months ago
Just to deeply offend Dolly
Pope to Garcon
Did you manage to get that offensive troll Dolly off out of the Vatican?
Garcon Blatently ignoring Jonah: Yep Papa, but we needed a crowbar to get him off of Jonah's ringpiece
Second offensive comment
Garcon: PAPA!! dont touch Jonah, you have no idea where that hand has been, he could have been fisting Dolly
Offensive enough?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
'Whatever you do don't mention Gollies. I mentioned them one but I think I got away with it'
All Comments
I think that you will find that attaching weights to it will stop your unatural urges.
Pope: Do I shit in the woods?
Is he doing a "Tim, nice but dim" impression?
Fucking wanker. Fuck off.
WV unpant - how appropriate!
"not at all bad thankyou Pope Bendict, thanks for asking"
No, the Pope's, not that one!!
2. Dope and a Pope
One of the funniest things in recent times.
"That's nothing. I saved the world"
Interpreter: "Eee seyz eee woud lika contract killin for Harryetta Hamen"
Pope: "So wouda I...take care of it pronto"
"Did you, Prime Minister?
You seem to be a little cold. Come along, I'm sure we can find you a nice warm fire"...
Eh, Ragazzo, sono il Papa, not Jimmy fucking Saville. Now piss off back to Scotland you heathen one-eyed twat.
Pope Benedict XVI: I heard you were coming so I took it off.
Bloke on left: "Sorry, Mr Grout."
Bloke in middle: (Thinks) "Oh, dear, I think I've cum. Where's my hankie"
Word ver is dammit hell ... well actually damiddel, but it's close.
No the Jews have executed them all. Do you keep in touch with your old friends Prime Mentalist?
Never had any.
Though I presume the odds have shortened somewhat
Pope: Like one second, my son.
Brown: Holy Father, what is a million Pounds like to you?
Pope: Like one penny, my son.
Brown: I am in serious debt, Holy father, can you please spare a penny?
God: Just a second.
The Devil says Hi and they are taking lots as to whose bitch you're going to be. I've heard Genghis has put in a high bid, so's Hitler and Hussein is showing some interest. However, Vlad the Impaler seems to be impressing ol' Satan with a lot of cash and some impressive things with red hot pokers....
God says that it might be a good idea not to make any plans this year, 58 is a difficult age."
Gordon "You didn't tell him I am, erm, was, damn it, oops sorry Your enimence, that I am not the Saviour of the world...?"
Pope: "Yes, Gordon, God was undecided until he heard that."
Gordon: "So if I took the job at the UN... perhaps?"
Pope: "Nope, too late, Blair's got that sewn up. History repeats itself it seems...."
Gordon: "bugger...."
Il Pape: "Indeed. It is an ecumenical matter."
Gay Gordon: "I'm not gay".
The Pope back " why dont you go home and resign you washed up presbyterian wanker. And take that useless cint of a pubic schoboy Daring with you - and those Alexander sisters, another pair of useless sons of the manse. In Rome we'd have beaten you to death by now and hung you and Sarah upside down in a Turin city sqaure for the people to come and kick the fuck out of"
Gordon back to Pope " I take it that's a no then?"
Pope. "Fuck off. At least I won a vote to get mine."
"Not at all, I just thought that whilst you're here meeting me you're not free to be screwing anything else up, are you?"
Pope: "I'm 83 you know"
The Penguin
irrelevant totally off topic phrase with a smug word like "magniloquent."
Arid attempt at a caption along the lines of
"Have you seen George Osbourne?
"No he's at the Bullingdon toff club"
banal sign off
Tra La teh Doh.
Brown : "Ratzinger don't dominus me -I am an atheist and am using this visit to trawl the Scottish Catholic vote."
You haven't got a prayer.
Pape: "Yes. Like Mr Cameron's fine suit of clothes! He's stark bollock naked. Am I allowed to say that? Tebbit? Can I say that??"
PO: "Zukünftig Zyklop-Junge können Sie mich Ihren Vater nennen, verstehen?"
