Why would security call the minister to deal with a tramp?
Sounds made-up
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Spot on anonymous, more Prescott bullshit.
Still bullshit always baffled brains !!
MisterE
· 10 months ago
So Prescott used to work as a security guard before becoming a minister...?
Why the fuck would a minister of state be called to the door to take care of a tramp?? More like he was on his way to the pie shop when he spotted his junior minister being hassled at the door, if it happened at all...
Tuscan Tony
· 10 months ago
"That's no tramp, that's my junior munter - Derek Draper."
One presumes a blow was landed on Prezza by Chris Mullin to have provked this reaction. Sensitive plant, obviously.
Lola
· 10 months ago
Stones. Glass houses. they deserve each other. For my part they are now just an amuisng double act with no professional or political credibility.
Gareth
· 10 months ago
If only fatty Soames had landed his punch too.
Alan Clarke's Diary
· 10 months ago
Steward, bring me a large G & T (during Prezza's maiden speach in the house)
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
An American former flatmate of mine used to see a tramp on the street near her flat in Hampstead. Come Christmas, she tried to give him some money...
You guessed! It was Michael Foot, Leader of her Majesty's Opposition.
Muppet
· 10 months ago
These days, any reference to 'Prezza' is like the Gary Lineker sketch on the Fast Show.
"...Imagine that sweaty face above you in the throes of passion..."
And the closest he's ever come to bulimia is provoking it involuntarily in others.
ron vibentrop
· 10 months ago
Gin and Tonic please steward!
So17
· 10 months ago
Prescott was called to the front door by security in relation to a person who looked like a transvestite.Complete with a wig, too much lippy and a poor dress sense.
'Thats my Fooking wife' he said.
no more labour lies
· 10 months ago
Yeah it probably is bollocks. NuLabour has the nature of a viper and sees nothing wrong with lying if it is expedient to do so.
http://www.cctvstar.blogspot.com
Alfie
· 10 months ago
....or the day Prezza walked in with his flyhole open and his hands in his pockets...
"JP, is that a chippolata, or are you just glad to see me?" said Tracy.
Chipolatas 'r us
· 10 months ago
Chris Mullin seems to have hit Prescott in the chipolta zone.
Say, Prescott been down Rosie's lately? I hear you like to stay 'in contact' with staff. Keeps the old chipolata active since Pauline put you on short rations. You old goat.
You are using your blog, like that manic depressive bully boy Campbell, to rewrite your toxic cv.
The evil you and your lot inflicted on the underclass is your legacy. The only useful purpose you served was delivered in a glass.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Sounds as made up as those stupid stories about Jack Straw taking on muggers or burglars or was it rapists.....
Ambrose Silk
· 10 months ago
Silly people, Time for your thrill of the afternoon. Yes it's Countdown, isn't it? By the way there is a sense of tension, do you think some Conservative Party character is about to get hit by a political wrecking ball and make a big pussy bloody mess all over it's fake 'caring' PR puff of an image. Of course it's difficult to keep up the illusion when there are scraggly hunched up muts like you lot in the background. We shall see.
Tra laa!
Widow Twankie
· 10 months ago
In the early 90s, Peter Cook and his mate Rainbow George used to go round Hampstead inviting tramps to a party. The posse would then zoom in on the nearest supermarket, fill a trolley up with premium strength tinnies and go back to Cook Mansions for a moderated chat about "the meaning of life". After his demise his wife found a chest of drawers full of cassette tapes containing about 500 hours worth of drunken ramblings about the meaning of life punctuated by muffled swearing in the background and the sound of bottles being knocked over.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Moron. It's "woolly", not "wooly". No wonder he didn't get that bike.
Pies all round!
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Mr Mullin writes of July 2001 that a “member of the Blair inner circle” told him that then Chancellor Mr Brown was “mad, quite mad... obsessive, paranoid, secretive and lacking in personal skills”.
Mr Mullin is later told how Mr Brown used to ring up the then Labour Treasury committee chairman at midnight “incandescent with rage” and swearing if the reports deviated at all from the official line.