PM: "Javol, mein Führer! Und ich Gewohnheit sage Derek Draper dass Ihr ein Rassist."
PO: "He's a twatty bum boy."
He's just posted this!
"All my fans might want to buy OK! and see me looking cool and handsome next to the Mrs. - or maybe not ;) "
wv: cultic -no, really. Spooky.
'Yes, Your Holiness.'
.....I was kind of elected"
wv: verbopro
We used the cover of a prospective student / grad using the Wright certification.
This is what I have been told;
Hi G -
Sorry it's been such a lengthy delay in checking this out. Been grading and trying to shake a hideous cold (which has made grading just that much worse - for the kiddos too, I imagine). Some issues about Wright Institute:
1) An MA in Clinical Psych is not worth a whole helluva a lot. Is this for employment? Is this for admissions? If for employment, this is a weekend only program that has only 3 weekend meetings for class (It doesn't matter that they meet for 9 hours on end - no one learns that way). If this is for admissions, really zoom in on WHY the applicant wants to leave Wright and get a degree somewhere else. I can guarantee that her (or his, but I'll just use her for the rest of the message) motive is more in line with making the world safe for puppies, flowers and promoting diversity than it does with anything that would actually be productive.
2) This is a place associated with UCBerkeley and is therefore wildly left of center. If this matters ...
3) You'll have to judge this person based on something other than a transcript. The grades will not be a real reflection of the performance of the student since (quoting the faculty website),
"The Wright Institute feels that evaluating students in a thoughtful, constructive way promotes intellectual growth and clinical potential." and "Open dialogue among students, faculty and administrative staff about the process as well as the content of learning is encouraged."
This is standardly identifiable double-speak. It means, first, that giving a student a failing grade or less than an A for work done in a course would be detrimental to self-esteem and runs the risk of cutting short her learning potential (and this place was also founded by a man who wanted to tap into the unbridled life-long learning potential as a means to psychological growth and so naturally the faculty will not want to truncate the growth of its own students). And the second quote means that if the student did receive a less than A grade, then she would have open to her the means to talk (whine) her way through the faculty till someone simply told the original prof to just give the damn A. You'll have to go off of conference participation, references, publication, copy of thesis, etc. It actually looks like a thesis is not necessary for the MA, which also leans towards the "meaningless degree" label.
4) The entire faculty is drawn SOLELY from the clinical psychology community of the San Francisco Bay area. Further, there are only 6 faculty members who earned degrees outside the state of CA. Our grad schools are excellent if the field is science, physics, medicine. If its a social science, its generally viewed as ... well, not good (too fluffy touchy feely ... even for most academics). Additionally, out of the 44 faculty members, 24 received their degrees from the Wright Institute itself (not good - too incestuous and also could mean they couldn't get other jobs).
All in all, if this is a candidate for employment, I would suggest some 'on-the-job' eval. If it's for a teaching post, have her teach a class and observe. If it's for another position, I would suggest having her write a mock proposal or something or someway to evaluate skills before offering a position. More likely than not, if this person is touting her association with the Wright Institute and that's at Berkeley as though this should be as self-explanatory of her qualifications as an MBA from Harvard, I would be very concerned. If this is a student applying for a PhD program or to work with one of your programs in order to build up 'street-cred' for applying to a PhD program, then I would still be HUGELY wary. This person is likely to believe that folks involved in violent civil conflict (aka, guns and mines and war and stuff), have lost sight of the joys of learning and exploration that they had as children and will therefore want to work with them so that they could reclaim their proper relation to their inner child and cease their hatreds. And I guess our inner children must just be toast because we think that's bullshit.
Okay, so there's the breakdown. Back to grading.
Lacky stands by to wipe the stench off His Holiness' hand.
Which one thinks he is infallible?
Pope: The corruption hadn't progressed so far in Lazarus
Sorry your Holiness, it was my mistake. That's Gordon Brown not a bottle of Bourbon Crown.
AH (C)
McBroon: It wasnae me
"Bugger, just pissed myself again anyone got a hanky?...oh yes... thanks!?"
Pope: Tell her to go F*** herself.