Buddy - can you spare a "
· 10 months ago
No wonder the the UK Economy is "fucked" if "Security" keep calling Ministers out of meetings to deal with "tramps" - although the way Gordon's bankrupting us nobody will be able to tell the difference soon !
mitch
· 10 months ago
Completely made-up load of bollocks.
pp
· 10 months ago
Jack Straw did give an evil mugger a scar...
He cut himself shaving.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Tracey Temple
Chalcedon
· 10 months ago
It would be bollox as you have to have a photo ID pass to get through security. A junior minister would have been a known face. Good story though.
Rab C. Nesbitt
· 10 months ago
They are all fucking tramps. The cunts.
Rab C. Nesbitt
· 10 months ago
Tra laa! Or some other bollox...
jgm2
· 10 months ago
Ambrose old boy, there are two 'm' s in 'mutts'. Do try and appear like you weren't educated in a state comprehensive. Daddy paid so much for your education and it's distressing for you to let him down so.
Kidney Bingoes
· 10 months ago
Of course it's difficult to keep up the illusion when there are scraggly hunched up muts like you lot in the background.
As opposed to internet tough guys like you coming on large from behind the keyboard. Better step out of the glass house before you start lobbing stones.
Incidentally, "mutts" has a double "T" you sub-literate chimp. You're plainly a product of the the NuLab education system...
jgm2
· 10 months ago
By the way there is a sense of tension, do you think some Conservative Party character is about to get hit by a political wrecking ball and make a big pussy bloody mess all over it's fake 'caring' PR puff of an image.
Dunno. Can't be half as big a political wrecking ball as the fucking mess Gordon Brown has made of the economy though. Can it?
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
News just in. Government is starting a new website to report its ideas on how to beat the depression!
Reports are also coming that that Ladbrokes have stopped taking bets on it crashing more quickly than the economy?
The Beast Of Clerkenwell
· 10 months ago
Prescott was probably told "There's a Tramp at the door for you"
He then rushed downstairs thinking that it was Tracey Temple ready to suck on the old Chipolata.
jgm2
· 10 months ago
Fuck! Busted. That'll be two 'T' s in mutts. Obviously. Rest still applies. As you were.
Derek Draper unplugged
· 10 months ago
Call me Dezza, please.
Manhose Puke
· 10 months ago
Prescott was, and is a joke, a Les Dawson figure that was inflicted upon the nation for internal Labour Party reasons.
Still he seems a loveable clown, a year or so into the blighted reign of Ghastly Gordon and his dwindling band of halfwits.
Parp parp!
Carlos
· 10 months ago
He's still a fat cunt, though.
WV - mings - Genius, the wv has a sense of humour!
jgm2
· 10 months ago
News just in. Government is starting a new website to report its ideas on how to beat the depression!
So they'll be pouring petrol on themselves and self-immolating live on TV? That'd certainly cheer me up and I wouldn't have to worry about the smell.
Frank Fartwell
· 10 months ago
No self-respecting tramp would be dead anywhere near Prezza's building...
Ambrose Silk
· 10 months ago
jgm2 said... February 23, 2009 3:28 PM Silly person, Give it up or you'll get a migraine again.
Consonant, please.
Tra laa!
Lord Allesley
· 10 months ago
Lord Allelsey was once at a dinner in a private room in the Palace of Westminster, during which a rather drunk friend left the room for a comfort break. Upon his return he entered with Mr Prescott in a bear hug. We then insisted that he have a chat with us. The banter was super, touching on Croquet etc. He was released when he claimed his wife was waiting for him and he was already in enough trouble with her. Lord Allelsey may hate his politics, and his party, he was however, a very good sport.
LA
Ambrose Silk
· 10 months ago
Kidney Bingoes said... February 23, 2009 3:28 PM
This is all you get.
Tra laa!
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
God I thought we would stop hearing from this fuckwit after 2007. Why can't he take his 2 jags, his 2 jabs and 2 shags and piss off back to Hull East.
Fucking monkey.
jgm2
· 10 months ago
No doubt the 'government' website will be simply a state-funded party political broadcast to blame the banks and the yanks for Gordon Brown's reckless trashing of the UK economy.
Watch for the old Labour/Brown lies ie 'started in America', 'irresponsible lending', 'do nothing' propaganda. All masquerading as dispassionate government information.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Shouldn't a socialist class-warrior who despises toffs and their privilege be a bit more sensitive to the plight of the homeless than to dismiss them as "tramps"?
Typical Labour hypocrite bastard.
trevorsden
· 10 months ago
Prescott os a turd - he should be in jail for his in office sexual shenanigans.
Pathetic.
Why do you give him air time?
He is odious in the extreme. Staring at a web cam ranting his usual idiotic guff is his limit.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Surely, even illegal immigrants, like those that get to work in the Home Office, would have been able to identify Prezza's bun-fetcher.
Sounds like 2 Chins has been overdosing on icing, recently.
Right Bastard
· 10 months ago
Ambrose Silk, nicknamed Thrush, because he's an irritating cunt.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
Bit like Alistair Campbell once trying to curry favour with the story of a little boy coming up, checking who he was and then saying, "My Dad really hates you" - an amusing anecdote originally recounted several years previously by one of the England rugby team.
As if kids on the street recognise government spin doctors...
repossessed house investor
· 10 months ago
Whatever happened to 2 jags and the repossessed houses scheme in Hull about 8 years ago. He said he would deck anyone who mentioned Dustbingate ever again, I wonder if he did ?
Long time lurker
· 10 months ago
One morning, back when I was working for old Two Jabs at his humbly-titled “Office of the Deputy Prime Minister”, security found a dead tramp in the Eland House loading bay.
I didn’t hear whether they phoned the man himself to dispose of the body.
Hazel's Ginger Minge
· 10 months ago
Ambrose you are clearly a twat, a NuLab stooge, and i don't want to encourage you, but you are slightly amusing today.
Max
· 10 months ago
Anyone know if the Prescott baby the so-called Pathfinder scheme is still buying up rows of period houses in the North East and North West and bulldozing them?
Not sure if anyone ever mentioned this to Treasury wonk Kate Barker who was in 2004 telling us about how many trillions of houses needed building and who has re-emerged today fronting a housebuilding organisation (telling us how many houses need building).
Just wondered if someone had pressed the stop button...
Gobby The Mutt - The Bulemia Y
· 10 months ago
Did I ever tell you about t'time I twatted him one for eatin' my fookin' pies?
Mitch
· 10 months ago
cant this wanker just waddle off into the bunset and die?
masher
· 10 months ago
ambrose Silk.2.59
"By the way there is a sense of tension, do you think some Conservative Party character is about to get hit by a political wrecking ball and make a big pussy bloody mess all over it's fake 'caring' PR puff of an image."
We're too busy living in the real world of financial mayhem caused by NuLiebore to bother with that shit.....you know, little things like losing jobs and houses. It's kinda difficult I know from the perspective of someone like yourself who is obviously sucking hard on the public teat to understand, but funnily enough we don't relish the idea of becoming paupers just to satisfy the acolytes of some insane socialist distopian agenda.
Just thought you'd like to know.
nigel varrick
· 10 months ago
"Hazel's Ginger Minge said...
Ambrose you are clearly a twat, a NuLab stooge, and i don't want to encourage you, but you are slightly amusing today.
February 23, 2009 5:30 PM"
He's about as amusing as a knitting needle stuck up your urethra.
Max
· 10 months ago
Mr Prescott will soon be elevated to the position of "national treasure"; he can clearly be personable and amusing (albeit inadvertently) and once nowhere near any of the levers of power I predict his regular appearance on TV and radio shows up and down the land. Palpable relief at the demise of his and his party's days in power will translate into many a warm welcome in the green room. Unlike McBroon.
Two Jabs John
· 10 months ago
I'm a clumsy and deeply inconsiderate lover me!
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
I can imagine this happening:-
Prezza decides he will go and help the security guards.
Or he sees what is happening on a CCTV screen, pisses himself laughing and insists on going to help so he can really rub it in to Mullin.
Is there some kind of a history, here, I wonder?
NeoLiberal
· 10 months ago
Ambrose mong,
"Time for your thrill of the afternoon. Yes it's Countdown, isn't it?"