Brown: She already does.
wv: properho. As opposed to a non-proper one?
TRA LA LA LAH....
TRA LA LA LAH....
TRA LA LA LAHHHH LA LA LAH!!!!!!
" Red one had bogeys on so l took this one from Dave"
"Thieving Scottish bastard!"
"Well done your Holiness, you have caught the bastard who knicked the collection takings. He kept muttering 'My country needs every penny, it's the correct thing to do'".
There's ten of us for dinner - and food enough for five.
He revels in the misery of others to further his cartels evil agenda of deciept and corruption that has endured for far too long.
They preach about the aiding the poor and sick yet furnish thier own lives with the trappings of wealth and power at the expense of those they are supposed to assist.
Truly evil incarnate.
The other man...
is the Pope.
I hate to say it, but all this moderation mallarkey & nonsense is stifling the site.
I have checked back three times in the past twenty minutes & no updates.
The vibrancy of debate is a vital asset on this blog, & I for one do not want to see it lose its edge because of......well, what exactly?
Please, get back to being "the free press" - its what you & we do best.
Thanks
Ah, 2.30 - G & T for me.
Regards
RRW (Mrs)
wv: messatat
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23648172-details/Straw+is+favourite+with+voters+to+take+over+from+Brown/article.do
Yes Mr Brown - My new acolyte blair asked if he could meet you under the bridge?
Snot: No, never.
It dosent even see to make the main news now. Knife crime under control and falling, yeah right
"Two teenagers stabbed to death in London
Two teenagers were stabbed to death in separate incidents in Stratford and Wealdstone on Thursday night, police have said"
McBust: "Yes, your hoolyness. I wrote to Jim'll Fix It and asked if ah could meet other world leaders who would tak me seriously"
von Pontiff: "I fear you haff been misled, Herr Braun. Ve vill do the photoshoot und then you can - how you say? - 'boil your heid'"
A German doctor said: "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can
take a kidney out of one patient, put it in another and have them looking for work in six weeks".
A French doctor said: "That’s nothing. We can take a lung from one person and put it in another and have them looking for work in 4 weeks".
The English doctor said: "That’s nothing. We can take an arsehole
from Scotland, put him in Number 10 and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours."
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3373686/browns-pfi-dilemma.thtml
I would recommend to wear the cilice around the knob, I find it really takes ones mind off things...
Brown - 'Buggered if I know'
Gordon: "Er, hello your Royal Popeliness. Er, I was, I was, I was, just saying to David Cameron yesterday that we'll have to do something soon or we'll ALL be bankrupt not just the hapless consumers"
Pope: "Tell Dave when you see him if he needs another backhander to keep supporting the Lisbon Treaty, I'll be sending father O'Donnelly here over to see him next month"
Gordon: "Er, yes, yes, yes, P-P-P-Popeliness, and thank you, and may I say you look rather fetching in your new dress today".
Pope: "Right okay you bumbling halfwit, just fuck off will you and get them rates up like I said! I have Bill Clinton, George and Tony and Joker Face waiting outside to receive my blessings. Must crack on lad. Now let me know if I can be of any help.- Hail Mary mother of grace etc, etc, etc."
Pope to father O'Donnelly as Gordon is leaving: "Tell that twat the next time he wants to visit he'll have to make an appointment like the rest of them" !!
(Is the Scotchman with the broken calculator wearing makeup again?)
Il Pontif: I had all my money in Iceland you shit. You're not getting out of here alive.
I don't expect a refund but will certainly be visiting less.
Pre-moderation kills any momentum.
Thanks for the memories though.
OK with you if I mark up this trip to Rome on my expenses form under the heading of 'other / religious' ?
What do my lips say ?
or
'Would you buy a used car off any of these men?'
or
"Oh, so you are in the Freemasons as well?"
or
"Oh, you look so much thinner than in your cartoons"
"Thank you Prime Minister"
The Pope then drops dead.
GB: Great. If he saves arseholes, he can probably help me.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/not-even-i-believe-that-shit%2c-pope-tells-brown-200902201592/
He's German. He might well have said the second bit though.