Oooh I love the numbers game, hey look its a four, as in fourk off you sad fourking loser.
shallow bastard PR agency
· 10 months ago
In light of nu Labours penchant for leaving office having wrecked the economy can I suggest that their campaign song for the next election should be Britney Speirs classic "OOPS i DID IT AGAIN" !
Judge Pickles
· 10 months ago
Mostly O/T but i was doing some decorating for a lovely couple in Devon this morning, and the topic turned to the scouts . . they used to run a pack in London and we were just chatting about woggles etc when the lady of the house said " We had Peter Mandelson in our group y'know " " Really " said I, preparing some smart retort when, without a pause or prompt she added " and he was a weasly little shit then too " . . .LOL
You couldn't make it up! Oh, and I found out Sunday that my town clerk went to Uni. with the one eyed scottish hoon as well - it's all happening down here my loves.... WORD OF THE DAY ; GROCKLES!
P.S. Call an election today you unmitigated, loathsome maggot.
Fucking delicious!
· 10 months ago
Prescott's a fat twat, and he's english; 'nuff said...
Fucking delicious!
ratsniffer
· 10 months ago
There's a touch of the Bernard Mannings about prezza. Minus the humour.
The Beast Of Clerkenwell
· 10 months ago
Mr Delicious Prescott may, indeed be a fat Twat. He is however WELSH, A nation of Hoons whose only purpose in life is to give the Jocks somebody to look down upon
Seoul City
· 10 months ago
Guido, Please tell me why you appear to be courting the ghastly no-mark Prescott. UK politics is in dire straits, sure enough, but if there is one, single, glimmer of optimism it is that this self-confessed liar, intellectual nonentity, and moral bankrupt has ceased to play a meaningful part in it. Or am I missing a little hidden agenda here? What possible reason could there be for a man with your CV giving favourable blogtime to one such as him?
Dark Side Of The Hoon
· 10 months ago
fuck you Beast. I live in Wales and...and...um fuck i can't actually think of anything good to say about the place but damn you we're a way better people than the scots. For one thing we stop drinking at 6am which is about when the Scots start.
Gail Trimble
· 10 months ago
The only question I couldn't answer on University Challenge last night was "In which country did the Credit Crisis start?"
Rightwinggit
· 10 months ago
@ambrose pillock
You're a cuntt.
Anonymous
· 10 months ago
New to this comment web page I am shocked at the amount of verbal masturbation you lady knickers wearing sad bastards. Whoops got to go the toilet am so over excited just like you bunch of foul mouthed wankers
All Comments
Sounds made-up
Still bullshit always baffled brains !!
Why the fuck would a minister of state be called to the door to take care of a tramp?? More like he was on his way to the pie shop when he spotted his junior minister being hassled at the door, if it happened at all...
One presumes a blow was landed on Prezza by Chris Mullin to have provked this reaction. Sensitive plant, obviously.
(during Prezza's maiden speach in the house)
You guessed! It was Michael Foot, Leader of her Majesty's Opposition.
"...Imagine that sweaty face above you in the throes of passion..."
And the closest he's ever come to bulimia is provoking it involuntarily in others.
'Thats my Fooking wife' he said.
http://www.cctvstar.blogspot.com
"JP, is that a chippolata, or are you just glad to see me?" said Tracy.
Say, Prescott been down Rosie's lately? I hear you like to stay 'in contact' with staff. Keeps the old chipolata active since Pauline put you on short rations. You old goat.
You are using your blog, like that manic depressive bully boy Campbell, to rewrite your toxic cv.
The evil you and your lot inflicted on the underclass is your legacy. The only useful purpose you served was delivered in a glass.
Time for your thrill of the afternoon.
Yes it's Countdown, isn't it?
By the way there is a sense of tension, do you think some Conservative Party character is about to get hit by a political wrecking ball and make a big pussy bloody mess all over it's fake 'caring' PR puff of an image. Of course it's difficult to keep up the illusion when there are scraggly hunched up muts like you lot in the background.
We shall see.
Tra laa!
No wonder he didn't get that bike.
Pies all round!
Mr Mullin is later told how Mr Brown used to ring up the then Labour Treasury committee chairman at midnight “incandescent with rage” and swearing if the reports deviated at all from the official line.
He cut himself shaving.