Pope - 'Fuck me, there's no fucking absolution that would cover a monumental fuck up like that...
Pope: "You're the Prime Minister of Great Britain? I thought you'd be slimmer."
Guy in the middle: "No! No! Don't touch him your holiness..."
Pope : You're really crap.
Brown : Can you lend me some money then?
I have this curse.
wv - monions - Government money - it makes you cry.
I'm very goo' wi' ta' money ye ken - wo'd ye like any financial advisin' while I'm here the noo ?
Brown "But I'm married now"
Pope "You're still a raving bumboy"
I SHALL NOT WORK.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,
I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.
BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,
I AM GLAD I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG
AND BROWN WAS A TREE!
Gay Gordon "Ooh you are awful!"
Benedict "I prefer bratwurst to haggis, you Scotch poof"
'Count your fingers after that handshake, your Holiness'
From Sky News
Staff working for 80 dealerships in the UK are waiting to find out whether they will have a job in the next few weeks after the move.
Saab was jettisoned by its owner, car giant General Motors, today after GM said it was not prepared to plough any more cash into the firm.
Fuck off. Do you still believe Britain is best placed to weather the recession?
Or is it the mass hypnotic therapy he's been using on me?
Also, I agree with others.
Please get rid of the fucking moderator as he's obviously reading porn instead of getting these blogs up in time. Cheers.
"Actually, Mr Brown, I think you will find that is my job description."
When did Wee Jimmy Krankie join the Brown Bunch?
http://www.politicshome.com/Landing.aspx?Blog=6208&perma=link
No? Well fuck you then you nazi cunt.
So how does it feel having sold out your country in preparation for it to become an Islamic state, just to satisfy your ego and be Prime Minister for what amounts to a very short time in the history of a once great country.
Non of that diversity shit here, we stay Catholic and we stay Italian!
Funny how it goes, if it was not for Henry VIII and his take on family values and religion, you would probably still have a great country today.
Man in middle - Here's my hanky
Jack Straw seeks the chav vote in his bid to take over from Brown:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1150306/Jack-Straw-extraordinary-help-Jade-Goody-lifting-grooms-wedding-night-curfew.html
Thank God for George Osborne, our electoral prospects would be more difficult without him.
Pope to GB:
Yes, I know, the power of prayer is always underestimated. Take materialism for instance, it is vanishing as we speak.
Tra laa!
Oh & if Dezzy Drooper from LabourLost is reading this - go have a shower & hairwash.
"Ah so your last confession was in 1983 before you became a British MP.
I see. God is always ready for sinners like you to repent and let me tell you now my child, that unless you repent, you, along with Britain, who you claim to lead, will perish. Now let us pray together. Dear heavenly father forgive us trespasses..."
wv cashlept lovely
Gordon: Not with HBOS, I hope.
Thank you -Your Holiness - it started in the USA you know !!!!
The day Guido is moderated is the day we are all worse off.
You didn't even print my entry for the Caption Competition - despite the fact that it had no obscenities.
Gordon: 'You can't get the staff these days. But by the time this comment gets put up on Guido's thread he'll have knocked off for the weekend anyway and won't give a reply.'
The Pope being polite replies that for such a small amount he can guarantee nothing but on a personal level he will pray for the liar Jacqui Smith in the hope that she will not, in due course, spend too long in purgatory
Brown (to himself) No, I'm praying they'll vote me in again, so I can bugger it up for another four years...It's all so f***** hysterical
(then to Pope:) Don't be Don't be your holiness, it's just a minor storm in a tea cup.
GB to Pope:
Thank God for George Osborne, our electoral prospects would be more difficult without him.
Pope to GB:
Yes, I know, the power of prayer is always underestimated. Take materialism for instance, it is vanishing as we speak.
Tra laa!"
February 20, 2009 4:58 PM
Very poor. Please do better.
pope: good morning prime minister
GB :what a beautiful palace
pope:yes it has a great deal of history
GB: do you have any food
pope: yeah i think got the measure of this guy , double papal whopper with cheese , holy fries and mega gulpa blessed water
GB: no onions
pope :why do they make you cry
GB : is there a camera ?? ok ill have some
"Sorry - are we talking about you or Dolly?"
Pope" No way man..some people will believe anything ! "
Gordon " Thats nothing have you heard the one about the sisters spare room and £116,000 "
Pope " To right I have, are all the people you work with mired in sleaze ? "
Gordon " errr....."
Socialist s**t bag: 'Screw you Pappy, you obviously haven't heard about the curse that doth fall upon all who meet me!'
Translator "The fat man says he's not going to stop singing until everybody believes it was all America's fault"
Pope "I vatch da news, the fat one eyed poof will get fuck all from me, I've already rescinded his prayers for some green shoots of recovery, the little fat cunt will have to suffer like the rest of us".
"Where did you get your clothes? People won't notice when I piss myself in that!"
"As I have saved the world, I've come for my saint-hood"
February 20, 2009 5:18 PM
If you would like to know, and since you are not rampantly abusive, I am not suggesting that Labour MP's or supporters or voters or anyone is less materialistic than another. I am praying for all of us to be less materialistic. Because materialism is so boring. Thankfully it looks like there will be no avoiding it.
Tra laa!
Tra laa
Pope: Ooh you are awful....and nobody likes you.
Dont mention the war or that other thing with alterboys, is that right?'
'Meezta Brown, dis Is de Pope'
'Och shit, wot have I furkin done noo'
Aha Herr Brown, You come from the country that is famous for its reformation?
Will you allow your fellow Scots a referendum?
GB
Fuck off you imposter
Stop the Waugh Coalition said...
February 20, 2009 5:18 PM
If you would like to know, and since you are not rampantly abusive, I am not suggesting that Labour MP's or supporters or voters or anyone is less materialistic than another. I am praying for all of us to be less materialistic. Because materialism is so boring. Thankfully it looks like there will be no avoiding it.
Tra laa!
February 20, 2009 6:00 PM"
So who do you think has been the biggest spender and credit blagger of them all, you dozy trollop? Go on have a guess.
You saved the world..so did I!
You have a tiny army..so do I!
This is amazing. What else?
You have your own bank..So do I..Lots of them!
You have never been with a woman!..This is just uncanny..
H.JUGEND: "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
Word Ver: Pannica (on the streets of nottingham, panic on the streets on Bham... )
POPE: "Do not blaspheme in my presence...."
and worse, those awful, I am told they are called NuLabor wimmin, that are so obviously cloned, they are very scary!
What's happened to the news story about Peter Mandelson being hit by a shoe thrown at him by somebody in a car park today? It was mentioned on Talk Sport and on the Sky site briefly but now disappeared and not mentioned on tonights news programmes.
Do they still have D notices over stuff the government don't want you to hear about?
Pope " Call an election ! "
Ms Jowell is Olympics minister in Gordon Brown's government
Gordon Brown has said he supports Tessa Jowell, after her estranged husband was convicted of accepting a bribe from Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi.
Shes's toast!
... you know, I saved the world without having to die.
ma si muore in ogni pmq
... no pmqs don't count.
"What is it you want?"
"Pay to get your car unclamped like everyone else!"
Revealed: the full extent of Labour's curbs on civil liberties
Audit report highlights 'permanent erosion' of freedoms since 1997
By Michael Savage, Political Correspodent
Friday, 20 February 2009
'We have lived under one of the most authoritarian ages in living memory,' says Shami Chakrabarti of Liberty
The full extent of state powers to detain people without charge, cover up Government errors, hold the DNA of the innocent and share personal data between public bodies has been revealed in a devastating analysis of the erosion of civil liberties in Britain over the past decade.
Almost 60 new powers contained in more than 25 Acts of Parliament have whittled away at freedoms and broken pledges set out in the Human Rights Act and Magna Carta, according to a new audit of laws introduced since Labour came to power in 1997. The dossier, compiled by the Convention on Modern Liberty, criticises police powers to detain terror suspects for 28 days without charge, new stop-and-search powers handed to police (allowing them to stop people without reason at airports and other designated areas), and restrictions on the right of peaceful protest.