As opposed to internet tough guys like you coming on large from behind the keyboard. Better step out of the glass house before you start lobbing stones.
Incidentally, "mutts" has a double "T" you sub-literate chimp. You're plainly a product of the the NuLab education system...
Dunno. Can't be half as big a political wrecking ball as the fucking mess Gordon Brown has made of the economy though. Can it?
Reports are also coming that that Ladbrokes have stopped taking bets on it crashing more quickly than the economy?
"There's a Tramp at the door for you"
He then rushed downstairs thinking that it was Tracey Temple ready to suck on the old Chipolata.
Still he seems a loveable clown, a year or so into the blighted reign of Ghastly Gordon and his dwindling band of halfwits.
Parp parp!
WV - mings - Genius, the wv has a sense of humour!
So they'll be pouring petrol on themselves and self-immolating live on TV? That'd certainly cheer me up and I wouldn't have to worry about the smell.
February 23, 2009 3:28 PM
Silly person,
Give it up or you'll get a migraine again.
Consonant, please.
Tra laa!
Upon his return he entered with Mr Prescott in a bear hug. We then insisted that he have a chat with us. The banter was super, touching on Croquet etc. He was released when he claimed his wife was waiting for him and he was already in enough trouble with her.
Lord Allelsey may hate his politics, and his party, he was however, a very good sport.
LA
February 23, 2009 3:28 PM
This is all you get.
Tra laa!
Fucking monkey.
Watch for the old Labour/Brown lies ie 'started in America', 'irresponsible lending', 'do nothing' propaganda. All masquerading as dispassionate government information.
Typical Labour hypocrite bastard.
Pathetic.
Why do you give him air time?
He is odious in the extreme. Staring at a web cam ranting his usual idiotic guff is his limit.
Sounds like 2 Chins has been overdosing on icing, recently.
As if kids on the street recognise government spin doctors...
I didn’t hear whether they phoned the man himself to dispose of the body.
Not sure if anyone ever mentioned this to Treasury wonk Kate Barker who was in 2004 telling us about how many trillions of houses needed building and who has re-emerged today fronting a housebuilding organisation (telling us how many houses need building).
Just wondered if someone had pressed the stop button...
"By the way there is a sense of tension, do you think some Conservative Party character is about to get hit by a political wrecking ball and make a big pussy bloody mess all over it's fake 'caring' PR puff of an image."
We're too busy living in the real world of financial mayhem caused by NuLiebore to bother with that shit.....you know, little things like losing jobs and houses. It's kinda difficult I know from the perspective of someone like yourself who is obviously sucking hard on the public teat to understand, but funnily enough we don't relish the idea of becoming paupers just to satisfy the acolytes of some insane socialist distopian agenda.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Ambrose you are clearly a twat, a NuLab stooge, and i don't want to encourage you, but you are slightly amusing today.
February 23, 2009 5:30 PM"
He's about as amusing as a knitting needle stuck up your urethra.
Prezza decides he will go and help the security guards.
Or he sees what is happening on a CCTV screen, pisses himself laughing and insists on going to help so he can really rub it in to Mullin.
Is there some kind of a history, here, I wonder?
"Time for your thrill of the afternoon.
Yes it's Countdown, isn't it?"
Oooh I love the numbers game, hey look its a four, as in fourk off you sad fourking loser.
You couldn't make it up! Oh, and I found out Sunday that my town clerk went to Uni. with the one eyed scottish hoon as well - it's all happening down here my loves.... WORD OF THE DAY ; GROCKLES!
P.S. Call an election today you unmitigated, loathsome maggot.
Fucking delicious!
Prescott may, indeed be a fat Twat.
He is however WELSH,
A nation of Hoons whose only purpose in life is to give the Jocks somebody to look down upon
Please tell me why you appear to be courting the ghastly no-mark Prescott. UK politics is in dire straits, sure enough, but if there is one, single, glimmer of optimism it is that this self-confessed liar, intellectual nonentity, and moral bankrupt has ceased to play a meaningful part in it. Or am I missing a little hidden agenda here? What possible reason could there be for a man with your CV giving favourable blogtime to one such as him?
You're a cuntt.
Whoops got to go the toilet am so over excited just like you bunch of foul mouthed wankers