'I've saved the world economy your holiness - what have you ever done?'
Gordon - "Yeah, bend over while I just grease up my forearm..."
Pope - "mmmppphh mmphh mphhmpphh mmmph"
I know he's a kraut you fucking moron.
And he lives in The Vatican, innit?
So he speaks Italian along with 55 other languages, cos he's clever, know what I mean?
Unlike you, you perfectly useless cunt.
....
*BEEP*
A FATAL EXCEPTION 0E HAS OCCURRED AT 0828:BFF88112. THE CURRENT APPLICATION WILL BE TERMINATED
"Bene, Bene. Who is he again?"
"He’s the one that saved the world, Papa."
"I thought you said he fucked the heathen Anglelanders"
"He did that as well Papa"
"Then why doesn’t he look like that lunatic in the film"
"That was another Scottes person, Papa. By the way he says, ‘Can you lend him a couple of Euros for the bus fare back. He’s a bit short at the moment"
Hitler Youth Pope: You cold hearted calivinist.
Pope: cunt
"As long as we have done our best then no one can do more and life and love and happiness ere well worth fighting for."
Thanks to that one eyed twat, it looks as if we've all lost the fucking battle.
OMO
ADDS BRICHT BRICHT BRICHTNESS
Pope: Is that what you use those cheap snot covered ties for?
Derek has gone down the pub.
It's taken 30 minutes for my blog to appear.
BTW - he's got tons of typos on his website anyway.
Regards
The Pope
I can gi' ye five minutes of ma' time free, - after that ye'll have to pay!
No wonder it isn't working you idiot, its JADE, got that? JADE.
Pompous Sulk said...
Tedium..yawn..something about Tories....irrelevant totally off topic phrase with a smug word like "magniloquent."
Arid attempt at a caption along the lines of
"Have you seen George Osbourne?
"No he's at the Bullingdon toff club"
banal sign off
Tra La teh Doh.
OK
Then the Silk the troll strolls along at February 20, 2009 4:58 PM
and drivels..
Ambrose Silk said...
GB to Pope:
Thank God for George Osborne, our electoral prospects would be more difficult without him.
Pope to GB:
Yes, I know, the power of prayer is always underestimated. Take materialism for instance, it is vanishing as we speak.
Tra laa!
The foolish troll is a caricature of himself!
The silly little prick.
Pope: I was going to ask you the same thing !
http://gimpyblog.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/derek-draper-has-misled-his-patients-the-press-and-the-public-over-his-degree/
Labour are still in POWER and Gordon Brown is PRIME MINISTER
A day is a long time in politics, a YEAR is a very very long time
SO.........you lot can shut up, NOTHING you write makes any difference
I am wearing a Pope Thong...
Pope
I am wearing one with a brown ring...
http://advancedmediawatch.blogspot.com/2009/02/could-someone-please-pick-gordon-browns.html
Walking on water ... easy,
Resurrection from the dead ... straightforward...
rescuing the British economy after your mismanagement .... no fucking chance
Snotty: No Tony, that's the other one. (This one's been up Mandelson though)
"Och, Ye ken tha' Ah dinna use the toilet. Ah just use mah underpants."
Liberalism, Subversion, Fabianism and Keynesian Economics
Pope: Sorry, I'm not interested in joining the Labour Party.
Brown: I hate the "dope on a rope" ones personally.
Pope " Oh my son, it's not the first time. Many years ago we too blew up the British economy "
Assistant "Williamson, your Holiness"
Pope "Yes, given the state of Britain I hear he will be very popular"
When I've put on my make-up
I say a little prayer for yooou
wv ploat (political gloat or political scrote).
Pope to Garcon
Did you manage to get that offensive troll Dolly off out of the Vatican?
Garcon Blatently ignoring Jonah: Yep Papa, but we needed a crowbar to get him off of Jonah's ringpiece
Second offensive comment
Garcon: PAPA!! dont touch Jonah, you have no idea where that hand has been, he could have been fisting Dolly
Offensive enough?